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How do robots emotionally deal with their own ineluctable death? I've been having terrible dreams about dying recently. In one of them, I watched my own body decompose from a 3rd person angle. It really rattled me.
How do robots deal with this in their day to day lives?
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Doesn't having recurring dreams about an impending death herald impending death?
Read Carl Jung's The Red Book, OP.
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>>34152729
Seeing as how 80% of robots are passively suicidal im assuming most welcome it as a comforting thought. Basically its like a good nights sleep after a long, horrible day.
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I realize I'll be too busy being dead to feel anything about it once it actually happens. Worrying about it does nothing but cause needless stress on something you won't even feel.
But that's just me.
No discord-fags allowed, only true blue Aussie blokes and Sheila's. How did your weekend wind up? I'm sleep deprived and coming off a bit of a bender.
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>>34152722
pls lend me an aussie shitposter gf
t.inferiorcanadianshitposter
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>>34152748
i was once told "koalas are the worst shitposters"
however i should know better than to believe the word of a fat Asian thot on omegle after all
our bantz are second to none m8'o
PS: send me molly, ive gotten good shit from Vancouver b4
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>>34152811
your shitposting and accent are second to none, truly. I only wish some day to become as great at bantz or shitposting as australians.
But seriously though I fucking need an aussie gf the accent is so fucking sexy
How does it feel to know that every week I pull in hordes of fresh virgin girls and fuck them senseless. It feels great blowing a load on their young innocent faces.
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pretty jealous I can't lucid dream as well as you can
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>>34152698
And yet here you are on r9k.........
Origami
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>>34152698
It feels like if you're posting it here you're either lying or you require other people feeling bad to validate yourself
which is fine
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>open snapchat
>friends partying
dont get why they never invite me. i eat lunch with them everyday at school, and we always hang out during school. they laugh at my jokes.
why dont they just ask me to come sometime
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>>34152697
You gotta show some initiative. They might not even know you want to hang out with them and think you have your own squad or something. When I was in high school one of my friends never invited me to stuff and he thought it was because I was always with these other people I ate lunch with, but I wasn't.
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>>34152697
They sound like superficial friend anyways, just invite yourself and they will say yes even if they didn't want you to come to keep up appearances.
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>>34152730
how should i ask? spring break is in a few months, should i ask them what they're up to and see if they get a hint?
>>34152755
maybe they dont want to hang out with me outside of school because they think im a dork
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I'm a carpenter AMA
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>>34152672
Do you recccommed carpentry as an alternative to a more traditional career path like as overworked software engineer or retail employee with a masters degree?
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>>34152672
what was your best work? what is the work you are proudest of?
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>>34152672
How much money do you typically make in a year?
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who else here has come to terms with never ever getting a gf
for me Its just the way things worked out I guess, I'm 24 and never even held hands with a girl. I know its over.
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>>34152629
Yeah I'm past the point of no return. Could have been avoided, and my parents are really at fault tbqh. I'm always going to be miserable about it though.
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>>34152629
Me. There is nothing I can do at this point. The last step for me is accepting that I will end up dying alone.
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>>34152669
>my parents are really at fault tbqh
this, I know a lot of it has to do with chance, but they set up a lot of the circumstances that made it more likely I would end up a KV
I hate to sound so desperate like this, but I'm lonely. So truly, deeply, lonely. It's been too long since I've held another human being. I miss the feeling of being next to someone, anyone, and wrapping my arms around them and cuddling until we fall asleep. It's not the same with my pillow. It doesn't have the same weight, you can't really hold it like you can hold a human being. It's no substitute for her. She loves me and swears she'll never give up on me, but my parents and her parents forbid our relationship. He hates me, I haven't talked to him in a long time, he still thinks I did something awful to him and refuses to forgive me. Nothing good ever comes my way, every relationship I've had has ended in sadness and lack of closure. I never enter a happy-go-lucky situation in my life where I can truly relax for a moment and ignore the total train wreck that is my life. It's only been a month since I slept with her, and 2 months since I slept with him, both so wonderful in a way words can't explain, but it feels like an eternity. Neither of them will come back to me, nor will any of the others.
I'm not unattractive, I swear. Men and women have told me I'm cute or attractive, I think of myself as a cute boy. I just can't find love. My school put me on medical leave because I was too depressed to even handle being in class, I consider it a small victory every day to get out of bed and eat breakfast. Nothing makes me happy anymore, not the music I play, not the video games, the browsing, the forums, the porn, none of it. This haze of depression I've lost myself it completely envelops me. There's no escaping it. All I want is someone to hold me and tell me it's going to be ok. Why didn't she delete her texts? Why did someone have to find them? Why did he change his mind about me? Why can't he forgive me? I'm at a loss.
