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If 5.5 inches is the average penis size than how come everyone I talk to has a bigger penis than me.
I have an average penis btw.
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>>34619694
>everyone I talk to has a bigger penis than me.
everyone lie
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>>34619694
6.5x5.5 here, dunno what you're talking about
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eriginal
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What happens in womens bathrooms?
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>>34619668
source if u can
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>>34619682
there's literally a watermark you fucking stupid retard BITCH!! I'M GONNA STRANGLE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>34619668
Usually nothing interesting, just a bunch of cunts gathering around mirrors and fixing their shitty makeup
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>accidentally send friend erp reply
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>>34619642
>purposely sent friend erp reply
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>be normalslime
>post anime
It's ok to make mistakes OP. Just make sure to avoid doing these things in the future.
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>>34619642
>he responds with a serious erp reply
Any other robots kind of feeling like leaving /r9k/ properly? This is the first time I've browsed it in a while and it doesn't even appear to be the same board.
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>>34619524
Things change ...evolve...get over it.
Believe me no one will miss you.
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This is an anonoymous boadd
nobody cars if you'er hre or not
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>>34619524
Yes but I waited over a week 4 the write a letter thread now I have to wait until it's 404 so I can read the responses
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Anyone else here do robotripping?
The most I've done is 600 mgs and I've yet to experience hallucinations.
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>>34619480
Dissociatives aren't for hallucinations. If you do it in a really dark room though you can get patterns. It's more about its abilities to shut off your verbal thinking and to induce ego death.
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>>34619531
>It's more about its abilities to shut off your verbal thinking
I think a lot more when I do DXM though
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>>34619544
You probably haven't crossed the dissociation threshold yet. Maybe try 900 mg. It can take a lot for some people.
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>You like DnD, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it, your never gonna make it!
How do you respond, r9k?
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>>34619444
Is that Onision?
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>>34619491
How dare you disrespect Gerard that way!
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I would tell them a story about when
I WAS A YOUNG BOY
DO NOT REPLY TO GF THREADS
DO NOT REPLY TO FEMANON THREADS
DO NOT REPLY TO TRAP THREADS
DO NOT REPLY TO NORMIE THREADS
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>>34619410
but OP chad ditched me and i was gonna make a thread about how sad it made me
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What are we supposed to post about then?
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>tellling me what I can and can't reply to
You're just another fucking normie
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>She said she didn't like my minecraft house
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>>34619375
>2017
>minecraft
Kill yourself my man.
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>she said she got turned off when she heard that i play video games
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>tfw she liked his brown brick
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Robots, how much trash food do you eat in a week?
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>>34619298
I mean, pretty much exclusively, depending on your definition.
I survive off of like four soft drinks a day, TV dinners, ramen noodles, snack cakes, and canned soup. I am underweight so I don't eat enough of it clearly, but it's all that I eat.
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>>34619298
raw, organic, healthy pure
you can't throw your comp in the sewer and expect it to function well
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>>34619298
A lot and I'm skinny fat
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This painting is called "The Dream of The Fisherman's Wife"
Just think about that
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>roasties prefer octo-chad to you
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>>34619279
What's the writing say?
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>>34619312
NYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's a rough translation.
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Hey, robots. Post your faces. Surely that would be alright? A real robot wouldn't be recognized online, by, let's say, family or friends, aye?
Pic related of course..
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>>34619273
Oregano cament
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>>34619273
Those glasses are too big desu.
Are you a fractalnigger
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>>34619273
maybe later but u are a very qt well done
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>Im a shy girl
>god, friends and family
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>>34619215
Who are you quoting?
oregnalio comment
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>i spend most weekends home alone watching netflix lol :3 I have like no friends :(
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WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON OREGANOLIOLIOLIO
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>at gym
>doing jumping jacks
>Chads comes over with his Stacey gf
>please stop jumping you're shaking the whole gym
>He starts laughing
>Stacey is smirking behind him
>walk home crying but stop on a bench to take a rest and cry more
Just go to the gym they say
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bored on a fridey night OP? some drunk shitposting? you can do better my man
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>>34619205
>doing jumping jacks at the gym
Are you retarded?
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>>34619205
>Doing bodyweight exercises at the gym
brought it upon yourself senpai
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Come join this nice discord
https://discord.gg/hNr3P
And remember to follow the rules.
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>>34619169
Do you allow faggotry? Not going if there are fucking anime erping shitbags.
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>>34619185
Read the rules first.
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Well, post the rules here. I can't be bothered logging into discord to read em and discover that I'm not allowed.
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Why do normies hate anime?
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they think its all porn and theyre so above that apparently, despite watching 3dpd porn themselves.
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>>34619159
THey dont. Its become trendy. Soon all of anime will be normie shit like video games and it will be irreversibly ruined.
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You should lurk more
>Queer