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Discuss this. I've talked to a couple girls on here, hooked up with one once. Seems like it's mostly fat and desperate chicks, no normies tho.
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Not true. my friend uses that to get drugs and have people worship her when she wants attention. she's a skater stoner and your basic normie.
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> hooks up with sluts
> says "normie" like a brand new reddit refugee
> doesn't understand that every single woman is a normal because they will never understand what it's like to be alone

you're a normalfag urself, mister op

never heard of this shit but it sounds like another tumorous tinder ripoff growing off this shit cancerous society
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its no different than tinder. If you are attractive you will get messages if you aren't you won't. I got laid once off it so it wasn't a complete waste of time but don't bother unless ur desperate.

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>April 23, 2017
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>April 23, 2017
>37 days left
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>>36492682
44 days left for me
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>wasted more than an entire decade on this website

I finally asked him out over video call. I was nervous, shaking, and about to cry. I did it though. He was asking if I was okay, he was smiling so nicely. He said he doesn't know. Hopefully he'll know soon. I used the image shown as a base to help me.

I hope he says yes.

inb4 are you a fag? no, female.
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To clarify, this was me, a black girl asking out an asian guy
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>>36492634
>He said he doesn't know
That's code word for "No".
You got fucking denied, honey.
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>>36492855

Same. It's not good either way that he has doubts.

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anyone here have experience with bathmates?

I want to know if its worth getting I'm still a little insecure about my size, and want to see if i can get results.
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>>36492510
What's your size while erect, anon?
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the penis is a porous vein tissue, you can't make it grow in size by stretching it.
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>>36493977
5 inches erect, my guy

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How do you deal with setting a high bar for yourself?
>talk to this girl online until 5 am
>She's laughing a lot, really getting into it
>Messages me later about that was the most fun she's had in a long time
>Know that I can never, never come even close to doing that again, no matter how hard I try

She keeps trying to text me but I'm not responding yet. Is there some way to fix this situation, or should I just cut my losses
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just keep fucking talking to her
she is not expecting you to do anything special
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>>36492509
Nothing's fucking worse than slowly disappointing someone, no matter what you do
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>>36492567
you might not disappoint her, she might actually like you

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>There are blacks on 4chan
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>>36492447
yeah. we're where. why? what do you want?
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I'm only half black, but yeah, been here 11 years
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how do you make them leave?

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Any one here ever been caught creeping on underage girls?
I would love to hear your stories
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FOURTEEN WORDS
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IT'S A QUESTION
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I had parents giving me death glares and taking pictures of my cars license plate when I was waiting for my niece to come out of her gymnastics class once.

Never again.

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> Dating app
> Actually a hook up app
> women just post their Instagram hoping horny men will follow.
> No matches

Why is this such a meme app?
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>>36492406
>Be 3 years ago
>Be 20
>Have tinder
>Get a decent amount of matches
>Trade nudes with ugly girl
>Even hook up with another girl who was 19 and had FWB with her for 2 months or so
>She wanted to date but I left her for another woman
>Date said woman for 2 years
>Break up with her because I want to stroll for random pussy
>After we break up I get tinder again
>Only match with bots and occasionally a fat chick that I swipe right on for shits and gigs

what the fuck
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>>36492492
Haha you got rekt you spazzy wanker.
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What do i say to girls so i can fuck them

Have you ever meet a slayer?

Chad it's the height and the face.

A Slayer it's a 11/10 Adonis who can get pussy just existing, 10/10 body, perfect height, undestand womans, know how to dress, have money, a degree and a perfect car.

Gandy for example it's the ultimate slayer, personality, voice, cars, body, 6'4, and the most beautiful face.

Have you ever meet somebody like that?
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Me desu. I still come here though
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>>36492401
Post pic, even if it's fake i would rate you
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>>36492401
how to write "kek" originally?

Hey mommy, are you there? I'm really sleepy again, I was so nervous that I didn't sleep at all...could we please snuggle? I feel a little lonely too...
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No mommy or oneesans for you. You're 25 ffs.
Become your own older sister.
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>>36492375
But I'm only 19, and I'm still a little boy in my heart. I can't be my own mommy or nee-san, I'm little, I need someone, I need my mommy...
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I've never been able to fully enjoy this mommy/incest fetish because I still have a very deep hate for my mother.

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*sniffle*
>"A-anon can you please let me stay here, Chad got angry at me for sleeping with Brad and started hitting me!"
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*closes door in your face*

*loudly engages door lock and deadbolt and chain lock*

*stomp slowly away back to my room*

*call police and report trespasser loudly claiming that she's going to kill herself so she'd get Baker acted*
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>>36492312
READ THE SIGN ROASTIE NO GIRLS ALLOWED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36492312
No, you can't stay here. You'll have to spend the night on the street. That's what you get for being a filthy whore.

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>everyone in the group starts talking about a roadtrip they planned and you're not included and haven't heard anything about it
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>>36492138
"If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."

If I had a group of friends, I'd love for something like OP to happen so I can kill myself with the chat still on the screen.
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>they went out for drinks for special occasion
>they went out to movies for special occasion
>they didn't invite me
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Those aren't your friends, find people that wanna be your friend.

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If a flying erect penis appeared in your room right now, would you suck it?
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Probably not, mainly because of sanitary concerns. It looks hot though.
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>>36492096
What kind of porn is that?
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>>36492096
If nobody knows about it fuck yeah im not even gay tho.

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Share your best Pepe's friends
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>>36492009
Not sure how rare these are
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Green crystal Pepe
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Basic robot pepe

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>sunday evening
>all my coworkers start posting "tomorrow is monday waaah" on Facebook and Viber
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>>36492003
What the fuck is Viber?
Why the fuck do you have Facebook?
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>>36492003

sauce on this specimen? does she do porn?
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>>36492064
>does she do porn?
oh yea

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