[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3416. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: 0nx7znyh.jpg (316KB, 1680x1120px) Image search: [Google]
0nx7znyh.jpg
316KB, 1680x1120px
When is it OK to respect a woman?
14 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
never.

oregano spinoli.
>>
File: flyingHouse.jpg (63KB, 695x520px) Image search: [Google]
flyingHouse.jpg
63KB, 695x520px
>>38008914
when they accomplish something that would be cool even if it wasn't done by a woman
>>
The same times it's ok to respect a man.

File: IMG_1584.jpg (136KB, 750x713px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1584.jpg
136KB, 750x713px
What do you think it's like to have a high school sweet heart? To be in a pure relationship where both parties are equally attracted to one another and the male is not being used for monetary gain?
These kids have been together for 4 years now. What do you think will happen to them?
15 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
File: IMG_1578.jpg (197KB, 677x1205px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1578.jpg
197KB, 677x1205px
Here's a much more recent pic
>>
No way they'll make it!
>>
>>38008982
least he got to tap it first amiright?

File: sigh.png (172KB, 312x368px) Image search: [Google]
sigh.png
172KB, 312x368px
>every atheist is literally a fedora-wearing, katana-wielding, alt-right euphoric edgelord
when will this meme end
72 posts and 15 images submitted.
>>
>>38008797
>teleports behind you
I agree, these savages bound by ancient religigous doctrine cannot understand a truely enlightened man. We are modern day DaVinci's, renasance men whom nary bend knee to any least of which an archaiic imaginary friend.

Nothing personnel, gnostics.
>>
>>38008797
Never.
It's far easier to demonize an entire group based on petty bullshit than it is to actually meet people.
Tribalism will never go away.
>>
>>38008797
WWIII

people need to realize that, while god might exist, he's not exactly on their side

File: 1498060640455.gif (2MB, 228x170px) Image search: [Google]
1498060640455.gif
2MB, 228x170px
>go to ice cream parlor down the street (alone)
>ask for two ice creams
>say the second one is for my gf (she loves vanilla)
>Girl working the register is a real qt
>She says "awww thats so nice of you"
>get my two ice creams
>Thank the qt and walk off
>throw the vanilla ice cream in the trash
>I dont have a gf

ive officially lost control
10 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>not eating both
retard
>>
File: rodentCake.jpg (119KB, 649x555px) Image search: [Google]
rodentCake.jpg
119KB, 649x555px
>>38008787
this
>>38008747
you're like the obese who pretend they have friends over when they get a pizza delivery
>>
>>38008787
Theres no way I could finish both though

File: 1445827083307.png (493KB, 769x435px) Image search: [Google]
1445827083307.png
493KB, 769x435px
>even fat asses like him have a wife while you're alone
14 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
>>38008738
I watch his intro
to pump myself up before I go rape news in cod
>>
>>38008738
Yeah maybe. But I wont die of heart disease before I'm sixty like he will : -) I also don't have diabetes. He's entertaining but a food addicted kunt
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDCoaimoyMI

I can't get that shit out of my head

File: misaligned jaw.jpg (64KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
misaligned jaw.jpg
64KB, 1280x720px
Does anyone else here suffer from this fucking bullshit?

Literally no one else in my whole goddamn family has ever had this. Why the fuck did it even happen? I was never dropped to the ground or punched in the face for my jaw to get like that.

>tfw it gave me a lisp all through High School
It's not fucking fair robots.
10 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>38008631
I hear having a cock in your mouth fixes that shit up.
>>
Fucking me.
I hate it, everytime i take a picture of myself it looks like I'm having a stroke.
>>
File: badTeeth.jpg (911KB, 1244x1516px) Image search: [Google]
badTeeth.jpg
911KB, 1244x1516px
>>38008631
you have to go to the dentist and they know what to do.
if you had a lisp you should have been able to convince your parents to let you get your mouth fixed

File: d1uj1zdx1p0z.png (2MB, 1334x750px) Image search: [Google]
d1uj1zdx1p0z.png
2MB, 1334x750px
I thought getting a girl friend was supposed to be hard
21 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>38008630
He is probably rich or she is a south east asian gold digger and will accept any white guy as long he pays her family rent.
>>
>>38008630
I'm jealous of that guy's facial hair
t. face pubes who has 5 long hairs on his chin
>>
he sounded like a little nerd on mic
fuckin greek geting boosted by the angry spic

File: IMG_2736.jpg (292KB, 1242x1519px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_2736.jpg
292KB, 1242x1519px
>this is a man with a penis and testicles
31 posts and 7 images submitted.
>>
File: 1497575858640.jpg (57KB, 541x380px) Image search: [Google]
1497575858640.jpg
57KB, 541x380px
>>38008599
Looks like a fuckin punk too. I'd fight him. Just for fun .....
>>
File: o76.png (981KB, 840x952px) Image search: [Google]
o76.png
981KB, 840x952px
>>38008599
I want her to rape me
I want her to jam her giant girldick into my ass and just fucking permanently wreck it, make me bleed so badly I lose consciousness. I want to wake up in a puddle of my fluids intermingling with hers and my head so messed up I think it was a dream.
>>
I bet her cum tastes like heaven

