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>tfw developed a cuck fetish after being cheated on by my girlfriend
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Please expand on this my friendo. Originally
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>>38117803
I found out from girlfriend that two days after we had a massive fight which resulted in us not talking for over a week, she had a threesome with her ex boyfriend and a guy that they invited over from 4chan. She justified this by saying that we "weren't together", so it wasn't wrong at all in her mind. She only told me about this threesome more than a month later, when things had been going well between us for a while, and I had already made out with and had sex with her multiple times.

I was incredibly angry and jealous about this, but then after getting high one night, I realized that I was actually immensely turned on by the thought of some hot Chad pleasuring my girl like I would never have been able to, and using her body for his pleasure.
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>>38117781
I don't like to say this as I feel it is incredibly inappropriate and disrespectful to people with serious mental health problems but seriously man you should probably kill yourself

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Reply if you love your grandma.
Ignore if you want her to die.
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Here is your attention for the night, faggot phone poster.
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>>38117762
She already ded anaon
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>>38117762
fuck you, this isn't facebook, you fucking cunt.

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>so many anti-pedo threads

>anon, it seems to me that your secretly jealous

>jealous of not getting any prime loli pucci
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as a legal loli i have to agree with this post
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>>38117743
yes

>>38117786
proofs????????????
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>>38117743
I dont think I've seen a single anti pedo post

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>tfw you think you've finally made a new friend but you can feel them finding you more and more stupid and annoying over time
>tfw they start ignoring your responses more and more often
Please just kill me. I know I'm a loser but I don't want to live if I can't even make a single friend.
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>>38117734
I'll be your friend OP! Got a discord or steam?
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>>38117734
>tried to be the nice guy and keep chatting with the various online weebs i know
>gets to the point where they all want to talk so much i cant play games so i stop talking to them
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>>38117734
Why do girls look down on themselves like this?

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>Be me
>Virgin and nervous. Always been good in social situations though
>Going to prom with girl I've liked for a long time, she's essentially a model and I'm a bag of potatoes
>Tought although she was my date I thought it would be more like a friend thing
>The more time we spent at prom the closer we got
>Loved every minute of it
>Go back to friends house afterward for party
>Go to get changed out of suit and close door behind me
>Door opens
>It's her
>"Help me undress"
>I help her. I was already shaking from before
>See real booty for the first time in my life
>I'm already "up" at this point and she knows, she doesn't care
>Head out to campfire and tell her to pull up a chair beside me
>I sit down
>She sits down right on my lap instantly back "up," Still doesn't care
>Sit and cuddle for 2 hours before heading home
>Strict parents make her and I sleep in different beds
Realizing now I didn't even kiss her during all of this. How bad did I mess up, is there any way to recover this, and any advice in general?
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>a bag of potatoes
>she's a model
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>>38117709
You done gone fucked up faggot
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You kiss her and you kiss her now.

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Steve Jobs?
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I don't think that's Steve jobs
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>>38117682
GIVE ME THE Z U C C

origami
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>>38117682
that's stephen hawking though.

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With enough time could people domesticate any animal?
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>domesticated human
>LEGAL LOLIS
Anons I'm on to something
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Idk but I had your mom on a leash last night so I guess it's possible
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i think it depends on the intellect of the animal?
but they proved the answer to this is yes in Russia when it comes to wolves and foxes, basically anything related to a dog.

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You married Lydia, didn't you?
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Lydia is the true canon choice
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I only wanted her to swallow my burdens though.
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>>38117580
nope, Ysolda, and another play through Urthgurd the Unbroken.

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>mom saw the toilet coral
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>>38117565
Is that, like, jizz that didn't flush or something? I'm trying to think of what could be mortifying enough that you'd post this.
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>grandad found the smegma recyclator
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>>38117613
Newfag pls go in an original way

