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Mainly it was just one anon making them, pretty much half the posts were "ewww, that's gross" on a board where people have jerked off to acid attack victims.

>>37584812
It was one fag spamming cringeworthy shit like porn clips and creating retarded fantasies. Like some people fucking on a balcony, and he'd be like "I want to go to a resort like this with my mom, where everyone else are mom/son couples and fuck all day out in the open."

It was pathetic, and didn't encourage discussion or anything.

>like older women
>think incest is gross
>all porn of older women is incest shit
Who /too vanilla/ here?

tfw no girl that would force me to suck off a tranny

>tfw no guy to drug me, rape me and pimp me out

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>>37584700
Is this like a humiliation thing? explain anon

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>>37578346
i was smoking outside 7eleven in isla vista and then this guy was shooting people inside. i was laughing and kept smoking.

>go out with friend to bars
>He's usually a recluse but when he drinks he becomes confident
>He's been crushing in a girl who's at this bar
>He goes "Anon watch this"
>He walked over and pours his drink down her top
>He remembers he's autistic as fuck and freezes on the spot

I'm sure he has a plan of some sort but I'm not sure what it was

>>37578428
I would make a quick escape with him but laff about it later.

You already have enough dirt on me, NSA

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d-don't shoot

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>>37576421
Shoot.
Don't hold back.

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>put my marker down a week ago
>check inbox
>still no messages
Why did I expect anything different?

>>37572179
It's been only a week, just hang on anon. And make sure your description isn't just your contact info and some shitty memes. I looked at the pins of the people who met up (they asked me to delete them) and the description is usually longer than just a few sentences.

And people who put down new markers, help bump this.

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I'm in love with a fictional gf I created that I will never have IRL

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tap tap tap tap tap

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Been too long since I posted this one of myself.

>tfw can't imagine what an ideal gf would say

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No, you're right, you won't. No fuck off of my board and crawl back to whatever virtual gutter your kind dwell in.
>roasted
>toasted
>cunt

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>>37570377
I'm a boy anon
and this board is my gutter

>>37570272
If you're not a degenerate tranny, I'll be your 6'5" bf

Am I the only one who finds this body type unnattractive

"fuck off"
yeah, girls are pretty creative

>>37565280
It's been 4 years I couldn't tell you what the text has been

>>37594173
You are in a deep hole OP.

>>37594189
What do you mean? It just makes me furious.

False pretenses.

Usually I just let stuff like this go unanswered or play along.

You're just assuming that of me based on genders because you're female and role playing.

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>>37593988
No not really. I just dont understand why people like it. It's soo boring.

Why? Because you're constantly gazing at her shoes when you compose it

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Yeh
>tfw had a dream I was in a relationship with Rachel
Bring me death

>>37593860
are you planning on getting married?
she fertile?

>>37593860
Well shes trans so shes not fertile, but I plan on marrying her.

Lol can't wait till you come back in a month posing a sad frog after she inevitably cucks you. Be happy now but your autism will scare her away

ur not very good at chess
if u look at this place
all the pawns die in place not taken
or go backward against rules

Feels temporary. And tick tock goes the wind

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>>37593416

Oh, roach. If only you knew the truth of this mortal coil.

that pussy looks dry as bones

it feels so wrong yet it feels so right...

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That pussy looks so tight... I hate to say it but I'd probably knock her up

i was about to say from the thumbnail i hope she isnt the fat one but then I realized its the same girl at 2 different angles and distances and well, I can't

>>37592982
She looks like a grosser, piggier version of my camwhore exgirlfriend

She could play the part of miss Piggy with no makeup

>>37592934
change your life to include yourself. you've made social gains, but what good does society do to you if you're not content by yourself?

>>37593002
dumbest advice ever I've heard it a million times. GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF.

>>37592934

You deserve it for lifting for girls