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/MBTI/ thread 2017-02-20 06:17:06 Post No.35000615
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Extra Feels Edition
All non-normie types welcome

Resources
http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
https://www.16personalities.com/ but only for meme snake oil infographics

Here, we share our feels and struggles

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:19:54 Post No.35000656
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:19:54 Post No.35000656 [Report]

Do you guys really believe this "the le special snowflake xd " bullshit? Just go be cucks to reddit or straight up keep attention whoring on /soc/

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Is it just me, or are INFJs actually huge normies despite pretending to be robots?

Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:23:24 Post No.35000725
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>>35000656
are mbti threads common on /soc/?

Anonymous
I'm Hungry 2017-02-20 06:09:43 Post No.35000465
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I'm Hungry Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:09:43 Post No. 35000465 [Report] [View this topic]

dubs picks my meal
max one item per dubs
will post results

>00 curry noodles
>11 microwave pizza
>22 poached egg
>33 potato waffles
>44 sausage roll
>55 fish fingers
>66 poppadoms
>77 pilau rice
>88 garlic bread
>99 END MEAL

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:10:30 Post No.35000477
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lamb SAUCE

Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:13:22 Post No.35000530
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:13:22 Post No.35000530 [Report]

If trips you have to eat your own cum

Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:14:12 Post No.35000549
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>>35000477
Someone's eating Mediterranean tonight.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:08:31 Post No. 35000446 [Report] [View this topic]

Do NOT tell your mother

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:09:37 Post No.35000464
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this makes me nostalgic. is that bad?

Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:12:35 Post No.35000512
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>>35000464
That was the point

Post robot pre robot was the best r9k

Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:14:45 Post No.35000561
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>>35000512
i greatly appreciate that, anon.

Anonymous
/drug/ GENERAL 2017-02-20 06:04:53 Post No.35000379
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/drug/ GENERAL Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:04:53 Post No. 35000379 [Report] [View this topic]

>stop taking adderall because tolerance
>feel like shit for two months
>back on adderall
>everything normal again

What drugs are you on, malebots?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:05:37 Post No.35000393
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>>35000379
good goyim. that's what i like to hear

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>>35000379
> malebot
Fuck you

A friendly reminder that if you're smoking weed, drinking alcohol, snorting coke, or taking sweet, sweet opiates (Goddamn do I miss them), you suck.
You depressed robots need Kratom. This shit genuinely makes you (well, me at least) happy instead of high.
Some say you can't buy happiness, well, those fucks never tried Kratom.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:16:22 Post No.35000601
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>>35000480
Dude
The malebot part was to mock all the fembot threads and keep the females out of this thread. Im a fucking male.

Anonymous
2017-02-20 05:57:57 Post No.35000262
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:57:57 Post No. 35000262 [Report] [View this topic]

She's having the time of her life. ~~Just not with you.~~

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:58:59 Post No.35000277
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>>35000262
heh, jokes on you she's dead

Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:06:05 Post No.35000399
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>>35000262
That's some way of thinking about it
>tfw I still get a little lost when I look at her
>her eyes
>her smile
>that subtle little patch of acne on the side of her face that she covers with her hair
I try to remind myself that she has her pick of the litter. She could fuck (and probably has fucked) everyone and anyone within her friend group that's reasonably attractive. Why would she take the virginity of a pudgy autistic half-Asian with a dark sense of humor and an obsession with film technique? She's miles above me.

Then she flashes that cute little smile, takes the time to share some pictures I shared, likes an autistic selfie of me, and I'm fucking putty in her hands all over again.

Someone please stop this wild fucking ride I want off

Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:08:20 Post No.35000440
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>>35000262
i don't think so, she's at home sick.

but i'd like to be there taking care of her

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:48:18 Post No. 35000098 [Report] [View this topic]

How the fuck do I avoid having to slave away for thirty years for Mr. Skeckelstein in a 9-5 job? I'll splatter my brains all over the wall if I'm forced to do that

Does anyone know some good jobs or ways to make money? My parents will kill me if I try to become the hikki of my dreams

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:09:46 Post No.35000468
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This is all there is to life. First you slave away at school where they try to iron out all the enthusiasm, love of life and individuality out of you, then you're a cog in the machine, doing your 9 to 5 drudgery until the cog breaks and they replace it with a new shiny one. By the time you're done with it all, you're either dead or too old, frail and apathetic to find enjoyment anywhere. If you weren't born into the top 1%, you're just going to be a random NPC in the main character's life.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 06:15:09 Post No.35000570
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>>35000468
wow fuck you, made me rethink my life up to this point.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:32:33 Post No.35001816
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 07:32:33 Post No.35001816 [Report]