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Girl I wanna party wiiith you, girl I wanna party wiith you.
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pls be my gf op
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literally tumblr,go be sad somewhere else roastie cucqueen.
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>was always unsure if I was unwanted and disliked or if my social anxiety and avoidance just meant I was hyper self conscious and interpreted everything as an attack and everyone's disdain for me was imagined
>discussions with my therapist about slowly integrating myself into a group, taking baby steps with my social life, about how my negative emotions may be imagined or my assumptions about how people will respond to me are worst case scenario thoughts caused by my anxiety
>tonight the illusion's been totally broken and I know everyone hates me and I'm completely unwanted, and that it ISN'T a matter of my own perception and building up my own confidence
>"anon, we don't want you here"
Can we just like...can we just chill here robots?
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>>34152621
It's okay anon, I want you here with me :)
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>my therapist
>i have social anxiety, better pay money to someone, be put into a system and marked like diseased cattle, then proceed to tell them all of my secrets
make sense
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>>34152700
It's a campus counselor who I don't have to pay any money for and is there for the welfare of the students, and since we aren't guaranteed a follow up after our session we don't have constant long term commitment to them.
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Robots 25 years and older report in?
How are you holding up? Is 2017 treating you ok so far?
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>>34152599
>was depressed all week
>sad and hopeless
>applying for jobs and shit at age 28
>only child
>tfw got a interview lined up
How do kill it during a interview, what to bring?
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>>34152599
>wake up at 11am
>fuck it. the another day wasted
>see day of the week
>wednesday. fuck it. the week is gone.
>see the calendar
>already half of january is gone. fuck it. 2017 is over.
maybe next year.
t. 33 kv neet
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>shitty got laid off at on the 4rd
>cant afford anti psychotics
>going back into pit i climbed out of 4 years ago
>can't leave house too paranoid
>becoming harder to hold onto thoughts
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Would you be upset or uncomfortable if your girlfriend cuddled with another guy "platonically"?
Do you think that it's even possible to cuddle someone just as friends, or is it a purely romantic act?
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>platonically
dude...
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I wouldn't tolerate it.
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If my bf ever cuddled another girl I'd smack the shit out of him
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>wake up
>feel somewhat normal
>go on r9k
>feel shit and empty again
wow
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>>34152554
Another episode of blaming your own problems on other things altogether
Everybody needs a scapegoat, right?
Yeah, this board breeds depression and loneliness, but it's not actually hindering you from altering your existence for the better. Stop making excuses.
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>>34152554
ur welcome
see u tomorrow
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>wake up
>mad that i didn't die in my sleep
>go on r9k
>laugh at our collective pathetic autism and distract myself from my pitiful life
>go back to sleep and hope i don't wake up
rinse and repeat
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what do you do when you feel hurt and upset?
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smoke and drink while listening to 80s music. the two primary replacements for the company of a woman augmented with music
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self loathe for about an hour while confiding in my mom friend
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>>34152380
I end threads. It's just how I cope.
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ever since i came to 4chan, ive quickly became a degenerate
before i was a normal straight girl into cute guys
now i am bisexual and mostly interested in bbws and fat guys
well at least my time on here is decreasing and im living my dream of making a guy fatter lol
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>>34152366
>when you see the breathing tube
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>>34152366
>come to the chan
>get redpilled
>cant handle it, sperg out and get dumb fuck fetish like bbw
>shitpost
the cypher is complete
you're here forever
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>>34152366
You were always degenerate, you just didn't know it.
I've been here for like 2... 3? years and I've only discovered one new fetish that I always have just never really indulged
also pls date me
t. 6'3 230 lbs
Okay, let's get this going my fellow robots friendos
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>>34152339
jsbdnibadfjbgbfsjdbfabywv8uibf
fucking nigger robot
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>>34152339
go back to /soc/
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>>34152339
Heres mine, pls no bully goys
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When did you robots become bi or gay?
>Bored and Horny
>Put fingers and sharpie in pooper while in the shower
>Starts to feel good
>Keep doing this for the past two weeks now whenever I fap
>Fast forward to this week
>Wonder what getting fucked by a dick feels like
>Instal grindr app
>Came across a black guy
>Decided to swipe right for the le BBC meme
>We matched
>Not to far away
>Invited him to come to my apartment
>He fucked boipucci, while jerking me off at the same time
>Dick was hard as fuck and I came buckets
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>>34152303
>You're now a degenerate and most likely contracted a disease because you can't keep your urges in check
Prepare for a short and painful existence
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Image reverse search is a thing you know
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Whats with all the faggots on this board?is this /lbgt/ 2.0?