>Be me, 13
>Winter in Canada
>gonna go to school this morning at 7:15 am
>walk out onto snow covered driveway or front lawn to go to bus.
>everything is blanketed in snow so idk
>walk forward
>fall into the fucking ground
>now I'm in a pool of ice water that hid beneath the snow
>literally have to swim to get out
>it's -30 C
>go to school soaking wet
>teacher laughs
>they dry my clothes
>keep super close to driveway thus forth
Canada winter: not even once
>>37900340
>13
UNDERAGE!!! MODS!!!
SQUAWWWWWWK!!!!!!
I found a trap. What do i do? Do i fall for the meme that traps are the best gfs?
>>37900354
fuck it to find out
why the fuck would you unironicly say "peepee"?
>>37900396
I thought it would be kinda funny
ayyy bagel discord bruhs, where u at??
>>37900331
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origisagnls;a,g.masn.f
>>37900901
Oi you fuckin' got me ya wankah.
>>37900331
X3CfNB2
this is john speaking whos calling
>be 30
>look early 20's at best
>see cute thicc girl
>find out she's 13
>>37900311
CIA NIGGERS OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
>>37900311
>find out later shes actually 12 and a half
>>37900311
i self identify as 5 so if she has sex with me she just raped a child
Alright robots, I'm falling for the meme. What website is best for getting cryptocurrency from and what which one would be most worth my money?
>>37900305
You're late. Really late. WAY too late. And if you don't already have lots of money, this is not something you should fuck around with. Turning crypto currency into standard currency isn't exactly as easy as going to an ATM either.
>>37900376
You're wrong about it being too late. But you're not wrong about it not being easy money.
You just need capital, patience, lots of research, and a bit of luck.
Start with coinbase and lurk /biz/ for many, many hours before you buy anything
>tfw stupid
I fucking hate this. I fucking hate myself so much. I just wish I was smart. And there isn't a damn thing I can do about it. It's all genetic. I could go to fucking Harvard and I would still be a fucking retard compared to smart people that didn't go. This is the WORST feel.
just b urself famalamadingdong
>>37900313
YOU spend nights STUDYING and PRACTICING for tests and get Cs
MELVIN doesn't even read the material and gets A+ EVERYTIME
Why bother studying when it's all about IQ, BRAIN MASS, and NEUROPLASTICITY?
Hello Charlie Gordon
has anyone seen genesis? she ran away from home and her mommy is worried.
Anyone here got fiddled with as a kid/teen? How are you holding up?
>>37900346
>Anyone here got fiddled with as a kid/teen?
[raises hand]
>How are you holding up?
Horribly, thanks for asking.
Im holding up terribly, i have a good list of mental illnesses/disorders, but im not sure if its cuz i was diddled or because genetics. But its whatever.
My cousin (F) and I showed each other our junk and spied on our adult family (parents/aunts/uncles) while they showered. She ended up ratting us out. I've always felt sexually anxious/paranoid since then.
Nothing like being fiddlee-dooed though, sorry for all anons who were subjected to that
>whites can be robots
I fucking hate this meme. White people have never experienced suffering or racism. Only Jews can be robots because of anti semitism. No other group has been treated worse than us.
obviously bait low effort -1/10 please go back to /pol/
>meet innocent qt gf
>after months of seeing her she turns out to be a dom
>makes you wear panties and dresses around the house
>cuddles you and fingers your asspussy while you sleep
>lets random guys fuck you for money
Living the dream
Why do men have infinitely man types of women they like but women only have one type of chad they like so much they're willing to get degraded by him in the most degenerate ways?
that cat is pretty cute.
my cat hated flowers though.
>>37900205
because men just need to spread their seed as much as they can at all possible outlets
women are the ones that will be taking care of it so they have to ensure that the seed they get is top of the lineall from a biological standpoint
>>37900205
I think men are hornier than women and are willing to fuck different types (short,tall,fat,skinny) whereas it's harder to get women aroused so they only go for the generic good looking (tall,muscular) guys
>finally found something to spend my money on that's better than alcohol
It's prostitution, right?
>>37900425
haha i got bored of that long ago and I'm not supposed to keep breaking the law anyway i actually live next door to a whore and I haven't even fucked her
k so what is it anon
/r9k/ is the only place that feels like home
>r9k is the only place that feels like home
>increasingly taken over by traps, gays of all varieties, redditors/normies, tinder experiments, weabs and bait threads
I pretty much only come here for the 25+ threadseven though I'm not 25+
>Be me working at walmart
>Climbing ladder to take down frozen food from shelves
>nobody is around so I act like I'm in the WWE climbing the ladder to grab the belt or swanton bomb
anything you robits do at walmart that questions your sanity?
>>37900332
I used to work at Walmart as a cart pusher. That made me question my sanity.
>>37900370
Working at Sam's club pushing carts was one of the strangest experiences of my life. Just working there at all is just fucking weird.
>>37900332
Why aren't you doing temp labor instead of working at fucking Walmart? Benefits be damned, you're going to be treated better and paid more across the board.
>bad day at work
>end up sperging out at boss
>boss starts smiling
>says he likes my honesty and passion
>end up getting promoted
>have to work harder and for more hours
IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS