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For me, I see sex as just another fantasy like the ability to read minds, time travel or to fly. We watch movies about this just like we watch porn. I don't ever socialize with people who get laid so it's not a reality in my world. I can view sex as just another surreal thing which could be cool to experience but will never happen just like being able to fly.
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>>38190699
Ever thought about how you were born OP?
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>>38190699
Go to a fucking prostitute ffs
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sex with a girl i was in love with mutually was amazin. im sure youve heard the saying its better to have loved and lost. its not true. dont let the normies tell you that. the ideal in your head will never meet reality in regards to love and sex is just plain terrible without love.

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/Why is ISTP the best type/ edition

In case you dont know your type yet, here's a link
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
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first for INTP
the most boring type
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>>38190694
>allthose bi women
What the actual fuck
Also INTP reporting in
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>>38190694
ISTP did not have enough data tested. ENTP is the least likely to be gay.

ITT: ENTP

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I miss my fucking friend so bad. please press f. I'd also like to know you miss anyone too
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I pressed f but nothing happened.
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>>38190626
>I miss my fucking friend so bad
what he's like?
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>>38190626
I miss my mum.

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I've just fucked my asian gf for the 1st time
10/10 experience
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>>38190580
same m8. Are you black too?
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>>38190599
Course i am, white boys btfo!
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>things that never happened

Why bother making this post in the first place

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I am gonna make a very basic, text based chan. Namefags,tripfags, avatarfags,signaturefags will be instabanned. Females, orbiters, normies,faggots,failed normies,non-virgins will be doxxed and instabanned.
Underages,reddittards,poltards,kekistani cringe will be doxxed and instabanned.
No ads, no captcha, a single board or two.
Everyone is welcome.
What are your thoughts on this ?
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>>38190572
I'm sure you and your 3 users will have a grand old time.
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>>38190572
too many rules.i agree wwith banning females,orbitters and normies,but let the fags stay as long they don't post trap/faggot shit.You could be a robot and a non virgin(fucking a prostitute).
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I think it'd be neat if the only image replies could be original images drawn in a little 200x200 JS paint window that didn't allow pasting.

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daily reminder


if u are ugly u should dress like a sad boy

black hoodie
adidas pants

and that shit

at least u will have sex with insecure and depressed girls

t. 5'6 manlet who fucks with qt girls because i wear and i act like a sad boy (not a depressed insecure faggot)
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>>38190522
Tfw is a sad boy?

Sounds gay as fuck you pansy faggot.

Wear button up shirts tucked into slim fitting pants with nice shoes.

It's called dressing like a man, not a boy.
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>>38190649
I know this is a meme but I do dress like this and have never had sex.
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>>38190649
We are trying to have sex though

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>tfw 24 years old and don't know how it feels like to earn money

the idea of working sounds terrifying to me, I'm not afraid of the work itself, I'm afraid of people
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>>38190504
yeah most employers expect you to have worked 2 jobs by the time you get to 22, but the best option just get a shitty job in a good place, like janitor in a fancy mall or office and get some money that way

Also to all the underage summerfags that are here because we know you are, get a job before 18
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>>38190622
>get a job before 18
Don't listen to this guy
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>>38190504
Why did your father never teach you the value of earning a dollar?

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Do you think going back in time would make any difference in making your life better by trying again?

>i would never play vidya
>invest in college and a gym
>Be less of a whiner and be able to banter and take banter
>Try to be more open and make friends

So much more....
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wow i really like that image OP o
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>Stop mum from suicide
>get he help
>Not move in with dad
>She could teach me to be intellectual like her
>not get super depressed and anxious in year 12
>Not go to shitty high school
> might not be as fucked up
>might not be lonely asf
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>>38190532
I actually got more.

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Has everyone had fun today? If not this is a reminder to have some.
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>canuck boy LARPs as a girl pinoy
for what purpose?
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>>38190445
>he still is posting on here
I thought that pinoy anon BTFO you hard enough to never come back again. Well, I guess negative attention is still attention, eh faggot?
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>>38190462
This old thing again? Heh, you can believe what you want but that person didn't prove a thing and coming to all my threads to shout a lie doesn't make it true. I guess whatever makes you feel better about yourself? At least you are having fun? I am glad you took my reminder to heart.

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How are ya cunts?
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applied for newstart
gotta do the call tomorrow
i hope i get ittttt
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>>38190450
Why wouldn't you get it? It's not like the states. If you're unemployed, you get the dole, end of story.
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FUCK THIS FUCKING COUNTRY FUCK THE ABOS FUCK THE COPS FUCK THE FUCKING BOGAN CUNTS THAT TRY TO RAM THEIR CARS INTO YOU FUCK THE FUCKING ABOS AGAIN BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL FUCKING ANIMALS FUCK THIS FUCKING PRIME MINISTER HE'S A FUCKING CUNT FUCK WOMEN THEY'RE ALL FUCKING CUNTS FUCK THIS COUNTRY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN FUCKSTRALIA

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>mom found the homemade pocket pussy
It's over lads
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Fucking top kek. Sucks for you OP
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>>38190407
Come on man, how could you make this thread without posting a picture of the pocket pussy?
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>>38190407
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post nostalgic cartoon opening songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2uZgmedE-E
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>>38190398
>ben 10
>nostalgic
yeah if i were like 15
get v& bitch
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooods
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>>38190423
Low quality post faggot. wish there was a way to downvote like we do on reddit.
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>>38190466
>reddit
MOADDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS DO YOU RE FUCKING JOB REEEEE

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How long has it been going on anon?
What meds are you on?
How did it affect you?
daily intake here
morning: Lexapro 10mg
night: Remeron 15mg
by necessity: Xanax 1 mg
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>>38190337
>How long has it been going on anon?
Since age 5
>What meds are you on?
Escitalopram and alprazolam
>How did it affect you?
Just started so I can't tell but:
can't wake up normally,
fart 24/7,
and started introspecting more.
>daily intake here
morning: Citram (escitalopram) 5mg (after first week passes (10mg)
night: none
by necessity: Helex (alprazolam) 0.75 mg
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Wrote my first suicide note at 11.
It's been hell since
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>>38190721
did you seek professional help? any meds, psychotherapy? do it anon it does help when it's last resort
certainly better than suicide

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>mom found the willy wallet
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>little sister found the semen siphon
it was nice knowing you lads
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>Aunt found the cosmic cum sphere
JUST
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>sis slipped on the shit stain

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>RESPOND TO 15THREADS OVER VARIOUS BOARDS
>ALL DIE
THIS PLACE IS A FUCKING DESERT
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>>38190226
GIVE ME (You)'s YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS GOD I HATE THIS FUCKING BOARD SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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IT IS THE FUCKING NORMIES

IT IS BECAUSE FUCKING NORMIES KILLED THE SHIT OUT OF IT WITH THEIR CANCER.

NOW THIS BOARD BECAME NORMALTRASH HAVEN.

WHERE ARE ROBOTS PLEASE COME BACK
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I'm here 4 u robro

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