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Something happened, didn't it?

I didn't know I would ever come so far. I never planned ahead past like 2014

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>>35632228
life is passing us by

>>35632151
the girl in that image is dangerously thin

>>35632164
well she is a nymphthe literal kind not the sex term

>>35632151
That's how I feel about music, I'm not allowed to say that because if I do people freak out and ask me if Im even human.

Can't wait till I'm old so people will expect me to be out of touch about bands and rappers and shit, maybe theyll stop judging me.

>>35632129

I think its on netflix, i'll check it out. this better be good

>>35632129
So what is it about?

>>35632153
I personally enjoyed it but I could see how some might not enjoy it

>>35632159
It's basically about a punk band performing in a skinhead joint, after seeing something they weren't supposed to see they become trapped and have to fight their way out.

>>35632111
Go up young man, go up.

Mars awaits.

>>35632142
We're still at least 10 years off from the first colonists, and then 10 more years for anything resembling a colony in need of mediocre minds.

By then I'd be 44 years old.

>>35632111
what you do is go back instead of forward. why do you need a new frontier when you can try building your own homestead like in the 1800s? other people might have explored the terrain and done it a long time ago, but this is the farthest you can get from a mechanical, soulless lifestyle. i think that if you really wanted an adventure, something that allowed you to feel free, you could have it. having to struggle for your life makes it feel like it means something. having everything right in front of you, conceived, produced and delivered by other people makes it feel like it's all meaningless.

the other day i saw a commercial for some sort of cleaning wand that allows you to clean the floor and ceiling without having to bend or stretch. this is life at it's most meaningless.

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>tfw you fail to get a single reply

>>35632037

>tfw started a notebook of things I want to accomplish and get done
>tfw keep having to re-write the same thing every week
>tfw 3 years later still none of it is done

>tfw sleeping is the only objective

My parents thought I was depressed in High School. My feelings still haven't changed, I just know I can't do anything about it.

Anyway, I was taking to t therapist or psychiatrist, whatever the hell it was. They told me they would not tell anyone anything and the minute I was done he asked my father to come in and he relayed everything to him what I said.
They put me on meds that I pretended to take.

Why the fuck did they lie. I didn't even say any fucked up shit or anything.

>>35632179
therapists only work for normies. They can't comprehend what it means to be a robot. Society works differently for them. It's like we're a completely different species.

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>>35632029
>dad is vehemently against getting a cat
>go to university psychiatrist because it's free
>recommends getting an emotional support animal and says he'll write me housing and travel letters for it
>mfw

>>35632000
I believe if you're a good person and accept god's love you'll go to heaven :^)

>>35632000

Remember what it was like before you were born?

It'll be like that :)

remember when you werent born?

needless to say skin hasn't gotten back to its normal position yet

pull the skin back over it?

You pull it back over you fucking idiot. Are you seriously telling me you've never cleaned under your foreskin before you dirty fucking cunt?

>>35631976
Not existing now or ever, probably.

>>35631976
Crying in my basement.

>>35631976
Giving birth to the child of the man she loves.

>>35631875
>have good friend group
>everyone has GF except me

Feels bad man

>have no friends
>never fell for tfw no gf meme

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>have a single friend
>he has a gf and ditches me to see her all the time

Feels good man

Captcha: Pepe Mares

>tfw girls are never into this

>>35631851

>tfw no sissy fat boy to dominate

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>>35631923
p-people really like that kind of thing?

>>35631816
>are there any cute virgin girls in their 20s?

LOL!

>>35631816
keep working on yourself before you think about getting in a relationship

non-virgin doesn't always mean complete whore who fucks everyone and can't love you

>can i find a woman thats not retarded?

dont even waste your time with women, find a cool group of friends to hang out with.

Why would you want this? Girls and weed is a fucking terrible mix.

>>35632281
It's the best mix
>drugs mix great with sex
>typically stoners are much more chill people
>happier

>>35631799

Every girl Ive ever known that smoked weed turned out to be a huge cheating slut

420 girls are literally incapable of signing of their vaginas to a single person at a time

Dont say I didnt warn you

Yep, was watching Giant Gila monster today.

>>35631863
Watching Zombie Nightmare right now. So fucking comfortable. So numb.

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Anyone else here hyped for the reboot?

>>35631640
what is it with cousins and being ugly? mine arent ugly

>>35631640
Ask them to play with your special puzzle if you know what i mean

>>35631676
If you knew them then you would probably say ever word out of the book to describe them.
But I used ugly because they are fucking ugly.