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>Quality vs. Quantity

Which is more important?
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>>35067609
Quality if you are a flounder
Quantity if you are a shark
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quality
have two friends for the past two years
im never bored with them and theyre the best things that couldve ever happened to me
i love them <3 (,:
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>>35068189
das pre nice

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Its over. We live in a time where woman are no longer traditional, mind controlled, financially motivated, materialistic, and unable to think for themselves beyond the screen of their phone.

Post ideas that rid away the feels. Without masterbation.

All I can think of is. To "Accept woman like the whores they are. Accept that its been this way for thousands of years. There is nothing wrong or depressing about living and dieing alone. Thankful for not burdening myself with kids, marriage, or a leeching parasitic girlfriend. If I want sex. I pay a whore. Thats just how it is, has been and always will be."
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>>35067581
>tfw traditional virgin qt gf whose phone doesn't even have data and she has no social media
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>>35067581
>>35067581
before you choose to just give up on your quest for the holy grail of relationships, please read the next article.

http://www.returnofkings.com/13823/the-master-and-the-slave

oregano

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If you want to chat use the keyword r9k
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that one anon who is always on i do not like

there is more than one who is always on but i am talking about on in particular
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>>35067606
anon did nothing wrong. oregano

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>ywn drive in the dead of night in LA while meeting the dredges of society
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>>35067426
Literally did this last week.
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I did that last week when I went to Randy's Donuts at 2AM.
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>>35067426
>>35067828
>>35067905
>driving
>>>/o/ is that way, you fucking normalfaggots.

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>see a tall girl on the street from a distance
>have to stalk her until I can get close enough to compare my height to hers, to make sure she's not taller than me
>mfw I find out she actually is
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ITT: lanklet virgins making up stories.
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Manlets are gay. Right guys?

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>Tell myself that I'm going to clean up my act and stop being a degenerate

>12 hours later I'm licking shit off my toilet
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>>35067369
Did Ride ever release any new scat material?
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>>35067369
PFFFTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL ANON AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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>>35067421
IT GOES
IT GOES
IT GOES
IT GOES

DEGENERACY
UNF

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If we're all anonymous here, why do I still feel bad when I insult people on here and/or grief them?
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because they're still people on the other end, regardless of whether or not you know their name
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>>35067380
I know, but theoretically it won't affect me at all if I do and there are no consequences for doing so.

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>literal loser pops up in my discord
>try to find out who this guy is
>he tries to change the subject
>banned them
talk about retards you've dealt with
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>>35067283
BEAT AROUND THE BUSH

BEAT AROUND THE BUSH

BEAT AROUND THE BUSH
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>>35067283
i posted in OP's thread.
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>>35068072
/thread. My sides are in orbit.

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>porn video has a dolly zoom
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>>35067243
>it has a double panned inverted boom slide
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>watching porn video
>it zooms in on the guy's face during the cumshot and then does a wide-reaching backsized areospectric inversion

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Just sent a message to this chick telling her i need her pussy she took 15 mins to reply so i jacked off now im pondering if to get dressed pay a taxi to drop me then pay another taxi to drop me back home just to get some pussy when i already came
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>>35067169
hmm really makes you hmm out loud
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>>35067169
you could have gotten pussy but you couldn't wait for fifteen fucking minutes? What is wrong with you OP?
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>>35067169
>she took 15 mins to reply so i jacked off
Seems to me she missed her opportunity, OP.

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http://la.spankbang.com/st7i/video/angel+gets+forced+to+fuck+in+a+hotel

This one is mine.
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These two are probably my fave ones

http://www.xvideos.com/video107538/asian_holes_-_e
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http://spankbang.com/xwnq/video/gets_beat_up

i start getting ready to come at around 3:30

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hello. i am adolf shitlerm. adofl shilter . adolfo shitlero . hi lmao im aldolf hilter. sigmudn heil lol. 666. haha hello im adolf hitler. shit piss
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Why did you turn that girl into a picture of bread

Fuck you I like that girl
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>>35066835
i am adolf shitler

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Any robots have a room available to spare?

To clarify, I could pay rent if needed.
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>>35066752
where you at negroid? how insane are you, on a scale? also, down to live on the streets with me?
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>>35066752
Why don't you have a place to live? Where are you?
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>>35066752
Can't help ya OP if we don't know where you are.

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Is it common for a girl to give you a blow job, then when you're about to cum and tell her, she keeps sucking and swallows everything without taking her mouth off your cock, even once?

I feel as if she enjoys swallowing. I'm weirded out a bit, and self-conscious about my taste.

Any robots with similar gf issues?
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>>35066732
B8, saging and all that shiet.
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>>35066732
>Any robots with similar gf issues?
>robots with gf

GTFO DAMN NORMIES

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How do you get over someone? Whether it's over a oneitis or over an ex what the fuck do you actually do?

First stage is accepting that hope is lost but it still hurts
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You just wait it out. Try to avoid anything that makes you think in that person and whenever a thought comes in you just push it ou of your mind and remind yourself that you just need time.
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You don't. If you're the type of guy who regularly posts on r9k you just don't, you never will. People like us don't get over "her".

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