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>>37764620
Probably asleep, your too loyal and kind a person to cheat on. Now go to bed worry free and wake up feeling energetic and positive enough to take on the day senpai

>>37764620
People wake up when they get text messages. Something is going on Chad is in her guts shes not asleep shes ignoring you.

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>>37764620
>She's asleep, or she's taking chad's hot steamy cum.

The latter without a doubt

*kill myself not keep myself

Hmm I got distracted by your picture

It's not fair. Our dicks and brains are one.

>>37764635
this is the girl i sent money too..

>>37764586

No, you stupid faggot.

You are the original faggot. Congratulations.

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yes
>>37764792
I hate this guy too btw

>>37764586
yes.
organ alley.

>>37764514
didnt fit in the tub quite right
was a small tub like the one in the picture
was nice feeling up on the butt though

>>37764514
Does it count if it was with your sister when you were a little kid?

Not a bath, but a shower. It was fun but cold cuz we couldn't really both be under the water at the same time.

Realize that the fatties are more likely to have serious health problems and die earlier.

Use your Chad powers to hang out with some fat women.

Most of them have disgusting personalities: they have low impulse control, don't care about themselves (and by extension, others), will resent your health, will be literally physically unable to do some things with you, and will smell bad.
Ok so the last two things weren't to do with personality, I got a little side tracked.

>>37764500
>Got a gym membership the other day and if I flex my stomach there's a six pack under a thin layer of fat, so there's a faint outline
KEK that doesn't count for shit. You're underestimating how hard it is to build a god tier chad body and how INSANELY fucking high female standards are these days.

>That kid that I had to be friends with because I lived in a rural area that would throw sand in my eyes and beat me up because I was younger than he was and autistic
>my mom
>

>That /k/id who would talk about nothing but guns and military sims but was ultimately your best friend throughout highschool
>That kid who you were only friends with because you went to middle school together, and ended up becoming hyper-competitive with eachother
>That milquetoast Jewish kid who you were only acquaintences with for 4 years because you shared homeroom together
>That school shoooter-tier kid who you only realized was that way in retrospect because you aren't a very judgmental person
>That kid who looked like Jesus so we fucking worshipped him [I also had one of these friends, OP]
>that mentally fucked bipolar girl who you were bottlenecked into being friends with due to class arrangements and thus probably looked like a beta orbiter of from an outside perspective
I think that's it in all honesty.

>>37764423
>That kid I helped with depression and love to make stupid jokes with
>That kid I introduced minecraft to.
>That kid I have known since kindergarten and was firends with and still am?
>That autistic kid who worshiped the nostaliga critic
>That kid who tried to act like pretending to have a mental illness made him edgy
>That qt girl I taught how to edit video
>That other QT girl I taught how to edit and became friendzoned by.
>That not so QT girl who had a very kind personality with a soft spoken voice who is overworked by her parent's phoyography buisness, who also friendzoned me.
>That really hot qt girl who I think liked me, but also dated the crazy 400lb black autsitic nerd, and leaves me very paranoid if she is subtly trolling me everytime we ocassional meet.

>>37764413
Ill give it a shot, man. fuck it.
>

>>37764413
Omegle gave me a captcha for skipping bots.
Woo hoo.

>>37764413
>First anon is a """"chad""""
This place is pathetic.

I didn't because a lot of the stuff /pol/ says I agree with. I just stopped browsing /pol/ because it's filled with bait and underaged people who are desperate to prove that they are not reddit.

>>37764404
Never, I believe a lot of what /pol/ says. I just don't use 4/pol/ much anymore because it's been polluted with shills. I only go on there when there is a happening that fucks up their narrative. Within a week it's shit again because they came up with some other bullshit to shill

>>37764526
>I believe a lot of what /pol/ says
How does it feel to get cucked by the ultimate cuck?

I've got laid a couple of time and made out and got phone numbers a shitload of times through PUA shit. It even got me a gf once.
I could easily do that stuff again and get laid, it's extremely effective. If I didn't have erectile dysfunction I'd get laid regularly just by saying shit I read on the net.

>>37764407
Teach us your ways, PUA acolyte

I believe PUA used to work fine until women wised up their ways.

>>37764332
Have you facked Elsa Jean offscreen?

Can you post proof its you?

Thought so.

Post timestamp with hand in frame.

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>>37764315
current pic

Idk if I can even say anything
Grills match with me because i look kinda decent but as soon as I start talking they get bored and become distant after like 3 messages of my shitty convo topics

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>>37764338

damn I was ready to cut it there and call it a loss rather than struggle to make conversation, but idk

cringe at this small talk bullshit what are you doing you pussy

>cant ride during the winter
>no room to transport things
>more dangerous than driving
>loud and obnoxious

>>37764305
Can't sleep in a motorbike faggot

>>37764336

>>cant ride during the winter

That depends on where you live, the harshness of that particular winter, the type of bike, and your own skill and preparadness.

I've ridden motorcycles all throughout the winter, even in areas that got snow. Would I recommend it to everyone? Of course not.

But it can be done, if you know what you're doing and if your bike is suitable for it.

Of course, starting a carbureted bike is a fucking nightmare in any temperature under about 40F. Oh my God. Carburetors. Fuck.

Oh yeah, also, you need to be insanely careful about braking if it's below freezing because if you brake hard on ice you can fall and get seriously hurt.

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This song makes me feel a lot of things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbgWXRxlSuQ

never gets old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYxkezUr8MQ

>>37764142
i feel the same way. when you think about it, suicide is the ultimate form of taking control of your life. you go out on your own terms when you want to; not by accident, disease or old age like a less determined person might. i only wish i could summon the strength to take my own life. just cant make the jump it seems

>>37764142
>taking your life into your own hands and on your own terms is cowardly

the only idiots who genuinely believe this are just trying to shame those who've had enough because they don't understand it

>>37764142
Who cares either way? Isn't the rejection of that type of shit kind of the point of suicide?

>tfw BPD
>tfw if i get a bf he'll complain about me on the internet

i hate men

>>37764118
She's been BLACKED, hasn't she?

>>37764143
be my BPD gf now