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>>35170771
He posts about no gf on /r9k/

>being a cuck for Chad this much

numales represent a different path and identity to Chad supremacy

you're massive cuck for undermining it in any way

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>>35170771

seems about right oregano

>>35170767
Are you me, anon? Im not sure if I'm awkward or the majority of people around me are. They come up to me and say stupid shit and I have to come up with something stupid to say back, or do what you described.

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>>35170767
>normie starts a conversation with you
>all you do is reply "No shit?" "Chh, man that's crazy"
>they think you listened the whole time

>huh
>that's cool
>wow
>damn, really?

just go away normans

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>>35170729
Why would having no friends bother you?

>>35170768
This.
You seem like a failed normie OP, a true robot appreciates the lack of noise disturbance that any human would bring.

>>35170729
I'm a med student...so I study.
If I weren't I would have literally no reasons to live,..
I guess I'm lucky I at least have this...

>the man
>hot babe

>Everything except the best thing.
>My little sister is kind of cute so I sniff her dirty panties everyday and masturbate.

> Worst: Live in constant pain
> Best: Make $3500 a month after taxes

>>35170678
I mean, regardless of all else, a software engineering degree is pretty damn impressive to me, as an outsider. I bet you employers will be all over that, even if you're completely inept. Not necessarily computer companies, if you're as bad as you say you are, but I bet you you wouldn't have an even slight problem getting into a very solid company in some IT-related capacity or something in that vein.

80% of everything is perception. So long as you have the image of competence, nobody is going to know any better, especially the uninitiated in your field (which is mostly everybody).

Be thankful you don't have a joke degree. You'll be fine if you can give the illusion of competence, and sell yourself well.

>>35170818
a key thing will be to sell yourself right after graduating. If you loiter about for a year or two and can't explain that to prospective employers, it's going to be difficult. Sure, you could lie and say you went traveling or whatever but that won't count for much. You'll have to have evidence that you haven't been sitting around being content with doing nothing.

>>35170908
forgot:

t. someone with an employable degree but never did anything with it and now hates his completely unrelated and dead-end job.

>>35170677
>26

I feel like I'm 17 still.

It's because you do nothing else except browse this shitty site and fap to porn

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>>35171151
What, exactly, is wrong with that, anon?

If they're normal then how can they be the weird ones?

>>35170666
I don't know i have autism

>hate themselves

not as much as they hate us. they come here because they know they can use us as validation of their normalcy. they talk about their problems more because they have friends and family that actually care. that or they're attention whores.

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>r9k can't even make OC
really guys ?

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>>35170591
When I was a kid, there was a pond by my house and we'd catch frogs. There would often be a frog with a yellow belly that we'd be always be super happy to catch.

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>be me
>try to draw frog in paint
>fail

skipped classes at start of semester now 8 weeks in haven't registered for any modules and don't want to face my personal tutor but I'm just digging the hole deeper and deeper

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why am i retarded

Doing some online courses along with some real ones, and it can be so frustrating.

It's purely dependent on the Professor whether or not they place their assignments on the online calendar or just make an announcement. I just failed a quiz because the broken announcement system placed the quiz announcement one MONTH ago, behind all my recent ones. It's not the worst, but it really sucks sometimes. I have to go to four different websites for my online course needs.

>>35170544
Needed this tread today

I started my degree in 2014 and dropped it in 2015 for a different degree at a different university, that didn't work out so I'm back doing a different degree at old university this year is my second year and I'm 21 years old am I still young or have I dun goofed?

Find a Chad and ask him for a favor.

>get gf
>wait a week or so

>>35170539
leave her with a chad for 10 mins

What is your occupation anon? Are you NEET? I am a University student. My daily routine is also shit. I really wanna do lots of things like drawing, writing. This is my daily routine:

>wake up
>go to uni
>come back
>study
>sleep
>wake up again
>anime, vidya, 4chan, fap or whatever to waste time
>if i have assignments to do. i do that first.
>sleep late night.

Except, I don't eat junk food nor drink coffee.

>>35170594

Retailcuck for a few hours a week. I graduated over a year ago but can't pass graduate job interviews because I'm an autist.

>>35170613
Are you me? I am about to graduate with a Software Engineering degree with shitty CGPA (2.2) I am fucking concerned on how am I supposed to get a job.

>>35170423

At uni:

(Prof) "... so i'm going to upload this on our facebook group, does anyone here not have a facebook account?"

*I raise hand*

*class of 74 turns around and stares at me*

"haha, ok anon, why don't you have a facebook account?"

wew never reveal your powerlevel

>>35170423
>in class
>no obvious tissue box
>sit there wiping my nose on the inside of my sweater all class
>chad asks for a tissue
>teacher pulls out a box from under her desk

>constantly congested, allergic to everything
>always sucking snot through my nose
>didn't think others could hear it
>no one polite enough to tell me thry can hear it and its disgusting
I didn't learn to not do this is in public until I was 19

>>35170411
It feels bad knowing it isn't

>>35170411
hopeful from the future

i'd pay to have that

Tfw cute random girl that works for the FBI talked to me in the elevator.
Tfw she probably didn't know I was a robot
Tfw should have reeeeeeeee'd at her

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>normie general

what is hapenning to this borad?

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g-good to hear anon

Please don't die anon

>>35170730
This, and I love u akarin

>>35170324
Why does this make me feel better
This is a random post on /r9k/ but it somehow helps
Thank you anon
Never stop doing you