Highschool stories thred
>pissing in bathroom
>dickhead chad is textibg by the hand dryers
>special ed kid in stall starts flipping the fuck out screaming to himself "DONT TOUCH MY WEINER" or something even though hes talking to himself
>keeps screaming randomly loud as fuck
>i just turn around and say "dude shut up"
>start washing my hands when chad is like "dude hes special ed"
>tell him i dont give a shit and i leave
>everytime after i sawbthat chad in the bathroom he'd start talking about how im a dick to special ed kids or someshit
>i never say anything to him
i hope i never am working a register and check him out im pretty sure if i fought him idnhave a heart attack or go to jail from how i forget what im doing when i do get mad
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>live in California
>no hallways because why would you need those
>a brisk 60F
>need to take a piss before first class
>dindus huddled around the hand dryer
>walk out
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>>38380188
what truck do you drive? what trans type?
is it hard to learn to drive one? i really wanna but double clutching for the test seems hard
most people i know float. but ive never drove one at all i just drive an auto pickup
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>>38380216
Freightliner Columbia with an Eaton Fuller 10 speed Smart Shift (Ultrashift 2 pedal automatic).
I prefer a 13 speed manual, but this one gets the job done. Drove a few Peterbilts after 5 years in this truck and was floating again by the end of the block. Learning how to go forward takes about a month, going backward takes 6 months. You'll double clutch until you take the test then figure out how to float when you get your first truck because your trainer won't trust you to not grind the fuck out of the bushings and shift gate.
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Greetings /r9k/. I seek advice on two things.
>how to sleep on command because I cant sleep at all.
>how to get over a girl I love that loves me back but can't date me because of reasons.
Here's hoping some of you are wise.
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>>38380117
>Sleep on command
Still figuring this out desu, drinking helps.
>Loves you back but won't date you
That's bullshit. If someone loves another, they'd do what it takes to be with them. She obviously likes you less and you need to move on.
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>>38380117
>eat until you get lethargic
>give in to sleep medication addiction
>roleplay with imaginary gf in bed
>dim your monitor at night
>get your bedroom as dark as you can
>jack off to fb pics of high school crushes
>eat until you get lethargic
>roleplay with imaginary gf in bed
hope this helps
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>>38380135
1st-> when I drink I just feel down I dont get to sleep.
2nd-> i dont need opinions on the situation. I need advice on how to get over it.
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>Grandma won't give me the succ again today
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>Uncle doesn't give the in-out anymore
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I am changing up my diary format as I found it boring and limiting before.
In a lot of ways, I have not been very productive this week. I spent a lot of time bullshitting/procrastinating and produced almost no art stuff at all. In other ways I was productive. I saw a lot of friends and I had some really intense therapy (particularly today).
I need to figure out how to be productive. I got prescribed vyvanse, which I think will help, but I wish I was able to output more without help from drugs. Its embarrassing to not output. I think a lot of people think I am smart and creative, but its not always reflected in what I have done. I spend way too much time consuming: reading, watching, listening.
Therapy was really intense today. I saw for the first time that, basically, its possible I could become a normie. All my life I have rejected normie-dom, but now I see a way to go there. And I am afraid. I'm afraid to leave behind such a large part of myself. Its terrifying to think about deeply changing in a way that makes me less isolated, less angry, less negative. I know that sounds stupid, but there it is. I am afraid.
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>>38380101
heheheh HEY NEET
YOU FORGOT YOUR HAIRCUT
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>When she texts ":3"
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Do women even realize that literally everything they do is stupid?
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>>38507110
I don't know: it sounded cute and made me sad, it was smart if this was her intent
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> when she texts after all this time
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>lobio
>lavash
>korean-like salads
>beer
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nice supermarket crap pidaras
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>>38380126
Thanks mate. I like it too
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I'll rate your legs instead, 10/10 post more
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>tfw you will never live in a big house with a bunch of bros and be the chef of the group that gets to cook giant feasts every day for everyone
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>get into spiritual satanism
>think it will actually help me
>months later
>found out it has been exposed as a jew hating neo-nazi cult
>tfw no satan
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>>38379968
you realize you are posting an anti semetic frog right
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>>38379968
>implying you have to be a nazi to dislike jews for their filthy lying zionist behaviors
Just embrace it
>>38380021
Why, cause CNN and jewish owned ADL said so?
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at least i didnt do the soul sacrifice /:
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Jotun Free To Own
http://store.steampowered.com/app/323580/Jotun_Valhalla_Edition/
https://www.gog.com/game/jotun
Get a permanent copy while you still can.
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/R9K/ CENSUS THREAD - 7/14/17
http://www.strawpoll.me/13438765
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>2 mixed race anons
Interesting, I didn't think there'd even be 1
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>saunter into wall-mart, buying gift for my friends girl friends birthday
>hear them rail 24/7, because I am the roomate that is a husk of a person, paying them rent until I have another retard spree
>needs to be good, roommate says he will be thinking of kicking me out soon if I don't shape up and fly right
>buy her a sandwich press
>I count on one every day, and feel like she might like one two.
>walking the twenty yards to their yard chair, smiling more than I have in quite some time, she will love this
>trip and my jaw falls on an upturned branch
>pierces my gullet, I ruined the birthday again
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Wha a whimsical tale
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>tfw no rosinenbomber bf
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What even is horror to you guys
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>"yeaaa white boi!"
>"where you think you goin'?"
>"get back here white boi!"
>"you gone gimme dem seminal reparations white boi!"
>"you thought you could escape this black ass?"
>"now shove your white cock deep in my black horse pussy!"
wat do r9k?
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>>38506914
Lmao horse pussy?
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>>38506962
>"stick it deep in this tight horse pussy, anon!"
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>"this horse puss is just leaking thinking of your gigantic white cock, anon!"
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Anyone else here young and stressed/frustrated? I'm 20 years old and yeah I'm doing good since I'm in engineering school and have one class left to finish my associates at community college, but I'm just discouraged right now, very little motivation. And the class I'm taking at CC is easy as fuck it's a Kinesiology class and I'm already behind in that class man. Even though I seem to be doing good, I seriously need to get my shit together, I feel like my own Dog doesn't even feel good being around me. Also money is a huge issue, everything is so fucking expensive nowadays, I feel like you get cucked by life if you aren't born rich in this world, I just wish I could take a few months off and get myself together to be honest...
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>>38379817
At least you can learn, ive failed every grade in school 1 to 12 attention span is 5 minutes, got fired for not listening again
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>>38379817
doing CC for 2 years and uni for the next 2 is the way to go. that's how i got my bsme. be sure your kinesiology class transfers to cover your uni's dynamics class or you're wasting your time.
also, cheat. i cheated my way through college and i've been fine professionally. i paid attention in relevant classes like fracture mechanics though.
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>>38380157
I'm studying computer science. I'm just taking the kinesiology class because it's a requirement for associates degree at my community college.