File: me on the right.jpg (121KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]
me on the right.jpg
121KB, 1200x800px
there is literally nothing worse than having a pencil dick
26 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
File: 1490830338338.png (597KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]
1490830338338.png
597KB, 800x800px
doesn't matter if i'm never gonna use it

checkmate atheists
>>
>>38008560
what girth is considered pencil?
my dick is 6.8x5.4 with the widest around the upper middle, never thought mine looked pencil-tier
>>
>tfw curvy pencil dick

It's like that stuff from School fairs

File: B69CAE73-.jpg (36KB, 358x800px) Image search: [Google]
B69CAE73-.jpg
36KB, 358x800px
>be me 21 year old KHHV.
>decide to fall for the tinder meme because I saw threads about it on r9k.
>take decent photos of myself and list my hobbies in my bio ect.
>set age from 18-35
>swipe right on 95% of girls just excluding blacks and fatties.
>get my first match already.
>it's a decent looking Hapa girl but her age doesn't show up.
>she messages me.
>tells me she's 33 and into younger guys.
>immediately think she's a bot or troll.
>she gives me her number and I text her anyway.
>ask for a timestamp pic.
>she does and it's real.
>ask to talk with her on the phone.
>we talk on the phone for an hour and she says she really likes me.
>keeps on asking to go on dates with me.
>sends me tons of photos of herself.
>claims she's in love with me.
>tell her to fuck off .
>calls me crying.
>messages me again in 2 days asking to go on a date.
>calls me again and begs for me to go on a date and hold her hand.

What the hell is wrong with women? Are all older women like this? She's a used old Roastie, I hate her kind. Pic related is her. I'll post some texts too.
175 posts and 32 images submitted.
>>
File: 20170628_003230.png (195KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]
20170628_003230.png
195KB, 1080x1920px
Here's a chat we're having. Jthtfg
>>
>>38008496
she looks like a tranny originallllll
>>
>>38008496
Where is she from OP? I'll take her off your hands. She's hot as fuck desu.

File: wojakbrainlet.jpg (47KB, 645x968px) Image search: [Google]
wojakbrainlet.jpg
47KB, 645x968px
I imagine that a lot of people on this board, like myself, thought that they were the smart kid growing up, just to have reality absolutely demolish their self-esteem in high school and/or college. My question is, how did the kids who were actually smart know that they were smart, as opposed to the kids who just thought they were smart? I'm especially curious about this because a lot of the people who I hung out with before high school were the smart kids.
6 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>38008435
We were told that we were smart by our parents because elementary school was too easy and didn't prepare us enough for what was in the future
>>
>>38008435
Meh, intelligence is a meme. Hard work is what matters. I know a bunch of yards from highscool that ended up successful.
>>
>>38008902
I'm worthless either way. I'm dumb AND lazy.

File: IMG_3018.jpg (65KB, 500x750px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_3018.jpg
65KB, 500x750px
Is there any hope for a submissive, heterosexual male, in future dating prospects? I feel like I will never be sexually or emotionally satisfied. Just wanna die, fellas.
31 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>38008347
Just keep on looking for that special someone who will suffocate you with her pussy/ass. She's out there somewhere.
>>
there's only hope if you're an extremely interesting/rich/attractive guy

if you're boring, average, and sub you're done for

source: me
>>
>>38009570
I'm none of those things. I have a very nice face, but not in a way that is conventionally attractive for men. I'm just stuck with a round perma-babyface, and I'm only 5'6". I wish I could find a predatory dominant woman who's into /SS/.

File: 0827_-_rXftTMO.jpg (31KB, 399x388px) Image search: [Google]
0827_-_rXftTMO.jpg
31KB, 399x388px
my sisters keep trying to match me with someone, as tempting as it sounds i know having a gf won't actually make me happy so what does on do to feel true happiness without the bullshit gf meme
26 posts and 9 images submitted.
>>
*one
originalio sorry
>>
>>38008339
Stoped reading at sister, the answer is fuck your sister
>>
>>38008433
my sisters act like roasties they aren't my type

File: circ.jpg (90KB, 504x360px) Image search: [Google]
circ.jpg
90KB, 504x360px
Am I the only one who likes to fantasize about getting circumcised at my stepmom's request after getting caught masturbating right at the onset of puberty?
6 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>38008316
There are some Tara Tainton videos you'd fucking LOVE.
http://www.taratainton.com/search/foreskin/

Especially "Your Step Auntie Blames Your Porno Perversion on Your Uncut Cock" and "Embarrassing Episode with Your Step Auntie Discovering Your Uncut Cock"
You can find them both for free if you look had enough. I don't remember where I got them so I'll leave that up to you.
>>
>>38008593
Oh boy. This is fantastic. Thanks anon.
>>
Holy shit, I just witnessed a super obscure fetish request filled in minutes on 4chan. Did the machine work? Is it 2007 again?

My dad just passed away in a car accident and I felt nothing, no crying nor feeling sad, and now I'm still posting on 4chan. What the fuck?
22 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>>38008306
Sounds like you need to get off of the computer and embrace humanity. Learn to love and feel for your fellow man..and let it empower you
>>
>>38008306
It's because the son your father knew and loved died a long time ago. Your father probably died ashamed of what you became. You no longer care bout yourself and so you're now incapable of caring for others
>>
He's passing away in car accidents in heaven now.

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [3406] [3407] [3408] [3409] [3410] [3411] [3412] [3413] [3414] [3415] [3416] [3417] [3418] [3419] [3420] [3421] [3422] [3423] [3424] [3425] [3426] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.