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Thanks for telling us that

>>39377827
It shot out a good ten inches when I busted my nut! I HAVE been working all day, for the last 16 hours. My blood flow must be really good!

>>39377691
It's not "like" a dopamine rush, it is one.

>>39377622
Eat some fucking fiber. Sweet potatoes. Brown rice. BEANS!!!

>>39377708

Yes. I've been eating frozen dinners for a week so maybe that's why I've been having liquid shits all day.

>>39377622
for me my main symptom is that i just cant really eat, especially during the day. its so hard for me to eat a meal in the morning. i make an espresso every morning and i try to make eggs or something while the machine is heating up, but half the time i just stare at the fridge and try to conjure up an appetite for anything but it doesnt come for a while.

>>39377520
For me it's just the fact that I'll never be able to find someone for me that can make the song actually relatable. It ends up being about imagining a person who I love/loves me or something like that, but it's simply not real.

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>>39377520
Because you'll never experience it, just like most of us here

>>39377520
Because happy songs sound like you are being mocked. Same reason why most people don't like asmr unless it's from someone that you actually care about.

what are the cute anime girl essentials? only anime ive seen was bleach and death note

>>39377546
K-on, gabriel dropout

>>39377546
new game, yuru yuri

>>39377471
I'm the opposite. I eat for comfort too often and I'm trying to fix it. It's just refueling, maybe if you go to a fancy restaurant or have a special cooked meal then it's important, otherwise it's just a biological necessity.

It's not like we dress up sleeping and breathing to be "entertainment", so food should be the same.

It's become a bit of a chore for me because I'm trying to bulk up. Eating about 4000 calories a day, so I'm downing extra meals.

I hear you though, takes time to prep, time to eat. But there's still a lot of special places I love to eat which I'll get excited for.

Definitely not me. I greatly enjoy food. Like really really like to eat lots of tasty food.

>>39377462
Probably like 20 maybe depending your size and weight

>>39377506
i'm 190 lbs. i drank 13 shots about 7 years ago and felt like death. so i assume its probably 20 or so like you say

>>39377462
depends on your:
>age
>weight
>sex
>experience with alcohol (tolerance)
Alcohol sneaks up on you, it's best to pace yourself, also when you feel drunk-ish take a break for a bit, have a nap, don't kys OP

You must be autistic. Men are thirsty horny little fags and we are shills for women. Your boyfriend will no doubt jump at the chance to do that for you.

>>39377487
Well yeah, but won't he think I'm a whore for having drank so much cum before? I also sucked a lot of dicks just so I could eat the cum.

>>39377514
Probably not. Young men are raised to worship women and they are told that they can't judge women for anything, especially sexually. I think you're in the clear here.

The Air Force, probably

marine corps get ur will broken and be chiseled into a perfect soldier. lose all sense of self and become the machine, you'll be happy

>>39377434
there is no place in the military that's robot-safe.

>>39377335
yes is the only valid response

Gay khhvs are more robot that a straightfag will ever be.

>>39377385
I would be fine with gays, except you already have your own board.

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gud jub

post the link to the hentai porn anime cartoon

>>39377327
Do all frogs masturbate in the middle of the house?

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>>39377089
We're here for you, take your time.

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>>39377089
Fill is in, buddy

just give us a quick original rundown

How extremely coincidental and not at all suspicious that Bailey's always online when these threads are posted and nobody's ever seen this "Olive" person.

>>39376969
Again? Wasn't this exact same thread posted like 4 hours ago?

>>39377077
couldn't have been the same thread, robot wouldnt have let him post it

checked

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>>39376932
>crackheads knowing where you live

>>39376956
dont forget
>lending crackheads money
why did it even occur to you to do this op

>>39376956
well I can't live in an alternate dimension where crackheads don't exist. Even a recluse like me can be spotted coming and going occasionally. Takes them longer to pin me down though.

>mom almost found the jizz drawer

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>>39376925
>Nana found the naughty notes
Should I just run away from home?

>nana misinterpreted the anal mystery

Whats the name of the gril on right? I know kimmy granger on the left

>>39376912
jokes on you I wouldn't be looking for a stacy bitch like that but rather someone reasonable based on myself and my personality : )

I brought a girl home from the club the other night and tried to fuck her for 3 hours while drunk as fuck.

>tfw whiskey dick