Whatever happened to those momcest threads?
I used to see them nearly everyday.
I miss them, they're the only thread I looked forward too.
Mainly it was just one anon making them, pretty much half the posts were "ewww, that's gross" on a board where people have jerked off to acid attack victims.
>>37584812
It was one fag spamming cringeworthy shit like porn clips and creating retarded fantasies. Like some people fucking on a balcony, and he'd be like "I want to go to a resort like this with my mom, where everyone else are mom/son couples and fuck all day out in the open."
It was pathetic, and didn't encourage discussion or anything.
>like older women
>think incest is gross
>all porn of older women is incest shit
Who /too vanilla/ here?
What is your fetish /r9k/ come on let em out.
Anon with the least weirdest and the anon with the most weirdest fetish get a cookie
tfw no girl that would force me to suck off a tranny
>tfw no guy to drug me, rape me and pimp me out
>>37584700
Is this like a humiliation thing? explain anon
ITT:worst shit you ever witnessed
>Little brother has anger issues
>Auntie gives her 10 month old child to him to hold
>Baby headbutts brother on the bridge of his nose
>He screams in rage at the child and throws it onto the sofa much to everyone's horror
>Begins punching the sofa back in rage
>Be in tech in highschool
>Lad in my class decides to try and stop a sanding belt with his hands
>I've never seen exposed bone before until that day
>>37578346
i was smoking outside 7eleven in isla vista and then this guy was shooting people inside. i was laughing and kept smoking.
>go out with friend to bars
>He's usually a recluse but when he drinks he becomes confident
>He's been crushing in a girl who's at this bar
>He goes "Anon watch this"
>He walked over and pours his drink down her top
>He remembers he's autistic as fuck and freezes on the spot
I'm sure he has a plan of some sort but I'm not sure what it was
>>37578428
I would make a quick escape with him but laff about it later.
STOP!
Take a screenshot of your screen right now and post it.
And don't even try to close all those embarrassing tabs!
You already have enough dirt on me, NSA
d-don't shoot
>>37576421
Shoot.
Don't hold back.
Put down a marker and meet robots near you. There has been 3 confirmed dates and a few other meetups already in just one week. If you don't see a marker around your area, just fucking put one. Someone else might be lurking and you just missed each other.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398
Markers without contact info will be deleted. If you want to make changes to your marker, please email me at [email protected].
There are about 600 of you who already put a marker on this map, so keep this shit bumped if you want it to actually work.
>put my marker down a week ago
>check inbox
>still no messages
Why did I expect anything different?
>>37572179
It's been only a week, just hang on anon. And make sure your description isn't just your contact info and some shitty memes. I looked at the pins of the people who met up (they asked me to delete them) and the description is usually longer than just a few sentences.
And people who put down new markers, help bump this.
Ideal GF thread, bc the old one's died.
I'm in love with a fictional gf I created that I will never have IRL
tap tap tap tap tap
Been too long since I posted this one of myself.
>tfw can't imagine what an ideal gf would say
>tfw you will never have a tall bf who holds your hand and cuddles you and protects you from monsters a night
No, you're right, you won't. No fuck off of my board and crawl back to whatever virtual gutter your kind dwell in.
>roasted
>toasted
>cunt
>>37570377
I'm a boy anon
and this board is my gutter
>>37570272
If you're not a degenerate tranny, I'll be your 6'5" bf
When was the last time a girl texted you, and what did she say?Relatives dont count
Am I the only one who finds this body type unnattractive
"fuck off"
yeah, girls are pretty creative
>>37565280
It's been 4 years I couldn't tell you what the text has been
My autism flares up whenever I hear or read something about women considering sex fun.
It makes me so mad. Why are they enjoying it?
You are supposed to be feminine and pure and not be like
>oh yeah daddy fuck me harder
>>37594173
You are in a deep hole OP.
>>37594189
What do you mean? It just makes me furious.
False pretenses.
Usually I just let stuff like this go unanswered or play along.
You're just assuming that of me based on genders because you're female and role playing.
Hey anon, you like shoegaze?
>>37593988
No not really. I just dont understand why people like it. It's soo boring.
Why? Because you're constantly gazing at her shoes when you compose it
Yeh
>tfw had a dream I was in a relationship with Rachel
Bring me death
My oneitis is now my gf and she's crazy for me. I'm over the fucking moon right now. We're all going to make it, robots!
Also, AMA.
>>37593860
are you planning on getting married?
she fertile?
>>37593860
Well shes trans so shes not fertile, but I plan on marrying her.
Lol can't wait till you come back in a month posing a sad frog after she inevitably cucks you. Be happy now but your autism will scare her away
How does it feel knowing I control every thought and action you make /r9k/?
I'm pretty much god which makes you all my pawns
ur not very good at chess
if u look at this place
all the pawns die in place not taken
or go backward against rules
Feels temporary. And tick tock goes the wind
>>37593416
Oh, roach. If only you knew the truth of this mortal coil.
>pull ya pants down whiteboi you gon give mixed babies
that pussy looks dry as bones
it feels so wrong yet it feels so right...
That pussy looks so tight... I hate to say it but I'd probably knock her up
I'll give you five (5) seconds to say something nice about my oneitis. Go ahead.
i was about to say from the thumbnail i hope she isnt the fat one but then I realized its the same girl at 2 different angles and distances and well, I can't
>>37592982
She looks like a grosser, piggier version of my camwhore exgirlfriend
She could play the part of miss Piggy with no makeup
I spent the last year radically trying to change my life. Started going to the gym regularly, stopped browsing all negative internet sites (including here), started going out every weekend, invested all my free time into being social and meeting people, made a Tinder and OkCupid.
And N O T H I N G has changed.
In fact, I'm arguably in a worse position then I was last year.
It really does feel cruel, as if the universe is just taking me for a ride. Will this ride ever end? Was I a fool for even attempting to make this better?
I've been fucking TORTURING myself and radically uprooting everything around me just for a chance at a GF, just to get a single average 6/10 interested in me and I CAN'T.
>>37592934
change your life to include yourself. you've made social gains, but what good does society do to you if you're not content by yourself?
>>37593002
dumbest advice ever I've heard it a million times. GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF.
>>37592934
You deserve it for lifting for girls