> DMing for my weekly dnd session
> One of my players wants to bring along a girl he's been seeing
> I agree because I don't mind her and she's nice enough
> All goes normally for a month
> One week our normal location is closed (we meet in a city) so we use a costa
> We take a quiet table upstairs in the corner
> Our waiter comes and starts flirting with the girl
> The boy she's supposed to be seeing is right there nearly death quiet and staring
> I and the other players are visibly uncomfortable with the scenario
> She's laughing at his jokes
> He gives her his number and she takes it
> We carry on playing as if nothing happens
Fucking disgusting roastie behaviour tbhf senpai. Anyone else care to impart some stories of roasties behaving badly in public.
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Is flirting considered cheating? I suppose it doesn't matter because you can twist it into "just being friendly". I guess there's nothing you can do in this situation if you aren't Chad (to prevent it from happening in the first place). Poor guy.
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>>37694282
Flirting is okay.
The number taking is not. She probably sees your player as just a friend now, >>37694119
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>>37694119
That really fucking sucks for the guy, but at least hopefully he now understands that his girl is a slimy roastie and drops her.
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Do you consider your dad to be an alpha male, why or why not?
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>>37694095
When will Mexicans die off?
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>>37694111
Never. They are the huge majority of America now.
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He's alpha in some ways and beta in others. He provides for his family, never gives up, never cries, never takes shit from anyone etc.
But he's a bit beta when it comes to my sister and mother. He's also a square. Doesn't drink, smoke or have fun.
mfw in public and smelle that someone farted and than I fart too heh
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>>37694081
stephen king has a weird face
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>>37694100
yeah he's my favorite author but my god is he fucking ugly
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>>37694160
Lol he is one of the shittiest writers ever. Unless ur an older woman or have never read anything else before.
Can we get back to talking about smelling farts now
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>buy a gram of keif
>grab my bong
>no bowl
>look for pipe
>no pipe
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>>37693997
Just chop it up and put it in a salad, duh
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>>37694021
Thanks Brett !!cUDtrdI8Mgi. Say Brett !!cUDtrdI8Mgi, you seem like a humerous idividual. How interested would you (Brett !!cUDtrdI8Mgi) be in joining my Reddit comedy subreddit?
You seem like you're really into randumb humour! xD
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>>37693997
Do you have an apple?
Or an aluminum can?
Or a soda bottle, bucket, and socket?
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Pick one /r9k/. Only one.
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Is this photoshopped or charity work?
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>not having a famous internet waifu
the one on the right is claimed and everyone after me must take the one on the left.
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>>37693928
I pick the girl on the left
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What is the maximum sperm carrying capacity (in litres) of the average woman's asshole? Like if someone had an endless amount of sperm and a perfect seal so it wouldn't leak out, how much would go in before something went wrong?
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I have wondered this myself
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if she has a clear intestines and relaxed sphincters throughout
then i would imagine you could fit in about 20 litres
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why don't you find out anon? i mean, it's not like it would be a problem for you, right?
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>"well, I went to school in olympia, how about you anon?"
What did she mean by this?
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Olympus, Greenland
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Those are lyrics from a song by her mother, Courtney Love, called Olympia.
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>>37693744
She wants to fuck
Originalbloxxx
What do you think was the worst thing to happen to this site?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13184226
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>>37693525
You posting this thread.
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waitaminute was the 4chan symbol always four hearts
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>>37693688
retard, and dubs wasted for nothing
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*blocks your path*
>"What did you say about my Chinese War Sword you bitch?!"
>Without hesitation, you pull out your concealed Glock 17, put off the safety, and take aim
>Lynn gets into his battle stance with his sword
>You grin and pull the trigger
>The sound of gunpowder exploding and metal striking lead rattles your ear drums
>Lynn had cut your bullet in half with ease
>You become too petrified to move
>Lynn does a spin and proceeds to amputate both of your hands wielding the gun
>You look at your wrists, both are spurting blood onto Lynn's shirt
>"This was my favorite blue shirt you dumbass!"
>Lynn hits you in the nose with the sword's hilt, breaking your nose and knocking you down in the process
>"That's what I love about this Chinese War Sword, It cuts like a bat out of hell"
>Lynn uses both hands to lift the sword behind his back for a strike
>The last thing you see is him striking down
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>>37693418
Glocks don't have external safeties though.
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>>37693709
first post best post frendo
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>>37693418
>Glock 17
>put off safety
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Bad Trips or Experiences with drugs. 2017-06-14 12:18:13 Post No.37693392
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Look, I don't want to sound like a Narc or like these cheesy anti drugs commercials, I just want to explain my experience.
Well, I was in a park with my two best friends, one of them brought weed (It's not the first time that I do weed) so we smoke an entire pot, the weed mas modified because this shit hit really hard, anyway, after 15 minutes I feel that my brain ''split up'', silly things like the color of the grass, the sunlight or the texture of the trees around me were fascinating (Like the bag scene from American Beauty).
Anyway, it felt really great and pleasurable, I feel like I was 5 years old again, it was kind of beautiful and nostalgic.
But I started to thinking ''Yeah Anon, this is great, you are outside of your reality, but, what if you want to feel like this again, and again, and again in the future, what if you can't accept your reality despite it's not perfect, what if your only happy moments in your life depend on drugs''.
Somehow I realized about the dangers of drugs, I started to feel really bad at this point (I almost cry, kek.)
This experience change me somehow about the decisions that I will take in my life and the addiction to drugs scare me.
I don't know if I want to do weed again or any other drug.
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you smoke an ENTIRE pot?! dayyum that shite musta been 'modified'.
wtf is this. ok, don't do weed, the most harmless drug of choice, your choice but it does help some people function.
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I always get anxious as fuck when I smoke weed. Everything seems cringy as fuck while high and I always remember bad decisions/interactions whatever and I can think for hours about that. It drives me crazy
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>>37693505
That's how it is for me nowadays. I've been smoking weed for 12 years. When I was younger, weed used to calm me down physically and mentally and I used to go out in public while high all the time. Now my brain races at a million miles per hour and it makes my anxiety so much worse. Being high in public is a nightmare for me now.
I have an interview
(overnight stocker) tomorrow
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good luck my mans
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>>37693377
The digits are on your side, No luck is required
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I have a phone interview (network engineer) on thursday
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Alright, listen up people.
Who would win in a fight?
King Crimson or Superman?
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I don't see how a british prog rock band could fight an omnipotent mary sue
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>>37692645
This King Crimson.
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>>37692624
Well only a stand can defeat another stand, so I would say DIO wins
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Rate this girl, is she ugly or hot?
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I give her a 2/10 lol
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she's pretty ugly but she looked like if she lost the retardation (whatever it is) and put in some effort, she could be very attractive
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Not that good looking lol
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anyone have the link to stream of herself masturbating? i know i seen it before but i forgot to save it.
she is too hot
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She's got the pro Ana look going.
She's not inciting any lust in me though.
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You know she has a penis, right? Heres a source tho: http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/4920428/Abby-Doll
Enjoy yourself
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Dunno why would you want to watch her stroke her cock tho.
Why is Certified Nursing Assistant the career of choice for single mothers, "reformed" sluts, scumbag bitches and other roasties?
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Well I think it's a causal thing. Nursing school is very time intensive, so their relationships are kinda shallow. That's what I learned when I dated a girl in nursing school anyway. Wouldn't recommend it.
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Why don't you ask your mother instead of expecting us to know?
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Community college only
Then nursing certificate
Then job
Men don't do it because it's male nurses are funny.
But it's a practical decision.