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>nigger employee at popeyes is harassing me again
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Fart in an envelope and mail it to them
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Go to the bathroom and shit in the sink.
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Tell him you'll send his ass back to the cotton fields if he doesn't stop harassing you
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I seriously give up on trying to talk to people in real life, its just not worth it. Ill never be one of them every time i try and do "normal" things i just embarrass myself and come off as autistic.
oh god it hurts
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>>39604514
embrace the insanity lad
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>>39604514
I know that feel but only when I have to interact with someone. I never deliberately tried to start a conversation.
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>>39604514
>still believing other people are real
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I don't post much here, I'm a lurker, but I want to share what happened to me last weekend. I need to tell someone, I have no one
last weekend I got really drunk, REALLY drunk. I didn't really wanted to go out but I did it anyway. outside a bar I saw two women drinking. I was walking with my drink hidden obviously because its ilegal to drink on the streets, and sat on a bench to watch them. I'm not joking but the two women came to where I was and started talking to me. They were cute but the taller one drived me crazy, she had the greatest tits I've ever seen. They told me if I wanted to party in their apartment. I knew it was a dangerous area of the city so I told them why don't we drink where we were, but they insisted and told me they had more drinks on the place. So we went there
The taller one sat beside me and noticed I was constantly looking at her tits, and she told me if I wanted I could touch and grab them. I did, I licked, touched the tits of the tall girl while the other one was looking. I was cautious of not getting trapped or assaulted. Things started to get heated and she told me to pull down my pants, they brought down the light, and she told me to accommodate in a certain way to start fucking, she gave me her back and I started fucking, while the other grill came and inserted my dick inside the other girl, and I fucked the other one too.
After it, they both went to the bathroom for some minutes. They came back and told me to stay in the same position. When I was going to start, the big one grabbed me by the neck and told me to stay still. While she grabbed me, the other girl started to fuck me. They were males. I got raped by both. One grabbed me while the other one raped me. My anus is sore and hurt. The worst thing is they didn't used condom. I haven't spoken with anyone because I have no friends here, and my family is far way, in the south. I don't know what to do, the police will probably just laugh at me, and I haven't gone to class since
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>>39604513
Damn, I'm sorry to hear that happened.
Why didn't try to defend yourself? If I was you, once I found out they were men, I would have beat the shit out of them as much as I could. Of course, there's always the possibility of them having a weapon...
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Report the incident to the police, they are obligated to take your case seriously. You've been raped by subhuman trans fucks, don't let it slide.
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>>39604513
Check for aids, getting treatment earlier is important
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what are your plans for friday night anon?
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>>39604394
going to get drunk order a pizza then fap and cry myself to sleep
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play persona 3 and shitpost on /s4s/
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>>39604394
drink alcohol, play guitar and video games, drink more alcohol, sleep
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What have you guys done today? It need not be productive
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>>39604259
Work nigger
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>>39604282
>work
>nigger
Pick one fag
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>>39604282
What kind of work? Please elaborate
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asian women's feet
asian women's feet
asian women's feet
my entire mind now revolves around asian women's feet
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What's funny is that if I showed you a picture of just a foot, you would not be able to tell if it was of an asian woman or not.
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>>39604316
I would though. Feet are both racially and sexually dimorphic.
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>she sticks her whole entire tongue out immediately
>she doesnt even sniff or take in the smell of their feet
hate when they fake it, there's obviously women with foot fetishes, why do they hire fake actresses to do it, fakees ruin everything.
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How can I manipulate women biology and instincts to be attracted to me?
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Appear protective and dominating. It is harder if you're ugly, short, whatever, but not impossible : the main thing they'll look at is your social, financial, and professional situation.
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Chloroform (anon please do not actually do this)
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Pick up artistry
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Protip for robots trying to talk to femanons: I don't want to talk about vidya, sports, nor memes. I want to talk about literature, philosophy, science, math. Why do you think lesbianism is on the rise?
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And women wonder why men treat them differently and don't let roasties in their secret clubhouses.
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>>39604159
Senior Tour pro tip,
you are 1 of 3.5 billion
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>>39604220
What did I do to piss you off? I'm not a roastie
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ok thats it
im tired of being a virgin where do i get someone to fuck me and be my daddy
my body is basically female but my face is not the greatest
i want to get FUCKED in the ass
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do i use grindr?
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>fuck me
Ok
>and be my daddy
Dropped.
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>>39604137
i dont actually want a "daddy" i just want someone to care and love me
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Won't go into mine because I'll get called a fag, but now I'm pretty much alone. I have friends but they pail in comparison to her, she was perfect, took my virginity and everything, but she changed and our differences grew, so we broke up. We were friends for a bit but now she's moved on and every moment I spend wth her is torture. So I ended it. And I'm alone.
Anything to cheer an anon up robots? Post your feels and your insults, an ear is open.
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>>39604107
>be me 19
>7/10, 6'0 160 lbs
>sophomore in college
>get qt ROTC waifu
>3happy finally some human contact since my last one
>relationship takes off at mach 5 speed
>second date we go to smash
>realize I can't get hard
>try to get hard for 30 minutes before quitting
>mfw this has happened 3 times now
>mfw I'm 19 and probably have some erectile dysfunction
>mfw I post here even though I'll just get called a normie and a chad
Help r9k you're my only hope
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>>39604640
Have you got it checked out? Professionally?
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>>39604767
Nah, I can still get it up its just hard to and of she notices it getting hard she says something and by the time my pants are off its soft again
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Post your favorite memes fellow bots.
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Toddposting
Baneposting
Daily Dose
:DDDD
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>>39604084
Sure, do take an original look on unoriginal Merchant
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>ISHYGDDT
>Firm Handshake Dad
>Frail Snail
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Would you date a girl with Hep C?
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>>39604062
If she's had it from birth? Sure. If she got it from drug needles or some shit? Fuck no.
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depends on A Lot of factors,
plus didnt they cure that? recently? i heard a Hep got cured, but theres like 20 versions of it or some shit
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I would only date a girl with Hep A+.
Maybe Hep A if she has a great serology.
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halo 3 2007-2009
>dont cry because its over... smile because it happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BocCD9Ae7A
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>>39604017
Heeeeeee gooootttt a...
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>>39604254
NNNNNNNNOOOOOO SSCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPEE
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I liked the super bounce and out of bounds glitches in gaylo2 much more. Also got to play with my uncle a few times in gaylo2, he was a bungie dev. I still have the helmet that came with the collectors edition with signatures from him, my aunt (also on the dev team), and a couple others on the helmet that they sent me for Christmas. They also worked on a few of the books.
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>new person at work
>female
>not stacy
>looks at me from time to time
>takes extra effort to understand what I say sometimes
>asks me personal questions sometimes
>looks right in the eyes
How to not fall for the "love" meme? I don't want nothing from that woman, but she seems to be approaching me from time to time.
Help
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You tell that roastie to fuck off, problem solved.
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>>39604004
You start by sucking dick
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Sounds cute anon, just give in and fall in love.
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Why do you have a Thrash can in your room anon?
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>>39603884
For trash?
One for recycling and the other for cum paper.
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>>39603884
>Thrash
worthless phone posters
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>>39603884
Its where i store all my thrash metal