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*watches while squatting on a branch in a tree*
This could get interesting... Let's wait and see what these kids have got before I deal with the scraps...
*puts hand on handle of sheathed katana*

>>34755827
*hat brushes to the side*
You think you can hide from me? Impressive, i might have to use 10% of my power.
*unsheaths dual armblades, teleports behind you*
Nothin personal kid

>>34755769
psssh, what do you mean, "roleplay". I think I've proven myself to be the apex swordsman

>>34755706
You're giving her time to decide to break up.

Put a ring on it

>>34755706
And why don't you marry her if you want kids and she already think about marriage? You are adults, i guess (hope she's not 16 or something like that)

>>34755706
>Wants to wait until marriage
>OP un-ironically believing this

>>34755686
T. Someone who has never been and could never get into med school

>>34755686

What's wrong with that? I make $30k and I live quite comfortably

>>34755732
I'm not the same person.

>>34755757
>being a medcuck
nty

I'm sitting on my comfy 110k software eng job with bonus+stock

>>34755619
They weren't robots. They were attention-seeking faggots. They would have made more of a point by unashamedly standing trial, but then people would have realised they had no point.

>>34755619
they did the right choice, i mean what's the point for being in jail your whole life or getting executed?
for example, Dylann roof is an idiot for not killing himself now he has to wait years in jail being depressed until he finally gets executed

Eric was, Dylan absolutely wasn't and had no reason to do it. Dylan fucking used Eric to do all the work just so he could get famous

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>>34755611
This is a perfect list.

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>>34755611
Trick wagey how?

I want to learn ur ways

>>34755611
It's actually subway desu

>>34755564
I'm proud of you, you did good

>>34755679
I wanted those 6 tendies I paid for and didn't get though

gj anon, i could not do that personaly

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>>34755522
Hey it isn't the end of the world. You shouldn't define yourself as a failure or a success solely by your academic achievements, you can accomplish all sorts of things without a degree, though some training may be necessary. You could study to become a freelance programmer, a virtual assistant, a web designer, an IT guy, or any number of robot tier jobs. Never give up, always look to the future. Just because you might have to work a shitty job doesn't mean that you are a shitty person. I believe in you anon, the fact that you were accepted at all means that you do have the potential to be academically successful, and that potential could be applied to other careers. Community college might be an alternative for you, there is no shame in that. I know you can accomplish great things, but you have to believe this yourself before you can do so. I believe in you Anon.

>>34755522
how old are you? itll give us an idea of your development sort of.

youll be okay. i was kicked out of uni after a full ride scholarship, went to cc for a year, dropped because of low gpa, lied to my parents for a year after, and now im back at cc working my way through it. ive got more direction now, i wish i was todat who i was 3-4 years ago, but its whatever.

there will always be chances and opportunities to grow, just focus on finding out what you want to do and go from there. failing out of school doesnt make you a failure, and even if you were a failure, thats a state of being that can be changed. youll be okay faggot.

What was your major and year, and why were your grades so shit

I hate that you fucks haven't used your understanding of the shittiness of the 40 hour work week to attain class-consciousness and organize your vitriol toward anti-capitalism.

I guess you don't fully understand how much it fucking sucks since you aren't having your life sucked away by it. Then again, you are having your life sucked away by a lack of access to mental health care and a societal emphasis on work.

Fuck you. If you'd help wagecucks stop getting cucked by the ruling class, you could get help uncucking yourself. Win-win you bastards.

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>>34755506
This is a 100-point comment.

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>>34755506
>tfw have to work Saturday again and my wrists are still hurting from last week

Just end it now senpai

Kink =/= Fetish

What if it's m on f face sitting

>>34755528
Taken to an extreme it's a fetish. Like smothering

Height doesn't matter. I'm 6'5" and never had a gf. Hell, it's just intimidating to most girls.

>>34755487
No, you've got it completely wrong. She doesn't care about your feelings and just wants lean on your chest while you embrace her and you have to be 6' to pull this off with non-femlets.

>>34755487
>Wait, how is it harder for you guys under 6' to get a girlfriend? I always thought it was easier because you could just look into her eyes and tell her how you feel? Especially for guys who are 5'6-5'9.
wowmen only want talll chad
trust me it's anything but easy....
kill me metaphorically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P41ER1Wmkj0

are you 19? maybe you should just let time take its course

>>34755480
Are you a voxlet?

Dropped out of college.

>>34755476
Probably because you're looking at the job from the surface

Can you get a lab job without a degree? What's the average starting pay?

>>34755418
took the test a few months ago, infp here

>>34755418
>ESTJ

You aren't a true robot. True robots are only INFP.

>>34755597
You spelled INTP wrong there friendo.
Seriously, most of the people on this board are INTP.

>>34755404
tv people are top 1% of genes and are only chads and stacies

>>34755404
probably all that incest

>>34755404
>when i came to America

Pajeet, go back!

>>34755319
I'm one of the few non-americans on this board

>>34755319
fucking nothing m8
I'm the most boring fucking NPC in this world

>>34755422
>I'm one of the few non-americans on this board
where are you from?