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Bumping because I hate to see these threads die

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doggeroh

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Let's keep the comfy flowing

>>35636202
>$300 for a shitty bj and sex without release

this is why I'll probably never bother with a hooker

You could have bought a ps4 or something for that

>>35636220
Hey at least I'm no longer a virgin am I r-right?

>>35636256
I suppose so. Check that off the bucket list

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>>35636188
>How do I block out the Gay Waves he's emitting so I don't become gay myself,
You don't randomly "become gay". If you're that worried about your friend turning you, completely unintentionally, chances are you've had thoughts about it before and it's too late already.

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>tfw no steam bf
http://steamcommunity.com/id/tfwnoTomokoBf/

have anal sex with him and become his Bf then eventually meet each other's families and then get married and live a long life of love together and on your deathbed whisper "no homo"

Turns out people don't want to hire lazy manchildren

>>35636193
>people who are trying to get their first job are lazy manchildren

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>>35636172
Story of my life, fellow brobot.

>tfw even when I do get a job, nine times out of ten I end up showing my true colors by being the absolutely ultra-incompetent person that I am and royally fuck the job up
>tfw suicide sounds increasingly more like a nicer option year after year

You mean fasting? Yeah, that really balances Ahkmed out

She looks like she's being punished by her father.

>>35636162
You're retarded not eating just makes you grumpy. We evolved to become happy from eating unless you're a lard ass who eats 5 big macs a dah

>No Laura B

>no boys
shame on you

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I think it's cute that you have to write down such a small list, as if it's something you have to share. If I listed all the pornstars I've jerked off too, it'd be much longer. I hate niggers and have jerked off to more negress porn than your list by far, and where's the JAV stars at? You don't even have the popular ones, or really any at all. Come back when you're not underage kid

>>35636053
its not
-p

>>35636053
>Hey fem"""bots""", why is male virginity considered the "ultimate red flag" for girls?
It's not. My bf always talks about his ex and it pisses me off so much. She literally broke up with him because he's a beta fat fuck, yet he talks about her constantly. Things would be so much easier if he was a virgin.

>>35636101
If it bothers you when he talks about it, you should tell him so.

>>35636046
>missed out of genetics
I, too, do not have genes. It is hard trying to repair damaged cells.

>>35636069
This guy didn't miss out on Reddit, that's for sure.

>missed out on religion
I mean.. what?

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some more templates, 1/2

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>>35636058
aaaaand 2/2 there we go

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>>35636009
finally made a full one of these yay

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>went out boozing for the past two nights
>had to decline going out a third time tonight
>feel bloated and yucky from drinking

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>>35635903
>tfw recently got out of a relationship
>tfw when ex said some pretty hurtful things about me being average and that i'll be a failure
>tfw she said she still wanted to try to be friends but now treats me like the past year never happened

The fact that someone who was my best friend could treat my so lowly all of a sudden honestly hurts. I'll be ok but the feeling just sucks bad.

Also I finally can do 1pl8 OHP so sweet :)

F.

Forever mirin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdBoybKnzZw

>>35635857
What are you even talking about?
Oreerig

>>35635857

great episode brobot.

>>35635857
never
*slits qts throat*

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You'd have to stop being gay.

>>35635830
Pls someone help me become more manly

>>35635830
There's nothing to fix. You become my eternal cockslave now.

>>35635783
reee get your reddit memes out of here normie

Just watching:

https://youtu.be/mu6NKHtLzks

Brings memories to my mind, as I used to watch this mostly in summer 2014.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g75jStFgVqk

I don't. I prefer being alone, and casual sex with whores doesn't interest me.

>>35635759
Even in my teens I was thinking "This should be my sexual peak, but there is nobody"
And my 20's were just the same.

I'm bitter about it, because my dick and my sex drive are shitty compared to my 20's.
And I never gave or got anything out of it.

>>35635759
Sex is vastly overrated.

Been pronz free for 40 days. The key is to make it the first week, after that it's easy. I just wack it once a week and feel way better. Last tine i only lasted 20 days and after watching porn I literally felt depressed and lethargic. That dopamine rush will destroy your life son.

It's like with any addiction, you have to stay busy. Keep yourself occupied. If you're sitting around, and feel the urge to look at porn come, then go for a walk or something. Get down and do some exercises.

>>35635743
>Anybody here ever manage to quit porn?
No reason to. I just do it in moderation. Fapping feels better when you do it every other day.