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a skeleton just popped out...IN SPACE!


https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom
come watch a sci-fi movie

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>get invited to party by a friend that knows the host
> friend ignores me whole party
>couple of people talk to me first a few times.
> I literally just can't be interesting enough to hold a conversation
> End up being alone at the party, looking at people around me talking in large groups enjoying themselves
> Leave
>go back home , cry and go on /r9k/

Why the fuck Can't i initiate anything or hold a conversation? I want to jump out this 7 story window right now

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>tfw reminded when /r9k/ was good
Its fucking jarring man.
Something just jarrrd jogged fucked around and threw the memory back my way.

/r9k/ was awesome as just greentexts.
Long winded goofy ass stories perhaps based off some elements of truth with comedic hyperbole.

Then it became sad.
Then it became horny.
Then it became violent.
And now its full of degenerates who I know are not all serious about the shitposts they pollute with, but there are exceptions.

Similar to acting like fools too long will attract fools.

Its at the point where all of that shit metastasized into one chimera of the decline.

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15 minutes into amazon prime and suck she turns to you like

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>live in "the richest" country in the world,poor
>live in "the land of opportunity" get denied fast food gig at panda express because i'm not panda material
>need 4 years of exp to stock shelf at store
>people from all around the world want to come here for some reason

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went to the dentist today and the dental hygiene lady pushed her tits against my head many times. she kept calling me 'sweetheart' and stuff like that.

i think it's because they make more money so she's basically like one of them massage parlor ladies that shes just fucking with lonely guys so they come in once a month for a 'dental cleaning' and her + the chad dentist make more money while fucking after hours.

i left feeling pretty good that a female (and a hot one at that) reacted positively towards me despite my nasty teeth and gums. then i realized it was all a ploy to keep a lonely kv like me forking money to them. fuck them i'm going to a different dentist for the next cleaning.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6haolzKJnA

He even has a patreon set up for his own funeral

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>itt we post fears no one else in the whole fucking world has

>live in the shelter
>97% darkies
>2% hispaniards
>1% normal, (or as normal as being homeless gets)

>fucking prison/ghetto public school security checkpoint at ent
>metal dec, xray conveyor, security with wands, no open containers etc etc
>have chronic sweaty ass hole

>constantly have to stuff a wad of tp between ass cheeks whenever I must go somewhere for longer than 10 mins
>sometimes wad slips out after a while
>feel it slide down leg
>lose track of it at shin sometimes
>they make you liftyour pantleg at times to see if you are sock smuggling

>not sure what is worse if ass wad ever flings out
>either they think im sneaking in coke or dope due to the size and peculiar location
>or
>immedeatly see the shit on it and know it was stuffed in my ass

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UPVOTE THIS POST TO DIE INSTANTLY

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Pissbottles are for normalscum. REAL robots use shitjugs.

You use a shitjug, don't you?

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Well happy friday wagie! You finally made it and the weekend starts as soon as you leave. Oh wait, Mr. Shekelberg is asking you to stay late today? Its fine, its not like you had any friends or anywhere to go today.

I think I've had my fill of anime and vidya last night. I woke up at 1pm today to collect my neetbux from the mailman. Poor little wagie, if only you were at my level. Your saturdays is everyday for me except i get to do more fun stuff while you try to play catch up.

Anywho back to work wagie. The light is at the end of the tunnel. Enjoy sleeping in tomorrow. I will be playing vidya if you need me

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'CAUSE BABY YOU'RE A FIREWORK
COME AND SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU'RE WORTH

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Hey wagecuck that I got fired today:

Enjoy being the "useless NEET that doesn't contribute to society".

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/NFG/ - Another Friday night home alone edition

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Sounds like a weird statement and I would've laughed at myself half a year ago for even thinking that could happen to anyone but it's happened to me.
>Actually enjoy what I do
>most Coworkers are nice and aren't shitheads
>most customers are nice some know me on a first name level
>Managers are a nice layed back and family related
>Flexible hours for a college student
There's only two big flaws it's a half hour away and it doesn't pay . I'm not sure what to do and my family wants me to quit to work at a shitty fast food place where they won't give a shit about me and I won't be happy. I'm not sure what to do? Does or has anyone else even felt similar? If there is really no solution how do I learn to hate work again?