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>mix of rich white kids groids and twink mexicans
>nogs fighting every day
>eventually becomes scheduled
>got to enjoy watching staff tackle kids fighting outside
>senior prank was someone doing bong rips through a megaphone
>kids smoking in bathroom like the 70s
>school started giving a shit when someone tried angel dust
>dylan lookalike pulls out the bongomatic 9000 and sparks up during class
>arrested
>kid with mental issues throwing cosmic brownies into toilets
>werent allowed to read of mice and men because it had nigger in it
>kid gave himself a cobain fade on the football field at night
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My school was just a 50/50 divide of southern white christians and bottom tier niggers chimping 24/7.
I was in all honors classes, but i took one lower level language course. It was an entirely different world. The room was full of niggers and class could barely function, the teacher was handing out detentions constantly.
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>Upper middle class and upper class wealth levels.
>Basically a public school for the rich kids.
>My parents were upper middle class enough.
>Racist mexican math teacher.
>Drugs. You name it and no I'm not talking lol dad's whiskey and some smokes.
>Heroin addiction.
>Chinky nobodies.
>Lots of spics.
>Mormon white kids.
>Brother got addicted to heroin.
>Special ed teacher was pedo.
>P.E. spic coach was pedo.
>Three or four chads died to YOLO "gotta get drunk because it's how I get laid lmao"
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>95% white middleclass kids who got drunk every weekend
>islanders were isolated and acted like a gang
>stacies literally drug-dealing in a small forest
>science teacher that jumped out of windows
>teacher who openly called other teachers faggots in front of principal
>kids with knives stabbing at trees
>kids jumping on chairs hard enough to snap the wood
>religion of handball
>fedora enthusiasts patrolling in a herd every lunchbreak
>kid that kept cutting his fingers with scissors in class on 'accident' to go home early

yeah, basically your typical australian public school

How do I overcome soda/energy drink addiction? Now I know what you are already thinking "lmao soda addiction just stop retard". It isn't very simple. I've tried multiple times over years to kick the habit of binge drinking soda/energy drink as an anti depressant of sorts. I have been a NEET with aspergers since I was 16 yrs old and I am now 27. Even though I currently weigh about 135 kg or 300+ pounds, you'll be surprised when I tell you I barely eat anything if at all. I have steadily gained weight over the course of years simply because I drink very sugar loaded drinks constantly and barely eat. This has had a huge negative effect on my physical health (obviously). The hardest part for me is kicking the habit for good which is my ultimate goal of losing the weight I've gained all these years of being very indoors inactive and bingeing.

Anyone got any places or resources I can read to try get help or advice for kicking the habit for good? Normally this is how it goes for me

>Want to kick habit
>stop the soda/energy drink
>usually last barely 1-2 days drinking water
>feel so sick and depressed I go back to the bad drinks that still make me sick anyway
>repeat every few months for years

I just want to escape this hell and start to turn myself around.
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>>38117543
Think that what you're drinking is literally shit.

Or wash your mouth and then drink it and memorize it so you no longer drink it if your addiction is that severe.

I actually never drank soda that much in my life, but with this psychological method I thought I can prevent this addiction easily, with almost every addiction that can affect me.
Hopefully a B.Sc Psych (robot version) major will do his PhD dissertation of this!
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>>38117543
Just go for flavored water or put mio or some shit in seltzer water. It's the carbonization and flavor you're mostly after so just make better choices.
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>>38117599
>Or wash your mouth and then drink it and memorize it so you no longer drink it
what did he mean by this?

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I am too stupid to understand layered story telling. I can never grasp what a story is trying to get across unless it is incredibly simple. How can I learn to understand and appreciate deep story telling more?
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Concentrate more
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Go to >>>/lit/ and ask the experts.
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>>38117517
by reading more books

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Remind me again why you dont wish that you were never born

>if the world was given the choice between a nuke beibg dropped every ten square miles or you be killed 95 percent of the world wpuld be ready to skin you alive

the only difference between people and cattle imo is people can be milked longer by taxes

i really wanna fall asleep and die quickly but that wont happen
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>>38117514
>if the world was given the choice between a nuke beibg dropped every ten square miles or you be killed 95 percent of the world wpuld be ready to skin you alive
Most normies would kill one person to prevent more people being killed

I would happily have the world be destroyed even if I die in theprocess
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>>38117547
see and if i bucked myself with a shotgun normalfags and emts would try to keep me alive even though i wanna die what the fuck man why is everythibg backwards
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>>38117514
>>38117547
Edgy losers are edgy. It's funny that you all claim to want to die more than anything yet you won't even make it happen. You're THAT pathetic.

>>38117576
Is this the excuse you tell yourself to not do it? There is no way you'll be recoverable from a shotgun blast to the head.

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Truthfully I'm tired.
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Then go the fuck to sleep
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Not as tired as I am of these fucking threads.
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>>38117448
I'm trying my best, that I am.
>>38117483
Boohoo.

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Wakie wakie wagies it's Monday edition
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>>38117298
Eggs and bakey!
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How do I get a cute gf with a pudgy tummy I can sleep on
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Wide awake lads. Watching 48 hours. Forgot how cheesy God the 80s were.

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