Would you ever date a fembot?
>>34777777
Damn, op, checked
>>34777777
nice hexes there bud
>>34777777
THOSE FUCKING DIGIT
KSTEW IS LOVE
KSTEW IS LIFE
>ree i want to kill all niggers, spics, pajeets, and sandniggers
>goes to a feels thread
>tfw no black/latina/indian/arab gf ;_;
Why are white guys such hypocritical shitbags?
>>34777692
>fucking honkeys reeeeee
>whyte bitches love bbc
what did they mean by this?
>>34777692
Implying the one who hates them and the one who wants a gf are the same person
>>34777811
You hate shitskins but want their women.
Let's say I did this.
>text girl
>say "as of now, you're my gf"
Would the girl think I'm alpha?
>>34777574
if you're attractive
although I'm not even sure a chad can get away with that unless they're a super chad
its a little creepy 2bh
This was such an old ass video lmao
>>34777587
I'm probably a 6-7/10
I don't know. But lots of strangers have come up to me saying ii look familiar to them. So I guess I'm average looking.
What do you even talk about with girls?
I met a cute girl on PoF, and we even exchanged numbers after a bit. Problem is I'm a complete social autist and she always initiates because I don't know what I'm doing or what to say. If this keeps up she's going to lose interest and I'm going to miss my first chance in my 24 years of living at having a relationship.
Do you have any hobbies anon? Do you converse with anyone ever anon?
Do you watch movies/ TV?
>>34777527
just talk about WoW and anime, chicks dig it
>>34777527
Don't you have anything in common with her? Music? Interests? Talk about shared likes, experiences etc. Maybe you both like, say, a band. Talk about said band, maybe generalize like - I like them because x. Why do you? And then it will evolve.
>normie says something rude to me
>day is completely ruined
I fucking hate people so much.
>>34777525
>letting words ruin your day
>>34777525
>day
you aren't a real robot if you don't dwell on even the slightest remark for months on end
>>34777525
Get over it you over-sensitive pussy.
What's for dinner robits 02/10
>>34777447
HoIy shit, how fucking fat r you?
>eating
Robots don't eat. Fuck off normie
Depression and Coors Light.
How do you grow balls?
I've wanted to ask out this girl for two weeks now and every time I've tried I just can't.
Until today. I finally got the nerve to knock on her door (she lives in the same apartment complex as me.)
Thank GOD she wasn't there, because I immediately stopped salivating, my palms trembled, and my heart rate hit at least 120bpm. I would have looked like the most beta bitch ever.
That or she looked through the peephole and saw my ugly face and decided not to open the door.
The path to success is riddled with failures
giving this a bamp for sum answers
>>34777408
First, stop putting such importance of asking and winning. That's why you screw up.
Look at it this way... EVERY girl you ask out from now on is just practice for the one you REALLY want to ask out. So ask away. Learn what works, what doesn't. Realize that when you are desperate (for a date, a job, an apartment, a car) it shows. Get over that desperation and get used to asking/negotiating smoothly and with confidence.
and >>34777437 is correct.
How would /r9k/be different if it had been GHOST9001? as the theme would be a ghostie haunts the board and a curse doesnt permit duplicate posts.
And participabts are ghosts instead of robots.
>>34777338
It would actually make sense, since most ghosts aren't noticed or cared about in the normal society. And so are us robots.
>>34777338
It makes sense with when you started browsing too. The old you died and you're a ghost now
>>34777373
I rather be a ghost than a robot. I imagine a ghost can be successful at things and have a decent life. Where robots are complete failures.
Really makes you think ... Yyy
This made me really think... Men using tinder to get an ego boost?
>>34777267
this really got me to sit down and contemplate
>>34777294
Most guys just perpetually swipe left while women actually take the time to make a decision.
I've never actually used it but from every guy I've spoken to or heard of, that's what they do.
reminder all you need is confidence and some form of power - money, certified intelligence (degrees, licenses), physical prowess - to get a bitch
and yes, they are married (for two years)
>>34777264
how do i get confidence? women are like dogs they can smell the fear on you
>>34777264
>money
stability is what ought to matter, which money can procure, but well-off people fuck up here as often as the poor
>certified intelligence
only an idiot falls for that shit. spend a few days with someone, and you'll know how smart they are
>physical prowess
i've begun to look at sculpto physique muskyuels as hundreds of hours picking up and putting down a heavy thing in the same spot. hilarious
i would love to know what this manlet guy's secret is
My dog lost his fucking virginity and now he treats me like shit. Won't come cuddle on my lap. Ignores me when I hold out treats for him. Growls when I try and scratch behind his ears. What the fuck? Is my dog Chad now? I'm seriously considering telling my mom that he bit one of the local kids and needs to be put down. This is not okay.
What do you mean, did the dog fuck your sister
>>34777119
That's why I didn't let my dog go outside until I could get it neutered.
You're a beta cuck though so you don't deserve that dog anymore
>>34777119
Fuck off you jealous beta
https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom
Feeling lonely? Friday night again? We can help. Join to chat while watching and listening to stuff.
We need some more NEETs.
cumjoinusyefaggetswedontbite...much
Can I join in, write some C code, listen to lo-fi hip hop, and occasionally vent about not knowing what to do with my life?
>>34777172
were watching a movie rn so no music, rest is fine
Post youre NEETCAVE
Actually doing chores
>>34777154
Do you sleep on chairs?
>>34777102
are you wearing shoes in bed you degenerate?
Are you susceptible to being activated?
Has a hacker discovered something embarrassing about you and is using it against you?
https://youtu.be/gAKkx_ytJlM?t=5m57s
>>34777082
a 1337 haxor hacked my facebook and now I'm his puppet so he won't post "I have a small peepee"
>he uses a webcam
>>34777082
the good thing about having an awfully dull live is that no one could get any profit out of blackmailing me.
Like the worst thing they can do is contact my parents and tell them I watch vanilla porn sometimes
How long ago was your last hug? 10 years for me
>>34777073
i dont remember when. probably high school so 10+ years ago.
>>34777073
Does a manhug count? If so 1 day ago
>he's been tocuhed by another human before
fucking normiessssssssssss