I can t below 5/10
I'm a four.
I'm a Male 4 (3 on a bad day)
Won't go below a 5.
>>36521378
6 here, would like a 6 in return
I've been eating only 800 calories a day for the past two months and have lost about 20 pounds. I tested my urine and was in severe ketonuria which is good because it means my body fat is being burned.
But today I broke and ate 2,000 calories of chocolate in a single sitting. I feel awful and it didn't even taste good. I'm determined to get back on 800 calories a day from tomorrow onwards but will this momentary lapse ruin all my hard work?
Basically, can I still keep losing weight after a 2,000 calorie binge or have I fucked myself?
of course you can keep losing weight why wouldnt you be able to? youre not looking for an excuse to stop eating better are you? 800 calories sounds pretty low dude
No anon! Don't give up
One little slip up isn't a big deal AT ALL
Just know I genuinely want you to get better, I want all of us to get better
>>36521244
~3500 calories in 1 pound of fat
you ate 2000 calories. that's like 0.6 pounds of fat. no, you didn't do anything bad. don't starve yourself extra hard tomorrow. just keep going like nothing happened.
RANK Edition
scouse trappin tremz, im scouse trappin tremz. i pull up to a rat boy and let of the mac 10. for the riches and fuck the rats, ill do it all again. ill doggy your sister and make her brag about it to her friends, ey laah. your teams full of winuts, my team is full of winers. big z had the man bag like "ey, guess whats in it"
why do you think your the man? you cant dodge bullets, oh damn. hey, why do you think your the man, ey this bullet go boom bang.
scouse trappin tremz, im scouse trappin tremz. i pull up to me ex bitch like hell, hello again. for the riches and fuck the rats, dont make me say it again. i got a bullet, i got a bullet for your friend. boom bang.
>>36521212
>no union jack banner
>corbyn in image
Sort out the wicked witch in the thought bubble and we've got ourselves a decent /britfeel/ image lads.
Damn you beat me to it, i made a new OP for fun too.
>tfw running a pencil through the grooves in the bottom of your shoe and scraping out the dried mud and pebbles
Who else /shoecrew/ here?
>>36521098
>he wears shoes with tread on bottom
The sign of true pleb and autism shoes
>>36521166
Flipflop fag detected
>>36521352
Flip flops have tread too. Also
>wearing open toed shoes
Sign of third world scum.
If girls would have the same taste as gay guys, I'd be covered in pussy right now.
I'm a 5'7'' white guy, have a brown beard, nice jawline, 20 y/o, dark brown hair and brown eyes and a natural tan (no mudskin tan though).
For some reason gay people always hit on me and it makes me feel extremely uncormfortable (in the club, in uni and even facebook messages).
The strange thing is that some of these gay guys are actually chad-tier attractive, and tons of girls think they're really hot.
Should I become gay just to make these girls jealous by dating 'their chad(s)'?
>>36521079
men all want someone shorter than them that they can dominate, even gay men
>>36521079
I've had that exact same problem for years Gay guys have came up to me and felt my arms and chest and complimented me but girls barely even look in my direction
>>36521079
they want you to be their cocksheath
ayoo what kind of girlfriend do you want? I just want one who likes to do her in twin braids
I want a sad, spiteful girl who will hate on the world with me. must be chill like death.
2bh I just wanna be touched. its been almost a year since I got anything other than brushed by a passer by,
No real girls want to wear this style
>>36521078
I want a chubby NEET gf that relaxes at home when I'm at work.
And when I get home, she rolls me in the covers like a comfy burrito and then sits on my face while she eats and plays vidya games
How did the normie invasion of /r9k/ occur? They have almost completely taken this board over/
Perhaps this is the normies getting their revenge after /r9k/ slandered them for so many years.
>>36521073
reddit, not even memeing, it's reputation also brought in "cyborgs" and other normies who think they have it bad
>>36521073
pic rel8
>>36521073
>oregon shooter
>Elliot Rodger
>The Fappening
>Gamergate
The main contributions to this boards downfall.
Come one, come all! All roleplayers and writers of 4chan come together! I feel like we so often put all this effort into being someone we're not when we could probably be friends while being our normal selves.
All of those who post with a mask on, gather and share love!
I'm the reason for the incest cancer threads that have been here for months. Sorry, I got carried away with my writing.
It's not the only work that I have done though.
can i be someone whos dead
>>36521175
Yeah that's fine, you can be who ever you can envision and are capable of depicting.
>>36521036
Post tits as proof Story-chan
/cozy/ thread ;
whats up, anon? how are you . post comfy pics or related links
>>36521016
pretty good m8
got an email that my surface book was shipped today and will be delivered tomorrow or Wednesday
Hype af
https://youtu.be/ywlWkkNl19U
this is what is currently rocking my eardrums. <3 ^_^
>>36521016
Ayyy ur back anon whatup
Is sex better than benzos?
nope. i've had sex, and i'm currently on 10mg of alp and it's so much better.
Everything is better than benzos. Benzos gave me scary sleep paralysis. They suck.
>>36521000
>checked
Sex is never better, at least you don't have to buy shit for the benzos to make you feel good
Chad here, AMA. I'll try and teach you how to be like me.
Same, AMA. (My comment is original)
>>36520979
Step 1: grow a perfect jawline
Just remember that you were born a chad, not made a chad faggot. You simply got lucky and hit the genetic lottery; you have earned nothing that you have. Attempting to help robots become chads is futile because again, robots are born and not made. Enjoy your lifetime of leisure and free pussy, you cunt.
>got a job and have to move out of mom's house
>have to learn how to do adult things
Why is life so complicated?
What exactly do you mean by adult things? The only adult thing I can't do is get laid.
>>36520967
suck it up, it's not that bad
don't idolize the NEEToddlers
>>36520985
Finding place to live, paying rent, insurance, buying a car, insurance and emissions for car, cooking, buying groceries, how to use a bank, how to use a credit card, get a credit card, how to pay bills, how to pay at the doctors office, how to wake up on time, buying clothes, paying taxes.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
oregano bibidi babidi
He pull technique from the legends of low-effort, high-reward pop like Elton John or Billy Joel.
>Average looking person
>Focus is entirely on their talent
>Just them and their instrument
>Simple songs
>Catchy-ness is the focus
>Somewhat unique and recognizable voice
>>36521111
I just don't get it, I'll never understand women
>>36520919
I like Ed Sheeran's music.
>think about hitting on girl
>remember you have nothing to offer her
offer her death anon :^)
>>36520894
Not true, anon.
You not asking in the first place, will ruin all chances of ever escaping the virginator.
>>36520894
> thinking you have to offer a wet hole anything
What makes you unhappy right now anon?
Oregano
literally no idea
I have a ton of support both financially and with family, but I'm still sad as fuck
was just crying for no reason a few hours ago
>>36520875
no job
no money
no drugs
>>36520875
>What makes you unhappy right now anon?
Nothing really. Mostly just stressed about school, work, and family.