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Have black people ruined internet culture? 20 years ago the internet was great, now we have retarded "humour" from data mining sites, equally retarded lingo and babble, poor grammar, and whiny niggers everywhere. How did we let this happen? I thought they'd never decipher our computers.
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Simply, no. It isn't the fault of one group
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>20 years ago
Get off the Internet you old fuck
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Blacks? No. Normies in general caused the death of the internet. Sure, black dialect had a lot of impact on the normalfag internet culture but you can't blame a single group for the internet's downfall.

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>mommy left her credit card on the kitchen table
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>>35542666
watcha gonna do satan
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>>35542666
>orders 2 tons of meat of alibaba.com
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>>35542666
Do something crazy.

Buy her a small gift

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>You beta cucks allow this to happen everyday
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Spoony pls, you thicq
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>>35542647
in a true alpha society, women wouldn't be allowed to be educated. we would keep them in sensory deprivation from birth until the age of 11, when they would be released, and moved to a rape/breeding dungeon, where they would writhe retardedly in animal hysteria to be beaten and taken advantage of endlessly until the man decides to put the thing out of its misery, at which point, the government replaces his woman with another, ad infinitum.
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The funny thing about whores on the internet is, their fame long outlives their beauty. I bet she looks like a gross granny now.

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Lets speculate on what the 2020s will bring us.
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I'll give you a taste!
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>>35542558
All of Western Europe will be 80%+ muslim.

More than 40-50% of young Americans will be racially mixed.
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>>35542558
>people are forced to be in interracial relationships (with non-interracial being illegal)
>white countries that are not cucked (i.e. some Eastern European countries or Russia etc.) will have sanctions against them for opposing multiculturalism
>white people are a minority in western countries
>Sweden is officially renamed the Islamic Republic of Sweden
>Germany have the first Turk chancellor
>Southern France succeeds from France and renamed Islamic Republic of France
>British PM is Bangladeshi
>US have the first gay president (Democratic)
>Canada requires white couples to have a black bull

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what are your dreems
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Living at home and being comfy.

It's much better to enjoy watching someone else's dreams on my monitor.
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be content and have nothing to worry about
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Comfy house in the countryside. But close enough to the city that I can get to a game store or Thai restaurant in under an hour.

It'd be great to have enough money to just work/volunteer part time and spend a lot of time out on trails and teaching myself new skills like gardening.

I'd love to have a qt daughter running around but I'm not super obsessed with sex and most girls I like don't like me back so in all practicality I probably won't ever get married.

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>Make game
>people ask if it will run on Mac


Why do people insist on using a Mac? How can you consider yourself a gamer or non-normie if you use a Mac?
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The term "gamer" gave me cancer. Thanks, op
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>he couldn't answer the question
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>>35542499
>Unironically uses the term "gamer"
You are the real normie here faggot.

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Who else /sweatsprofusely/?
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I cannot sit down for more than twenty minutes without getting visible swamp ass, and Im constantly paranoid about it. I didn't even realize I did this until last summer. I also can't hold a steering wheel or wear gloves without getting my hands fucking soaked. Im not overweight, I don't understand why this happens
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I do only palms though (nothing to do with eminem),playing on my touchscreen phone for loneger periods sucks so much because of this (sweaty fingers). The handwritten papers of mine also are soaked AF in the summer
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>>35542591
Buy black pants only. Never worry about that shit again. For me it only happens in the summer but when it happens it's as bad as yours.

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>cousins entire family staying at our house
>I have to sleep in my big sisters bedroom
>it's all pink, bright and clean and smells like wonderful perfume
>have to share bed with big sister
>stay up every night chatting and sharing stories
>say I love you to each other every night before sleeping
>sometimes cuddle, sometimes spoon
>occasionally even kiss each other on the cheek
>this goes on for days
>one day we stay up late as usual and end up sleeping in each other's arms
>we're spooning and I'm the big spoon
>I get a hard boner, its pressing against big sis's ass cheeks
>I press it further snuggling it between her bum cheeks while hugging her from behind
>whisper "I love you" to her in her ear
>she doesn't respond
>whisper it again louder
>"I-I l-love you too" her voice trembles back
>sleep like that the entire night, my boner firmly between her as cheeks through our pyjama pants and underwear
>it's a wonder I didn't cum buckets
>next day my mum has a big talk with me
>saysy sister talked to her and has been feeling very uncomfortable sharing her bed, she likes her privacy
>says I can sleep back in my own bed and she's spoken to our cousins, they bought a special fold out mattress for them
>every time I try to talk to my big sister she seems nervous and finds an excuse to avoid me saying she's busy or whatever, has been giving me stone cold shoulder
>tfw this has been going on for two weeks and is still going on even after cousins left

