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I smashed that fuqqin like button

>>35456530
I actually like your stuff. Just listened to some of the other songs on your channel. Keep it up!

>>35456530
HOw the fuck are you that good?!

What the fuck are you doing? Get out of my house

>"Please move."

realize im walking into a wall anyways and 360 and leave

>>35456453
Problem? I thought this was the solution to preventing crime and keeping people safe.

The problem exists in what they do to the people they don't like.

>>35456497
>I thought this was the solution to preventing crime and keeping people safe.
Only very naive people believe this.

>The problem exists in what they do to the people they don't like.
i.e. Anyone who opposes the regime.

>>35456453
We don't, people have been stupid cattle for ages and it will only become worse

>>35456446
Lain of course, she is a robot like us

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>>35456446
She had a hard life and I found her suffering and how she expresses it pretty relatable

>>35456584
>robot
>she

>>35456436
>long distance girlfriend

Do you like being cucked?

what did you think of Manchester by the Sea?

>>35456436
How long a distance are we talking?

Idk, it gets cold as shit and taxes are a nightmare. Plus like 20% of the city is basically a "no go zone" because of all the murderous blacks/mexicans.

From what I've heard about Chicago: half the city is cool, half is a legit fucking warzone.

>>35456430
>Is Chicago a good city to move to as a robot trying to escape a small town?
my advice to you would be to look at more mid level cities with nicer climate like philadelphia or houston or something

they are much cheaper than chicago for one thing

>>35456411
cyka blyat
*squats*

>>35456411
>tfw you're only gay for traps and feminine twinks

Feel bad, I'd love to be able to love a actual, manly man. Life would be certainly easier.

>>35456411
>drops panties

>>35456319
OR just write it out and ill record it, because i can only reach the 2 min mark until i run out of what to say

>>35456419
Yeah that actually sounds difficult to talk about for 3 minutes. There isn't really a lot going on there. The best I can think of is to talk about how it looks very 50s/60s, and how over-prescribed Valium was back then and how the mom looks like she's off her gourd on the stuff. Then something about the soul-crushing emptiness of the life of a suburban stay-at-home mom, how she wishes she could have a career or just run off and fuck her husband's boss or something like that.

>>35456319
is this an autism test or something?

>>35456230
>try to eat broccoli from the salad bar
>its raw and cold
>chew it its tough and fibrous
>takes forever to chew start gagging
>feels like when chad bullied me and made me eat grass
>choke it down and start crying
>gulp down a big glass of water
>only ate one and look at my giant plate and start crying
Eat broccoli they said. What a shit meme.

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>Have G.E.R.D
>Eats anything
>Vomits
>Never gets hungry anymore
>Lose 40 pounds from original 130
>Go to ICU
>Get surgery
>Still never hungry.
>Need to get feeding tube
>R.I.P.

>>35456230
>>35456332
You fatties are pathetic

>>35456228
Whites are fucking garbage. I love fucking whiteboys in the ass, and fucking their bitch on the side. My goal in life is too fill every white man or women with my seed. That's my reparation.

>>35456228
>white
>6'4
>on college football scholarship
>fit
>khv

Please tell me how i cant be a robot please

>>35456299
>fit

No way. Unless you're a fat lineman it's impossible to be a robot if you're a football player on a scholarship.

kys weeb faggot

Be Japanese

Never be able to wear your skin naked or in a bathing suit without looking like a 5 year old boy.

I say it's a fair trade off

>>35456208
I guess that's something i have in common with Japanese people then.

>>35456129
>go to cinema
>people clap when the film has finished

Im American and never been outside the county , and even I think this stupid.

>>35456129
I've never fucking seen this
I'm calling bullshit
maybe the waiter was a downey and they were happy he didn't trip?

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>be a 'nam vet
>go to walmart for cheap socks
>see a line of fat people waiting to get fat people scooters

charlie didnt need fat scooters

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>>35455848
>Love, Sadie

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>>35455848
>women are texting him
dear lord what a normie we have here

>>35455889
What's wrong with that?

>orinigalnlll

I'm the exact opposite. Grew up in a comfortable white suburb, was very left-wing, then I moved to a city full of other blacks and my sympathy for left-wing policies, support of the Democratic Party, and support of welfare evaporated in a matter of months.

>>35455914
Democrats are corporate shills.

>>35455914
Same but when I moved in to a city full of blacks I saw the underfunded schools, the broken homes and the violence that accommodated

Completely changed my view and realized that if their social programs and neighbourhoods had the same funding as my previous ones their communities wouldn't be in such a dire state

>bsing necessary with the cashier unlike DXM

what? 90% of the time they don't do anything, 8% of the time they just ask for your birthdate, the other 2% they just ask for your license.

I used to take 2-3 benadryl a night until I got ahold of seroquel. It's pretty good for sleep.

I am on 600mg right now. Most I've ever done is 700mg. Never had any vivid hallucinations.