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It begs the question: Do you hate yourself?

>>37550800
you're either a girl or you hate the stereotype

i'll be here to answer any other questions you have

>>37550800
your mind and body are at conflict

I lost my virginity to a girl on toontown. It was pretty sweet desu, bitch said she'd message me the next time she logged in but I never saw her again.

My first love was on Guild Wars. I was 15 or 16; she was at least 21. We cybered until I started dating someone in real life a few months later.

I have a pretty retarded story but I'll keep it short. I got a date with a girl from tinder but I recently got back into New Vegas beforehand and literally could not stop thinking about mods and my upcoming playthrough during the entire date. I'm fucking pathetic

Dont fall for the gay meme.

My friends sort of found out somehow and now im ostracized.

Its a fucking meme, faggot.

>>37550657
Stop masturbating to porn and make yourself desirable to good women. And get therapy/smoke weed/ drop acid and get a better sense of your place in the universe.

Nothing wrong with admiring a man with top gainz. Be like the man you admire and one day you too will be admired the same.
READ THE STICKY >>>/fit/

because they're not that kind of girl anymore tee hee they're ready to settle down and leave that immature sexual exploration behind them tee hee its totally your baby tee hee

Because she's a stupid whore, Anon. There are intelligent prudes, stupid prudes, and intelligent whores, but you're chasing an orgasm given to you through fantasy with a stupid whore. It's probably best to just drop it.

Porn stars don't earn lots of money. Guys are just using them for sex, the guy paying for all the film equipment and people to operate it wants his cut, the other people working on it need their cut, the girl is just a dick hole to him and she'll probably just do the porn in exchange for drugs and him keeping her around like a run of the mill prostitute. Pimps don't give girls money, they keep them dependent on them to manipulate them into doing things. You're just angry that you put pussy on a pedestal so high you can't conceive other guys don't worship pussy like you do, they just use it for status and greed. I'm kind of a nice guy, I get it, if they don't get with a guy like me they'll probably end up with a guy like that. It's just karma.

>>37550322
>we got girls
intothetrashitgoes.jpg

>>37550322
>we got girls
No thanks, I deal with enough mental illness in town and in this site.

>>37550338
Typo sorry
I meant girls (male)

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>>37550269
That looks like a fucking nipple.

No, because I do not have a small penis.

>>37550301
Aforementioned first girlfriend called it my third nipple on multiple occasions, including in front of her friends(who actually thought she was talking about a 3rd nipple on my chest)

i bet it was praying for your jizz
all this time

>thank you mantis god thank you
was filling its little head
as you spooged upon it beneficently

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cmon man

get some help

>>37550267

p.neat

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>>37550191
just remind yourself that they won't make you happy. they will temporarily but they won't fix your problems and you'll get tired of them after a while. they will just take and take from you and you will gain nothing from having a gf other than maybe having sex every few weeks and sex is overrated. plus you can make yourself feel good without having to ask permission.

why do you want a girlfriend its not what you think it is

The only way to stop caring is to nut. Once you jizz, you stop caring about women, because you realize how annoying it would be for someone to be there once you're done

>>37550161
Lurking because i want to kill mine off forever.

>>37550161
masturbation
organic

depression
weight gain
medication
several other things

>>37550160
I have not seen it.
I do not think about it.

>>37550160
Yes I did, awesome movie

i watched it like 5 years ago

>>37550126

Unironically, congratulations man, that takes a lot of doing!

>>37550268
Thank you mate. It wasn't easy. But I think I might be on my way to Chadhood. Especially because I'll be joining the Navy soon.

I'll be a different chad. One who's nice to robots because I used to be one.

>>37550126
>Catholic camp
I hope you're catholic
You should kys if you're thinking of trying to pull someone away from the path of god

No, what the fuck? I just tug at my willy until I don't feel horny, why overcomplicate shit?

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>>37550085
Nah but I've thinking of getting some sort of prostate massager, and i'll probably give into degeneracy and get it.

Just cocaine and booze. It feels good to fight my way past the coke dick to a rock hard erection that can keep me occupied for hours.

Saving it is asking for trouble. I just use my porn-addled memory

>>37549920
I save it if I really like it. I usually watch amateur so you never know if you'll find it again or if it will removed. I still download music though so what do I know

>Not saving porn
>Not understanding the importance of saving

Paranorman detected. GTFO

>>37549844
I like the idea of candles
Flames are something that humans have had a chance to evolutionarily adapt to.
Artificial light we have not been able to
A highschool teacher always shilled hanging out by a camp fire, and I believe him

I like candles, I've got one that smells like ocean waves next to my bed. Makes the room smell great, helps me sleep better, and the flame looks cool

>>37549921
i live with my parents and my mom buys candles for around the kitchen. when she's sleeping i light one, put it in my room, and enjoy.

it's coffee scented

>>37549823
Why would I get vagina envy if I already have one? I can enjoy it whenever I want!

>>37549823
>I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms
Prostate

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STOP POSTING THIS ANON, JUST GET A SEX CHANGE IF YOU WANT A VAGINA FFS

pic related is my post-op waifu