First, you have to want to be rich. Second, you have to stop being afraid of success. Third, you have to take responsibility. Fourth, you have to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

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2017-02-20 05:47:55 Post No.35000084
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:47:55 Post No. 35000084 [Report] [View this topic]

How can I become the little girl?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:50:25 Post No.35000135
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:50:25 Post No.35000135 [Report]

Is that you moot? wow, something really bad must have happened to you to end up in this board.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:54:30 Post No.35000199
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>>35000084
you can't
it is impossible

Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:55:30 Post No.35000217
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>>35000135
I wonder if m00t even browses 4chan anymore.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:38:48 Post No. 34999918 [Report] [View this topic]

Why the fuck don't you have a dog, /r9k/? It's exactly what you robots need.

>will always be loyal to you
>will give you unconditional love and emotional support
>will give you companionship and keep loneliness at bay

Dogs are a distillation of the qualities that humans claim to strive for, but never achieve.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:46:01 Post No.35000057
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>>34999918
Are you trying to summon the petcuck anon or something?

Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:48:09 Post No.35000091
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>>35000057
>petcuck anon
what

Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:53:00 Post No.35000173
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>>35000091
There's one anon who'll come into any thread about animals and call everybody petcucks, he despises dogs and cats. He'll argue for ages and in all threads, it doesn't seem like baiting at this point

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2017-02-20 05:27:33 Post No.34999712
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:27:33 Post No. 34999712 [Report] [View this topic]

>uhh anon this tavern has only one bed... what are we going to do about that?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:29:05 Post No.34999744
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:29:05 Post No.34999744 [Report]

just shut up and show me your fat ass, you dumb elf bitch

Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:32:18 Post No.34999799
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>>34999712
1v1 me on Guardian, BR/Snipes only, no radar. Winner gets the bed.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:35:10 Post No.34999860
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pomf

braaaaap

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:19:19 Post No. 34999529 [Report] [View this topic]

Why don't you join an autistic book club?

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:30:53 Post No.34999779
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Are the chink and poo virgins?

Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:33:28 Post No.34999823
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>>34999529
They're all tards, that Asian girl looks like she didn't know what she was getting into

Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:34:16 Post No.34999847
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:34:16 Post No.34999847 [Report]

It's better to talk about it on the internet

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:15:15 Post No. 34999448 [Report] [View this topic]

Is it normal for an escort to give you a street corner to be on at a certain time at which point you're supposed to text her to get the actual apartment address?

t. first timer who's afraid

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:17:27 Post No.34999493
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>>34999448
sounds like some kind of set-up, be careful (OP)

Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:31:32 Post No.34999787
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:31:32 Post No.34999787 [Report]

Don't go. What I do is masterbate and my problems go away for a while. When they come back, I do it again. Repeat this process.

Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:32:33 Post No.34999808
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Anonymous 2017-02-20 05:32:33 Post No.34999808 [Report]

How did you contact her? Please tell me you used a burner phone/email.

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 04:57:08 Post No. 34999085 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw there is always a song playing loudly in my head, jumbled together with all of my other thoughts
>tfw it begins the second I wake up and doesn't stop until the moment I go to sleep
>tfw it's just loud enough to be ridiculously annoying and distracting, but quiet enough that it doesn't count as a schizoid type auditory hallucination
Do any of you know this feel? Having really "loud" and constant repetitive thoughts? Am I going crazy? I JUST WANT IT TO STOP FOR A LITTLE WHILE

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 04:59:10 Post No.34999127
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>>34999085
visit a doctor
this could go badly

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>>34999085
~~RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE~~

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>>34999127
What do you mean by this anon? Why will it go badly??? Please tell mec

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Anonymous 2017-02-20 04:37:31 Post No. 34998691 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw about to order pizza for the second day in a row

guys im nervous as fuck

what if they deIivery guy is the same??

will he think im a freak?

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>>34998691
Wouldn't this be the 3rd day in a row op?

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>>34998691
hello, im here to deliver a pizza

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>>34998691
How much do you tip? He won't care if you tip enough.
I always tip my Barber 30% because I know he's probably sick of seeing me every month