>you wake up
>something feels 'off'
>the air seems stiller than normal
>you hear the birds chirping and the dogs barking outside, but it seems more quiet than usual
>you go out of your room
>even though it's only 7am, the house is empty
>you realize you haven't heard a single car driving out on the road
>you look out the window and don't see a single person
>what do you do now? (You are the last man on earth)
take off all my clothes. immediately.
realizing you went to the dimension of the dead
>wake up at 7am
Umm.... Try about 3pm sweetie.
ITT: We write a suicide note, using original comments that are 4 words long, at a time
>I'll start
Dear family, please don't
>>37360431
take this note seriously.
Find a large poop
and then eat it
What do you think happens when you die /r9k/? It's something I'm sure most of us have spent a lot of time wondering
You cease to exist, your corpse rots in the ground, and Chad keeps fucking your oneitis.
It's exactly like going under general anesthesia, except you never wake up.
I'll find out soon enough
originallllsjcjcmr
Because men stopped being firm with their wives and daughters, our society is falling apart at it's seams and collapsing
Do your part, spank a naughty girl today and help restore western civilization
tfw no fembot gf to spank
>beta blames group X for becoming a miserable pathetic cunt
does it make you comfy, doesn't it?
>>37360005
That's abusive and wrong. Why don't you punish yourself, you're a loser. A filthy one at that.
How's the job search going brobots?
I've been procrastinating desu, just sent my resume on indeed and applied at a call center.
Try local agencies, I got sorted a job in a week, I spent about two months neeting and considering suicide, but it turns out it's pretty easy, even if you can't drive anywhere they should still find you something
I have 2 jobs sucks to be you
>>37360003
>barely manage to get out of bed every day
>people expect me to hold a job
fuck a latina?
>>37359969
You say that like its easy
I would if I could
I like that one scene where she shits out a stick of butter and most of it is melted from the warmth of her anal cavity.
>>37359969
I would. I love women of all racesthe problem is they don't love me because im a awkward chubby manlet
Can we have an escapism thread?
Had a bad day.
>>37359685
I have dreams where I have the power to fly and I help elon musk colonize mars
And mostly likely if you just try to run from whatever made it bad, it'll just get worse. Spend your time trying to solve your problems, not escape them. If you do that life will be a lot less stressful.
>>37359685
No we can't. Face your troubles loser. You'll thank me later.
How do we stop the epidemic of right-wing roasties?
>>37359671
Shoeonhead is more right-center.
>>37359671
This. I'm so sick of this shit. They're the new gamur girlz XD but you guys actually encourage their attention whoring, give them what they want, and allow them to exist. What's all your guys's problems?
>>37359742
Why do you even care? It doesn't affect you at all
>You wake up tomorrow
>Look at the calendar
>It's January 1, 1998
>The past 19 "years" were actually an elaborate dream that seemed far longer than it really was
How would you react?
>>37359486
I would jerk off to my sports illustrated swimsuit edition magazine then fall back asleep
>>37359486
I now have the moral duty of stopping 9/11
Also I bet 5 grand on the red wings winning the stanley cup
>>37359486
Am I my current age?
Would you guys want a dedicated comfy thread running daily? I think it might slightly redeem the board for all the other stuff that's posted.
>Post whatever you want; would prefer images/music; but doesn't really matter as long as it's comfy.
>>37359462
German infrastructure?
>>37359609
I mean, if it counts as comfy, sure
>>37359648
>>37359609
Whoops, forgot the image. Here, have some rain
Post yfw your boss ask you to do overtime
after how many hours is overtime
>>37359350
How does it taste, wagie?
>>37359364
you didn't post a face you bogan
>>37359409
I want to die.
whats the most obscure/autistic fetish you have
>rings
>black girls dominating white guys
im usually straight but male on male rape really gets me going
>>37359290
>rings
Me too. I disliked jewellery and people wearing it as a kid for some reason and still do, but it is an extreme fetish for me.
I love watching videos of dominant black women with huge asses annihilating weak white guys
Why do proclaimed heterosexual women hate seeing a naked man?
And I'm not talking about some unfortunate, overweight person taking self-portraits of themselves in the bathroom mirror. I mean even with men in great shape. I recently had a casual conversation a female friend who talks about being averse to seeing her husband completely naked. What the hell?
Even in the fine arts, say for instance, the work of Herb Ritts, it seems like the only ones interesting in seeing a naked man are gay men. Which is fine, but can it be that the modern, sexually liberated woman is grossed out by the sight of a man? Is this really the truth?
If a guy in is in great shape, is well groomed, does a woman still have issues with seeing him completely naked? That really doesn't make any sense to me. It doesn't seem like it can be the truth, but time and again you read and hear the same thing from women.
Its because of (((them)))
>>37358915
You're assuming all women are the same.
That's moronic.
Simple: the male body is utilitarian while the female body is a work of art.
It's like comparing a dump truck to a Ferrari.
Now, don't get me wrong: there's a beauty to the male form. However, even the most perfect of male bodies is still coiled, sharp, and includes the comical dick and balls.
I can't speak for the homosexual lust for men - that's simply a given. But overall the female form is much more pleasing.
RIP to my bro who defended your freedom while you REEEEEEE like a retarded kid because you don't have the balls to ask out a girl
He died like a bitch and all for nothing.
>>37358731
he died for the jews
>>37358825
>he died for the jews
thiss
I know this is copypasta at this point.... But is he right?
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
>>37358614
This leads to nihilism.
The Chinese understood this 3000 years ago.
How do fathers not kill the men their daughters sleep with?