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>>37265675
Bumb and hoping for it to be an original comment

Originamo

>>37265675
clearly

something no one ever posted before

But i don't even slightly like katy perry.

>>37265386
By not being a faggot and getting a female (female)

>>37265396
It's only gay if you let them fuck you, not the other way around

>>37265451
>It's only gay if you let them fuck you, not the other way around
A dude is a dude

>>37265310
Manlets can't be Chad

The way I see it, it's better that other guys get rejected than me. So I don't care if Chad gets rejected by a slut, a true Chad wouldn't be bothered by it as he's fucked many many sluts and he has the typical young woman in the palm of his hand. Chad absorbs the young slut 'roastie' essence and uses it for his own hedonistic desires. And women are too dumb to even notice it.

>>37265327
Charlie Sheen
Robert Downey Jr.
etc.

>>37265292
>5 inches
>average

(You)

OP, you made the mistake of posting a pic more interesting than your post. What the fuck is going on there? Holy shit, Florida; this is crazy even for you. I can just see his thought process:
>Hate Jews
>Death to gays
>Women should be subservient breeders
>Violence solves everything
>What other group of people would agree with my core beliefs?
>WAIT A MINUTE!

>>37265292
Yes. Unless you want to hit the cervix. Vaginas are mostly 4 inches long. It doesn't vary much based on the height of the woman. The golden range of length is 5-6 inches. When you go above 6 inches it doesn't stretch (cervix opens a bit, but she has to be super horny for this to happen) more and no matter your position, unless her ass is the size of a planet, you can't go balls deep, which is pleasurable extra stimulation for both you and her.

Source: My dick is somewhere between 6.5 and 7 inches and its difficult for me going balls deep. The closest I get is if she is so into it that hitting her cervix deep is pleasurable instead of painful and my ballsack kind of swings into the exterior of her pussy but I can never get my entire shaft in there no matter what.

Having a rather thick dick is generally a good thing but a significantly longer dick than average is mostly a status meme and a psychological turn-on, but actually worse for both the guy and the girl sensation wise.

"DATE"
drink a little before going, calm down, CALM DOWN

Suck her dick, deep throat her anon

>>37265138
>>its at her place
I don't really get how you can screw that up. Even courts will see that as legal consent.

>posting pics of niggers
thread hidden

who that girI?

>>37265092

don't talk about OP's black buck that way

>>37264813
Use those dick suckin lips of yours OP to clean the floors.

>>37264813
buy a hoover and explain it to your landlord; as long you replace it personally they surely wont mind. you don't even have to buy it yourself just split it among the housemates. i highly doubt it's gonna be much of a problem pal do not worry, i used to work in the rentals business and landlords often have much more to worry about that hoovers missing

>>37264813
Uncle Jun!

that reminds me. 6 months ago, I got a milf dentist who literally plopped her breasts on my head. could barely hide my erection as a virgin.

i always get men now. it pisses me off.

>>37264780
I bet they enjoy tormenting pure, righteous men like that. damn all roasties

>tfw dentist assistant women are exactly the kind of women you'd probably be dating if you were a version of yourself that isn't a failure
>tfw they're all 25~ year old middle class girls
>tfw they have big boobs and treat you all sweetly
>tfw at random intervals they cause extreme pain

Dentists are literally a gf simulator

sun is is not a flaslight.

>first believe everything that was taught to you in school
>now believe everything that is written on a Mexican Roofing forum

I see no difference.

>>37264642
Then how does the air not escape?

Because if they were prudes, we would have to rape or go extinct. We should be thankful that women are so easy and are only becoming easier.

Wat a cutie

*opens beta bux*

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>We should be thankful that women are so easy and are only becoming easier.

Yes. Let's all get HIV and fuck until we drop dead.

And I'm invisible to others in here too, I'm just going to end it

You sound needy. Don't expect people to acknowledge you, they really just take you for granted.

>>37264661
Yeah, I know. But is it too much to ask for friends to at least respond?

>>37264366
virginity is okay. it doesnt make you any less of a man.
the real matter is are you making money ?

>>37264366
in north africa people stay virgin untill they marry at around thier mid 30s.
its okay.

>Tfw had sex 3 times this morning
>Wanted to fuck her again but didn't have time

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Your hair would look better if it were a buzzcut

>>37264817
I wouldnt look gay enough to be approached by qts irl though


Ive been told Im very hard to read and my homolust is hidden

I need something to let everyone know im gay single and ready to have my thrussy choked

>>37264305
You could make your own pillow if you shave.

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>>37264141
I don't love it but it's pretty interesting I guess.

>>37264141
I like it but I self insert as the woman.
Thank god I wasn't born a woman else I would go around dating men just to cuck them and make fun of their little dicks then being impaled by some bad boy while making the classic ahegao face.
Would probalby also force them to eat my creampied pussy and orgasm by doing it.

>>37264141
>Who /lovesNTR/ here?
Also sauce on that shit OP.

"I'm ready to settle down now"

Fuck off bot

>>37264035
usually women around 28-30, so they have wrinkles.

you need to make at least 50k a year

i think they gurgle a little bit or something how should i know?