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>>35836234
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPT woof

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>>35836401
Quite an intetesting braappost, but I could use some advice because I can't sleep

Bring a gun. Show it to her and tell her you'll kill yourself if she says no. She will be impressed that you are willing to die for her.

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>that kid that makes a thread and doesn't contribute to it
What a fag!

>>35836226
That kid who posts thread without a proper example

>>35836271
>that kid that judges me for not contributing to my own thread

>>35836168
Because it's random fucking bullshit spewed by normiebook pages for shares and likes. It is NOT in any fucking way true.

Redheads have those GOAT tier pink nipples that drive me crazy.

Wish I could ever get a redhead gf.
any gf would do really

please kill me

>wanting to rape a redhead in the first place

What the fuck? I get grossed out even having to be in the same room as a ginger.

>>35836167
normalfag, fuck off with your shit

>>35836167
>Work on yourself, and good things will come.
haha so true i love that we live in a meritocracy where good things only happen to good people and bad things only happen to bad people

>>35836167
oh boy, yet another retard who talks about things he have no fucking clue about
and world is far more complex than you think, dumbass

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>>35836150

You don't have to check yourself for ticks if you never leave the house.

>never go outside
>never get ticks
easy

>>35836203
>>35836240
He obviously meant this for the robots that aren't virgin shut-ins

>gf

Not for long, homie.

she ours now boi

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>>35836140
dont get freaked out by the memes, my gf has friendzoned tons of black guys yet chooses to date me, they are basicalyl harmless

>>35836139
I think your skin looks still good.

>>35836139
I got seborrheic dermatitis and pinpointed the causes to eating junk food, stress and no sleep.
Does rosacea disapear at all or you look like in my animes all the time ?
Also be my gf.

>>35836139
I'm assuming that's really you. And you look like a girl. I'd still go out with you. Acne really doesn't mean very much to me as long as it's not actively erupting in a flurry of frothy puss.

If anything, your problem gives you the visual indication of a blush which is moe. Congratulations, you're a ka-why chinese cartoon.

>>35836026

1)looks
2)money
3)healthy upbringing
4)psycho and manipulative family members
5) neuroticism
6)good height
7)college degree
8)goes out 3-5x a week
9)can get laid within 10 minutes of meeting a woman
10)flosses their teeth at least twice a day

Protip: there isn't such a thing as normies

>>35836026
Having a social life to be quiet honest with you, my dear old friend

>>35836026
>having friends
>lying about not having friends
>wanting to seem "shy" because it's cool
>not being schizophrenic
>not being schizotypal
>not being schizoid
>not being schizoaffective
>not having AvPD
>having a facetorah
>having an IQ between 100 and 130

I promised someone I wouldnt kill myself while they were alive, so I would probably say some kind of prayer in the hopes she could hear me in an afterlife I don't believe him.

I would be in such a state I wouldn't want to leave a legacy or do something crazy. I would want it over before I had a chance to change my mind.

I might write a letter I don't know.

>>35835995
I've already planned my death in a war, once the anarchists and commies in America become complete bluepilled retards and actually threaten war against their own nation, that's where I'll die. Fighting on the heroic side.

>>35836158
>heroic side
>fighting for a nation that is ran like a company with capitalism as its blood

More like you been completely brainwashed by nationism and a bonefied fuckinf retarded fascist

where you from? maybe if you moved, you could find better job opportunities?

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>>35835988
>Tell grandfather to get me a job
>Says to talk to old banker friend of his
>Write email because autism and social anxiety
>Old banker says he'll get me place in private equity department
>Get mail from HR
>"Just as a formality, we need you to come in for an interview"
>Don't go because autism and social anxiety
>Block mail from banker and HR because autism and social anxiety
>Grandfather tells me to kill myself
tfw only autist in upper class chad family

I start a new job in mid april, I can't wait to start. I'm nervous and excited at the same time.

I got the position by faking so much of my production, I don't know how I'll be able to fake it now. I'll have to actually do the things I said I've been doing for months. Ugh.

rip stacy lol

man she was probably doing the dog filter. that's what she gets for being a hoe

This makes me pleased.

>>35835867
Black don't crack ayyy

>>35835867
There's a lot of vitamin E in watermelon which promotes the cellular growth of skin elestacity

I want make that 38-year old a mommy.

They honestly dont care unless she gets pregnant or gets heavy into drugs.

>>35835846
Conservatisms****

they fuck their friends

It's not. But you can be good at video games.

It's easy when you're a woman, not possible when you're a man.

Yell im pretty until you believe it.

What did you say to him anon?

>>35835719
>my blog is about loving your fellow man
>go die you stupid fucking cunt
I hate people, I can't wait to die

>>35835874
Nothing. I don't really give this stuff a second thought. I screen capped to show my friends. The dude is into sissification and BBC. I asked how he developed this, find out he introduced his wife to it too... Then he sent me this days later