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>>35836612
I'll lick your pussy :)

>>35836625
And then what?

oreganos comentanos

>''Because I'm a shit faggot."
Guaranteed results.

>tfw graduated from highschool late with a GPA of 1.3
>tfw couldn't get through basic community college classes
>tfw I have to put up with brainchads on this board thinking they have it bad

Me!

This is an original post.

Im pretty retarded, about half of its autism and the other half all the DXM I did as a teen
still can't function at even a simple job, ivebtried but failed and I'm far too unreliable and scatterbrained to try to get a degree at college

Because its just jerking off with a vagina at that point and fat girls tend to suck a mean dick

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>>35836530
>wanting to fuck a Chad
Ohhhh Nooorrrrmmmmiiieeeeee....

How much do you weigh?
Thick and chubby feels nice and soft.

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>>35836522
tfw they know that you know

>>35836522
God I know this feel. I was looking at dog porn and i was like wait what if my isp sees this. What about 4chan. They never commented on my torrenting though and it's time warner so they have billions of people

>>35836522
>>tfw i'm most likely on a list or two of some sort
These lists more than likely have thousands upon thousands of people on them, your not special and your ISP really doesn't care so long as your not breaking any big laws

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fooled me throughout college

>>35836511
god I wish that were me
raviolo

Every time I see an attractive trap it just makes me want to die. Im losing weight, counting calories, exercising, taking care of hair and skin, practicing makeup and voice but I can't make up for being tall or not having a feminine face and thats what matters. And I hate that I was born in 1991, all these young beautiful traps who learned about this stuff when they were like 16, its not fair.

Uh, what? She literally isn't ugly at all. Maybe a bit below average, but she's still passably cute.

>>35836503
She's fuckable, tho

She should do porn, desu.

>acne
go see a professional
>acne scars
will remain forever

i know that feeling too good. it adds up well with my general uglyness

Only people with acne scarring will know what it's like to be a true robot.

No one desires you, or ever will, for the rest of your life.

At least we have each other.

Fembot here

Get benzoyl peroxide and/or a salicylic acid cleanser, stridex pads or Retin A, wash your pillow and consume less sugar. You will see results in one month.

>kitchen drawers keep rattling
>one day the front face of the draw completely falls off
>screws have bitten into the wood too much and shredded it
>end up purchasing new screws and fittings
>take the draw apart and reassemble it with new fittings
>lubircate the rails and wheels because why not
>put it back in the shelf
>drawer works better than it ever did and is smooth and silent

My fridge door (there's a cupboard door attached to the fridge door itself) also came loose and fell off, I bought a right-angle screwdriver to fix it so that's my next project

>I made the wifi work on my laptop running Linux
Felt like a fucking champion that day

>>35836449
Funny, the exact opposite happened to me just a couple a weeks ago.

> PC runs great
> See that my MB manufacturer released a beta bios for my MB
> Flash it because yolo
> Have bluescreens on a daily basis now
> Don't fix it because heh

>>35836445
>I'm white

>I go on 4chan

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Good
>Greek facial features. (The good kind)
>Can grow beard since the age of 14
>Manly voice

Bad
>Acne since the age of 14
>Abhorrent frontal teeth
>Phimosis

>won't go bald
>6'1(for what it's worth)
>in decent shape
>can drive

>asperger
>schizophrenia
>bit overweight but can handle it
>boring
>creepy eyes
>NEET KHHV
>bad eyesight
>incel

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>>35836444
I don't want steam friends, thank you for the offer though

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>>35836444
Trips is the Truth

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>jose forgot his meds again

>>35836400
The virgin walk is something almost all virgins do. Some people retain it after losing their virginity. Some people find that losing their virginity gives them the confidence to lose the virgin walk.

It does exist, don't let people tell you it doesn't.

>inb4 Barnum statements

No.

It's basically the awkward/shy walk, where those attributes overlap with being a virgin. I probably still do it though I'm not a virgin.

It's the standard walk for someone with bad posture, it only indicates that you sit down a lot. If your job is a desk job there's a good chance you'll get it.

Walking ahead of people, having earbuds in, etc. are just general introvert traits listed to give people anxiety.

>>35836327
sex alone is not great, sex with someone you love is what makes it good

fucking an escort is shit, it's like jacking off because you don't love her

Sex with a vagina is a meme for real though

It doesn't feel particularly good. From what I've experience, blowjobs feel the best. I haven't done anal with anyone though.

on /b/ people said that it isnt the feeling but more like the social aspect, like seeing each others reactions which makes sex pleasurable. since 99,999% of us are socially retarded i guess we are better off stroking

>>35836321
Fuck off. People like you are fucking scum you know that?

>My dick is only 8 inches long!
>I'm only above 5ft 5!
>Pity me because X reason

Go fuck yourself, better yet just fucking kill yourself you fucking asshole.

>>35836321
i'd feel if i could, but i'm the exact same height as you and i'm not mortified over that whatsoever. It's just not a problem to me

>>35836430

Relax, this is a poorly disguised troll to try and make it seem like height is somehow relevant.

5'10 120kg here fat depressed fuck here and I've had normal thin girls fight over me :/

You really think women are commodities when I'm worried about whether she likes me honestly and won't betray me down the road.

>>35836493
i knew a guy that would tell his wife she's ugly just so shed never think she could get with anyone else

>>35836694

Seems like a waste of talking when you can talk about ponds.

>>35836258
He's racist and rich. He's white too, theyre programmed to hate blacks. Since the dawning of mankind

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>>35836258
everyone secretly hates black people

>>35836258
why do you post this shit here? because you are huge faggot and swine