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>>36704912
How can cis women even compete? Even today, all they can cling to is their uterus. Once the artificial womb is complete, they will be dust beneath the heels of a fairer breed of women! No slut with a used-up fishy dickpocket can compare to a beautiful and loyal tgirl!

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Fatbot general 2017-05-01 11:09:50 Post No.36704838
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Fatbot general Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:09:50 Post No. 36704838 [Report] [View this topic]

>just got back from the Gast station
>ordered 4 greasy as fuck barbacoa tacos
>back of hot fries
>1 liter of coke zero

Just devoured it in less than 10 minutes. Still hungry as fuck. Chewing on sunflower seeds to suppress my hunger now. I'm probably going to go to burger king later tonight, convince me not to.

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:12:09 Post No.36704882
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:12:09 Post No.36704882 [Report]

everything is acceptable except the excessive amount of coke. cut down to 355ml bottles or something

whats your weight

Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:14:52 Post No.36704933
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>>36704882
380lbs

But coke zero doesn't have sugar.

Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:17:55 Post No.36704992
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>>36704933
A liter of any soda is not doing any favors. At least try to balance with water. Water will always help you, anon.

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:07:35 Post No. 36704795 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm Jesus. Congratulations, you found me! Ask me anything.

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:08:28 Post No.36704813
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:08:28 Post No.36704813 [Report]

how tight was magdalene

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>>36704795
What's it like being an imaginary friend to so many people?

Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:11:10 Post No.36704858
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>>36704795
How does one life a just and righteous life?

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2017-05-01 11:04:34 Post No.36704727
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:04:34 Post No. 36704727 [Report] [View this topic]

>"welcome to the frat Femanon, now why dont you change into a bikini so we an go for a ride on my dads boat!"

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:05:33 Post No.36704750
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>>36704727
Im not a woman
Philadelphia 76ers

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>>36704727
Yellow shorts is the best choice to be, clearly.

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>>36704727
god, I fucking hate chad fashion

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2017-05-01 11:02:31 Post No.36704681
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:02:31 Post No. 36704681 [Report] [View this topic]

Any white girls here wish they were Asian?I am greek and Serbian and I REALLY like kpop. I all I want is to look korean. I don't look korean at all. I'm actually really pretty (I don't mean to brag but I have a nice face) but being surrounded by all this korean media with all these korean beauty standards, it's hard to be white. They have like no white ppl involved at all!! It makes me feel so bad about myself. I want to be korean so so so bad.
One time I looked at this picture of IU (pretty korean singer) and I just stared at her and cried.
Anyone else feel like this?

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:05:44 Post No.36704753
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>>36704681
I think this kind of thing is better suited to lolcow

Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:06:32 Post No.36704769
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:06:32 Post No.36704769 [Report]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9kMe9Fih-_U

You're welcome now gtfo

Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:07:40 Post No.36704799
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:07:40 Post No.36704799 [Report]

no but im asian and i wish i had a white gf lol

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:01:15 Post No. 36704655 [Report] [View this topic]

>Mom just questioned me about the stains on my socks and underwear

am I fucked guys?

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:01:57 Post No.36704671
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:01:57 Post No.36704671 [Report]

Just tell her it's cum. My mom knows I jack off.

Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:03:23 Post No.36704700
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:03:23 Post No.36704700 [Report]

>tfw mom washes the semen shirt

Normie 2017-05-01 11:04:10 Post No.36704718
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>>36704655
>your mum knowing that you masturbate
Looks like she'll be crying herself to sleep for the next few years.

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Took this test and want to know to know your opinions 2017-05-01 11:00:00 Post No.36704630
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Took this test and want to know to know your opinions Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:00:00 Post No. 36704630 [Report] [View this topic]

Am i autistic? Or Normal

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:04:59 Post No.36704736
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>>36704630
nice bait u fucking normo

Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:38:47 Post No.36705462
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>>36704630
>doesn't score high or very high on all of them

fucking normie

Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:47:18 Post No.36705637
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You are like a baby

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2017-05-01 10:59:16 Post No.36704612
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 10:59:16 Post No. 36704612 [Report] [View this topic]

Damn those effective Wendy's shills. I ended up getting fast food for the first time in years because of all the snarky tweets and fanart.

