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>Well, look who decided to join us! What can we get you Anon? Your Mom made her famous casserole. Or maybe a glass of juice? Or how about a SOCIAL LIFE?
*the room erupts in raucous laughter. Even Teddy, your simple ginger cousin, snorts in derisive glee at your humiliation. You slink back to your room, hungry and defeated.*
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>>37387550
>uhhhh huh huh huh huh huh huh
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>>37387550
>You slink back to your room, hungry and defeated
What? I did no such thing! I made sure to kill every single last one of them.
If only they knew what they were eating...
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>>37387550
I would literally go into a rage and beat the shit out of the person who said that, then teddy, then everyone else who laughed. I may not have a social life but in return I lift religiously. Normally I never get mad, but small things like this trigger me.
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>it's a "boss yells at me in front of all my coworkers" episode
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That is always my favorite episode. Truth in TV they say!
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>>37387526
Alright, I'll bite tell us what happened.
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>it's an "older man is insulting me for giving bad service" episode
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Just got a job at a pizza place
What am I in for
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>>37387453
Making pizzas driving there
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>>37387453
Be prepared to put your dick in the pizza box when you show up at a customer's house.
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Random stacies will offer to blow you in exchange for free pizza if my pornos mean anything
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Beta 4chan users just got REKT by Buzzfeed hahahahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc
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daily reminder that by clicking on that link you give buzzfeed money
Saged, OP is a faggot
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how will rowboats ever recover
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How can these fucktards not see how completely hypocritical they are? Peddling SJW crap non-stop then making fun of "losers"
Hip hop fans, defend this.
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Same culture, new talent.
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>>37387287
>implying lil boat is useful for anything past a good club beat
>implying mumble rap is real rap
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lil yachty is a dumbass but his music is still fun to listen to
also seems like a nice guy i'd chill with him
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They're just like us.
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Haha anon you're just like Sheldon!
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i watched that show with my friend while on shrooms and we had this really deep realization that the people in that laugh track are long dead and rolling in their graves knowing they're in that show
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Shows actually pretty funny but when they all got gfs it stopped
People forget stuff right? Like, let's say theoretically that my sister found fetish porn that I had been looking at. How long would it be before I could have a normal functional relationship with her without constantly thinking back to that?
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>>37387092
Memories like that recede into the background so that 98% of the time your relationship will be normal, but the wrong combination of words can bring that kind of thing surging back to the surface and turn a moment awkward between you without notice
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>>37387092
real life isn't like chinese cartoons
It would probably completely destroy your relationship with her for life and possibly your whole family if she talks
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people forget little things, something weird will likely never be forgotten. just give up
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Who else is addicted to spinners?
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>>37386935
>falling for normie fads
You don't belong here
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>>37386935
please leave
origimeow
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>>37386935
What exactly do you do with those things? They just spin and you hold them, right?
At least you can do tricks with a yoyo
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Does anyone else on here ever get vagina envy?
I don't think l really want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... It just feels like biology and my body have betrayed me.
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sage the obvious op
MODS
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>>37386819
Same anon. If I could change gender like magic back and forth whilst maintaining my personality I would.
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Agreed.
Penises are tumors.
#feminism #itwasherturn #shewon
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I've finally done it lad! 2017-05-30 10:20:06 Post No.37386630
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I've finally done it lad!
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After over a year of searching and being a neet, my times of staying idly at home have all gone.
I've got a job.
I came here to write out this message to say that I am finally leaving this for good. I am no longer one of you guys, and I'm finally on a path to normiedom! I just had a job interview a couple of hours ago and a couple of minutes after I was given the options to start working the next day. Yes! Finally, I'm not a disappointment to my parents and can finally start making money and do something with my life.
All I wanna say is thanks for keeping me company while I was here but it's a bye from me. Hope the best for the rest of you and wish you the best but this guy got a job and career! The only bad thing is that they made me start so abruptly. Like next day after the interview, they hire me?! At least give me time to prepare, jeez.
Anyways, God bless and peace out!
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>and a couple of minutes after I was given the options to start working the next day.
Wait what? Is this bait? What country are you from?
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>>37386680
It wasn't a couple minutes after more like hours. But I'm in the uk and it's an apprenticeship(that's like a paid internship for you burgers.)
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>implying robots don't have jobs and careers
If you're here because you can't get pussy, nothing's gonna change for you my dude.
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Abused Dog Feels For the First Time Petting Instead of Abusing 2017-05-30 10:14:46 Post No.37386534
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prepare for the feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3aFfz-2jEY
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What if you like the abuse?
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>pakistani boy can pop his eyes out of his head
yeah lots of feels...
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All I'm hearing is "REEEEEEE REEEEEEE". Wonder if it post on here.
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Is overdosing on pills an easy way of dying?
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it's an easy way to end up in the hospital and wonder why you tried the meme way to kill yourself
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lol n0pe
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>>37386583
what about a pistol or shotgun? ibkbow shotgun in the mouth would harm you but i still cant picturebit being an instant death
pistol i wouldbt trust
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How long does it take to women notice your autism and drop you? 2017-05-30 10:12:34 Post No.37386491
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How long does it take to women notice your autism and drop you?
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How long does it take to women notice your autism and drop you?
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>>37386491
In my case, 2-3 months
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>>37386641
that's longer than me
congratz anon
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>>37386491
Women can actually smell autism. Be sure to mask it with massive amounts of cologne.
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How does one create meaning and purpose int heir life? I used to be an adamant nihilist, but all that got me is to do nothing with my life except shitpost, watch TV/youtube and masturbate because I don't care about anything, and feel completely powerless to do anything except exist.
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>>37386367
I think you're asking at the wrong place.
However I've felt some purpose when I found a job and actually got along well with the people there.
Get something to look forward to.
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Looks for something you enjoy. Literally anything. If you like eating candles - go for it.
In case you don't really now what that would be, just randomly try things out. The first couple of sessions in sports clubs are usually free and there is tons of other things you could do.
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learn cherish every small step of the way towards a goal
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add me up losers
DD#9322why is that whenever I go act a little 'out there' is when fags start deleting me? ya'll need a little more fun in your life smfh
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bumpitty bump bump bumpitty
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Obvious normie piss off
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>>37386287
>DD#9322
is that you in the pic?