How badly did I screw up our family relations, guys?
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>>35542440
got some pretty disappointed boner here senpai
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>>35542440
My dick was hoping for a different story. It started out well too..
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fucking virgin fag, kill yourself

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This is the best fembot/waifu we've ever had. Discuss
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>>35542408
No, kill yourself.
>not surprised that was unoriginal
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about a month ago there was a thread for robots to meet fembots. only like 3 girls were in there and the one that i emailed seemed cool and then disappeared. she responded once more and claimed she was busy with school and work. and yes she proved she was real/not fat.

it felt like i was rejected once again. i'm never talking to a fembot again.
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>>35542408

>16 years old
>Septum piercing
>That make up
>That hair
>Fishnets
>That cog collar

This poor youthful creature, broken at such an early age.

Who else /onlyattractedtoteenagers/ here?

Why does society hate us more than anything else?
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>>35542373
Because they cant admit it
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>>35542373
Every person loves teens. Anyone saying otherwise is lying or has been brainwashed by feminists.
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>>35542437
I dont. Having a much younger sister probably killed it for me.

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Would he have gotten into the same trouble if he wasnt short and ugly?
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Yeah. If he was a Chad with Aryan features he would have received even more shit for being a personification of the patriarchy as well as a personification of the pharma industry.

He did nothing wrong though.
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Based Shkreli is a god for all robots to look up to.
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>>35542468
He's been working hard and stock trading since he was 15

What did it accomplish though? He just has a lot of money

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>be tall
>be fit
>have nice facial features
>you will never have a gf anyway because of your glasses
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>have great vision outside of a mild astigmatism
>wear glasses because it makes me look more professional in my job
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>>35542340
I bet you wear virgin frames

Just find better looking frames op, lots of chads have glasses and still get bitches
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>glasses would fit me perfectly
>tfw 20/20 vision

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>22
>started seeing a shrink 9 months ago
>always been the autistic kid but it has really limited me as I became an adult
>can't keep a job or make friends and connections
>no actual hobby, only do stuff for recreational purpose
>mom never tok me to see a doctor when I was a kid
>got diagnosed with aspergers last week
>still haven't told my parents or anyone else about it even though they should know
>live with mom but she's one of those "mental disabilities aren't real" people so she'll probably lose her shit

What do I do?
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do nothing, break the diagnosis papers, hide it to everyone, this would ruin your life, asperger people only get wageslave jobs like janitor or gardener, if you are required a psycholical test for a new job then go to another psychiatrist and lie(there are lifehacks on internet to pass those tests) but don't quit therapy. tell your psychiatrist you already told everyone and keep the therapy
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>>35543534
can I not collect benefits instead?
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You cant live off disability its shit money something like 800 a month try therapy and try to hold down a fast foos job or something, something that forces you to socialis with people

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I could at anytime go have a steady job growing pot in rural NorCal with a place to stay and family friends and roots in the area. The only downside is I won't be able to see my friends from school or mom's side of the family regularly at all and I will have pretty limited internet access. What should I do. When I was there over the summer I was happy but IDK what to do anymore.
>pic related pot we were growing
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You have to ask yourself if you REALLY liked doing it or if it was fun just because it was different.

I've been up in NorCal, there's not much there is right.

Can't imagine that the job would pay very well, though. What would be the plan with taking a job like that? Just save some money? Would you want to run your own farm?

Not sure if I'd advise it.
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>>35542078
My family is from there and our roots go pretty deep. My grandfather is getting up there in years and I want to get to know him better before he dies. I genuinely enjoyed the work too. The weather is great there compared to Western Washington too. There is fishing, swimming wholes, and family. Plus NorCal is what my family likes to call God's Country
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I'm in a startlingly similar situation as you, OP. I have the option of going to a southern european country to grow weed forever- but that's just context for my post.
I think it's best if you think about this a bit more for a while. It really is a difficult decision.
Is it worth giving up your friends and family for? I'm not sure if it is, but then again I don't know what alternatives you have w/r/t continued education n shit.
Maybe you can do this for a few years, save money, and then return to city life?
I don't know what other aspirations you might have, e.g. artistically or academically.

It gets lonely though, I think, just growing weed. I've got a bit of experience with that. It's not something you can base your entire life around, like, you probably need something else besides that to occupy your mind.

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how do i get a tranny girlfriend
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she looks good doesnt she?
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Go to a gay bar on tranny night. Also check out the mental hospitals.
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>average chinese man

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