Did any of you cucks get affected like I did?

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:01:49 Post No.36704666
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honestly i'm feeling an urge to get a frosty from wendy's and i haven't felt like that in years and years

i expect porno logos will be the norm in the future of advertising

Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:04:10 Post No.36704717
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>>36704666
I'm feeling the urge to put a vanilla frosty up my ass and lap out the melted liquid

Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:05:45 Post No.36704754
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:05:45 Post No.36704754 [Report]

>raided the dollar menu friday and got a 4 for 4 and a frosty yesterday and fapped to Wendy a couple times this weekend
God damn marketers

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2017-05-01 10:58:58 Post No.36704603
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 10:58:58 Post No. 36704603 [Report] [View this topic]

>tell me something interesting about yourself anon

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:01:02 Post No.36704651
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>tfw even in 4chan you have nothing interesting to say
I'm pretty much a blank slate.

Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:03:15 Post No.36704695
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:03:15 Post No.36704695 [Report]

>I'm apart of an online community of like minded people

~~I've put this on my cv before~~

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>>36704603
>On my computer is stored close to 2 terrabytes of images depicting visibly upset cartoon frogs.

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 10:57:37 Post No. 36704570 [Report] [View this topic]

>humans are the only ;iving thing known to us that has ever posten 4chan

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:03:32 Post No.36704709
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:03:32 Post No.36704709 [Report]

how the fuck can you know that? oreganus

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whats this "us" you're referring to? the human species doesn't have a universal shared knowledge pool, and i can promise ya that the vast underclasses of the world know a sight less than the "elite"

besides, i'm sure someone had their cat post for a lark before

Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:09:39 Post No.36704832
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>>36704784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Oz3CU7VH9z

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 10:56:11 Post No. 36704538 [Report] [View this topic]

the perfect guy doesn't exis-

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 10:57:17 Post No.36704560
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 10:57:17 Post No.36704560 [Report]

what the fuck is this

he's not even face enough to be a hipster. is he working for blues clues why is he counting?

Anonymous 2017-05-01 10:59:19 Post No.36704613
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>>36704560

he is /our guy/ and has his own youtube channel *IAMCYR*

he makes my femanon parts explode wit wetness of all the oceans and water sources of the eearth

https://youtu.be/o69YkAhfVKM

Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:10:06 Post No.36704841
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:10:06 Post No.36704841 [Report]

what an effeminate hipster

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The Real King of Beers 2017-05-01 10:55:43 Post No.36704531
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The Real King of Beers Anonymous 2017-05-01 10:55:43 Post No. 36704531 [Report] [View this topic]

Who /Purest Ingredients, Finest Quality/ here?

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:11:39 Post No.36704874
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>>36704531
Sorry I only drink stout and porter

Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:12:26 Post No.36704890
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:12:26 Post No.36704890 [Report]

alcohol is for degenerate scum normies

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>>36704890

alcohol is the robot's best friend. (not too much) alcohol is a potion that turns you into a normie.

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fembot feels 2017-05-01 10:54:49 Post No.36704507
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fembot feels Anonymous 2017-05-01 10:54:49 Post No. 36704507 [Report] [View this topic]

>be 21 year old fembot
>finally think i've found a nice guy at uni
>lives near me, so i can see him during the summer
>finally think i can get a bf
>out at dinner last night, it's going really well
>he tells me he's a virgin

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 10:58:09 Post No.36704584
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>>36704507
Yeah what a worthless scumbag. He should of lied about it until you found out about it, then you could complain here about him being dishonest instead.

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>>36704507
kys stupid worthless roastie whore

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>>36704641
Guys this is a repost. Op is a troll.

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 10:53:19 Post No. 36704475 [Report] [View this topic]

I can't remember how to gargle

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Anonymous 2017-05-01 10:57:03 Post No.36704556
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Anonymous 2017-05-01 10:57:03 Post No.36704556 [Report]

Make a 'grr' noise from the back of your throat
Tilt your head back and open your mouth
Get some water in there

Presto

Anonymous 2017-05-01 10:57:47 Post No.36704578
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>>36704475
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NliAHN33oH

Hope this helps

Anonymous 2017-05-01 11:13:32 Post No.36704910
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>>36704475

Ask your mom for help, she's a pro.

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/