When do you realise that a suicide actually makes everyone else's lives better?
>>39336235
Thats why I don't an hero. That would make the world a better place. I make people suffer simply by existing. Fuck people.
>>39336407
Wow Gabby is that you?
That's fucking edgy
I'm not going to think about that right now.
I'm going to think about how important my life is even if I'm not aware of it.
A girl at a party was talking to her girlfriend and she said 'I'm coming'. Then she pointed at me and said 'on your face'.
Don't know if being hit on or made fun of
She's obviously a sex pervert who watches face sitting porn. Don't let her do it to you man it's gross. Those roasties are a horrible thing to have rubbing on your face you'll get sick.
She think youre ugly, its simple.
>>39336216
You don't need to know, she's some retarded dip trying to be funny
I'd have yelled
>WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS?
Because it's an epic meme and I can flaunt my imageboard addled brain and invite further denigration.
What do you think happens after we die?
Do you believe or hope for an afterlife?
>>39336156
As a Christian, I believe in faith I will go to heaven
>>39336156
I can't bring myself to believe in any religion. It just seems like comfort and hope for the gullible. Feel free to reply with le fedora memes.
Nothing happens. We're just gone. What we're currently experiencing is temporary and rare throughout the universe - most matter does not consciously replicate itself and resist the environment in order to maintain a consistent form. Once the process keeping our bodies stops, we just re-join the universe as dumb, inert matter, that could possibly become nourishment or a small part of another life form, in the future.
I am pretty sure Sam Hyde is browsing this board.
Please Sam Hyde hop in this thread and respond you would make my day.
With proof of course (picture with time stamp)
We could have short AMA.
PLEASEEEEE
Who the heck is Sam Hyde?
>>39336015
Some right wing comedian. I don't get his jokes.
>>39336015
A terrorist and sociopathic murderer that is responsible for series of terrorist attacks across the globe.
Most recently he was reported to have started muslim uprising in philippines
I will ask the impossible...
Any of you had EVER received a nude from a girl?
Thing is I am living with this two normies roommates and they get nudes from girls they randomly meet all the time, even girls that they never had anything with... and even from girls that seems to be well-educated "ladies" like the daughter of a very respected politician.
I mean how!? I thought this was a meme, a "lady" sending nudes and degenerate pics without any fear of being exposed, seemed not to be possible, well at least in my mind...
>>39335990
No, and I don't want any.
Then again, it's probably too much to ask to have a girl be interested who isn't an insecure retard, constantly fearing you'll not reciprocate interest to the point where she'll send unsolicited naked pictures with the expectation that this is what men want.
Once.
It made me very sad.
>>39335990
Yeah, my last ld"r" and a few other experiences with e-girls.
I kinda wish they never happened, I can delete my ex from my hard drive but not from my brain...
What is your favorite strain??
>red maeng da feels like taking a fist full of loratabs
Bout to shake this up.
Orginoli
Orginoli
This is the only way I drink my Kratom.
Green apple is best.
>>39335999
>>39336011
The only two ways I've taken it is by mixing it in water (horrible) and swallowing it down with water. The second way is all right, it goes down pretty quickly and even when there's residue it's not that bad.
>tfw you will never live in a comfy magical village
this image cheered me up once.
I'll take a shower and look at it again and see if it does the same.
>>39335976
Hey, lets have variety!
>>39336018
>tfw can't post my other comfy CYOAs because they're over the filesize limit
How do I leave my hicktown and go somewhere that's not hillbilly as shit like NYC Atlanta or Miami
Like can I just hop On a bus and go with nothing? I honestly think I'd be a normie if I didn't live in a place where the standard is working hard and sitting around in empty fields of cow shit all day
>NYC
>hillbilly
Wut
>>39335962
i wish i lived in a small hick town. You don't want to live in a city. It's loud, dirty, 90% immigrants in my case too. Horrible traffic and rude residents.
>>39335989
ITs really rediculous that people who can't even read are allowed to live normal lives and I'm stuck with all these inbred fucktards
its my birthday and i met a very nice doggo today
its been a good day
>>39335919
Good for u anon, i have second week of schewl tommorow, i still didnt make friends because im older than everyone..
>>39335919
Happy birthday anon! I hope you continue to enjoy yourself m8
Happy birthday anon
What did you get?
Where did you meet this doggo, tell us more
>be happy but still going to kill myself
What is that feeling?
>>39335865
Attention craving.
>>39335865
i get that soemtimes
do u use drugs of any sort?
>>39336054
I love drugs; they're wonderful.
anyone know the name of that gay porn tumblr where the one guy wears a daft punk esque helmet
it was posted on here not too long ago, broccoli something?
>>39335836
Anon what exactly do you need this for?
>>39335851
dont get hung up on the details anon i just need the name
>>39335874
Sorry bud I''m fresh out of sauce
ITT: what was the most autistic shit you've ever done?
>be me
>be In first grade
>I try thinking of ways to impress the girl I like
>have what I thought at the time was a brilliant plan
>during lunch they were serving ice cream in ltitle cups
>decide that my oh so brilliant plan was going to happen right now
>sit across from crush
>tell her some autistic shit like "watch this"
>eat the entire god damn thing in one scoop
>I now realize at the time that I just made my self look more autistic and gave my self a headache for the rest of the day
I punched a guy in the throat for calling me an asshole in highschool. It's just the way he said it to me that really set me off.
>>39335867
Did you get your ass beat after this?
>>39335892
people dont get up from getting punched in the throat. I dont care who you are.
>When a man lies he murders some part of the world
>These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
>All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
>Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
>>39335804
>Living life like a bro
>Don't trust no man, nor foe
>Can't last too long like this, you know
>It's not delivery, it's digiornio.
>>39335877
>Lay at night
>stare at the light
>it projects to me
>messages denying glee
>>39335804
Justice for all is a fucking masterpiece of an album.
stay safe texas bots
>>39335731
I don't live in Texas tho
holy shit i forgot that texans were dying
i wonder how this will affect mayweather and mcgregor's ppv buys
honesly, fuck texas.
You're all fucking cucks.
link is now a symbol of being a faggot manchild on estrogen
that's too bad
>>39335721
I'm extroverted though I just have trust issues.
Also what if zelda was a grill?
>>39335816
Zelda is a grill retard