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>mom found the willy wallet
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>little sister found the semen siphon
it was nice knowing you lads
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>Aunt found the cosmic cum sphere
JUST
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>sis slipped on the shit stain

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>RESPOND TO 15THREADS OVER VARIOUS BOARDS
>ALL DIE
THIS PLACE IS A FUCKING DESERT
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>>38190226
GIVE ME (You)'s YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS GOD I HATE THIS FUCKING BOARD SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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IT IS THE FUCKING NORMIES

IT IS BECAUSE FUCKING NORMIES KILLED THE SHIT OUT OF IT WITH THEIR CANCER.

NOW THIS BOARD BECAME NORMALTRASH HAVEN.

WHERE ARE ROBOTS PLEASE COME BACK
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I'm here 4 u robro

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>AlphaBay is still down
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>>38190194
Sounds like a place for drugs
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>>38191229
Close, it's a gay porn website.
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>>38191279
Close, its a gay porn site for drugs

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Does the Bible recommend the pulling out method? This quote says so in Genesis 38:9 "But Onan was not willing to have a child who would not be his own heir. So whenever he had intercourse with his brother's wife, he spilled the semen on the ground. This prevented her from having a child who would belong to his brother."
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>>38190184
Who cares what that old book says.

Modern science shows that pulling out is ineffective at preventing pregnancy due to pre-cum.
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his cuck brother probably appreciated that at least
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>>38190184
No cause if you continue reading it says God killed the man for spilling his seed.

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Anyone know how to get used to spicy foods?
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try not being beta o
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>>38190176
By eating spicy foods
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>>38190176
>Have you tried not being white ?
Memes aside toughen the fuck up, people died for spices a time ago. Taste the suffering and enjoy your bounty.

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>Be collegefag
>2nd year
>There is this Chad in my course
>He is like an 8/10 looks wise and 6'2"
>Girls are literally throwing themselves at him
>Had a girl message him in class whether he wants to fuck with her after class
>He had a one night stand pretty much every week
>He hooked up with a MARRIED 27 year old.
>Just checked the profile of the 27 yo
>She is literally married to a robot/cyborg
>Probably just with him because he is a beta provider

Why do you guys even want a girlfriend?
They will fuck you over as soon as a Chad shows any interest in them.
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>>38190144
Because they are just failed normies
There used to be more real robots who reject roasties, but normie surge after us elections scared most of us off
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>>38190181

If I ever got a girlfriend I would just be overrun with anxiety because how can you trust someone these days?
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>>38190181
Does being too scared to even interact with them count as rejecting them? I basically ignore them all.

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>browse reddit for hours today for the first time
>gamer girl subreddit
>at first I went in to laugh at them but slowly got angry and then lost faith in humanity as a whole

I now know why people hurt themselves, like NTR hentai etc. They like to die slowly. Its an abstract feel. I feel like a drunk whore at a frat party. I truly feel I've been raped of my life as I knew it.
Quite frankly, I feel fucking sick and want to die yet I want to watch the world burn. Truly I hate females more than anything
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were they shameless sluts?
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>>38190134
What did you see exactly anon?
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>>38190134
Link.
I want to feel the anger and pain.

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>tfw gf hasn't been sending me much messages lately and always ends conversations

Am i doomed? Has she found chad?
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>>38190076
Maybe her cunt is bleeding
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You could become god and she would still find a reason to leave you.
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>>38190076
Yeah, she finds you boring or clingy. She's either receiving Chad benis or is preparing to do so.

Duck the fuck out of there now before you get one of his STDs or makes you raise his kids

Do women exist who are NATURALLY indifferent to their role as sex objects and sexual selectors?

Like, are there women who developed personalities and became real people, and only discovered by accident in their late twenties
>Wait, I never had to do any of that, just because I have a vagina, and men find me incredibly interesting by default? Wow. I'm glad I didn't know that, or I wouldn't have become this cool person I am today!

Or is it all basic bitches who think they're fascinating, all the way down?
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>>38190041
yes there are girls who dont know
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>>38190353
Can you please tell me how to find them?
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>>38190540
Not enough to go around. Find your own, chump.

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>I'm being bullied in school
>I wish school bullies would just die
>AY YO LIGHT HOL' UP
>YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND KILLIN' NIGGAS

Death Note: USA
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I forget that this is actually going to be a thing.
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The only reason I want to watch this trash is to see Willem Defoe as Ryuk. He won't even need makeup, they could just have him come out and read lines in his bathrobe.
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>>38190043
>Defoe
Nevermind lads, I'm sold.

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Who here dropped out of high school and use anime to fill the gap?
>tfw will never be Japanese high school girl
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>>38189974
your waifu is shit. stop fucking objects.
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anime will never replace education and socializing with your peers, sorry
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>>38189974
anime is so shit. can't believe i spend 1 year just watching high school slice of life animes. don't do it

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>finally fixed broken part of my pc so i can emulate and play pretty much any game at 60 fps no oc
>not interested in playing games at all
what the fuck do i even do now? im so bored
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Trying going outside and/or getting a grownup hobby
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>>38189993
i would but because of a medical issue i cant go outside. working out used to be my go to.
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bumping for help i need it

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At what age did you realize you were officially a robot?
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>>38189951
>implying I've ever not been a robot
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age 9 when I started getting bullied by my class
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>lost a lot of friends
>been on 4chan 7years
>r9k like 5-6
>virgin
I've been a robot for a while now

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has there ever been a girl that any of you bots were 100% repulsed by?
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your mom lololol
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>>38189922
Many
Theyre called "niggers"
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>>38189922
Yes, but soon after I was my old self

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>see qt girl in elevator
>take the stairs

Who /avoidant/ here?
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relatable. dont wanna risk it yknow
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>>38189887
Dude, you're going to stand in a fucking elevator with her for 30 seconds. You don't even have to say anything.
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>>38189907
>You don't even have to say anything.
Maybe you do tho. And besides, I know she's thinking about my ill-fitting shirt and how stupid I look. Women are vile, judgemental children.


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