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Did anyone else sit behind girls in school so they could smell their hair?
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Women cannot be robots. but what if the woman is a lesbian? what is a woman?. Do they even exist? women do not exist.
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>job
>car
>own place
>dog
>girlfriend
>she's fat

Somehow it invalidates it all.
Tfw you'll never fuck a genuinely hot woman
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>falling for the girlfriend and house meme
>being a literal slave
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>>38208442
You'll get there. Just whatever you do, don't get married
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>>38208442
My gf is fat but she's cute and has a nice innie pussy

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being a wagecuck vs being a neet?
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>>38208437
Not much freedom being a neeto dorito, everyone glorifies the time you have but because of limited funds you're pretty limited in the activities you can do.
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>>38209825
wagecuck now

I was a neet for 2 years~, all i did during that time was sitting infront a computer during the whole day. Playing vidya and watching chinese cartoon. I mean, backthen, time was great, i did enjoy life for what it was, even if sometime were hard and i did feel bad alot.

But it has it limits, yes.

Now, wagecuck, sure, cant sit infront all day, but still feel i've the time i need everyday after work. + atleast i can do more than that, bought a car which i also work on. Bought a guitar, playing that for about a year. etc. Still, working sucks.

neither is better or worse. all about what one want of life, i guess. Atleast i don't get looked down anymore, guess thats the best part of being a sheeple.
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>>38209876
Yep, I agree with neither being better or worse.

But what >>38209825 said about low funds isn't always the case. If you know you want to go NEET, you have to plan it. With some cash in your pocket, it'll be a much more fulfilling time.

>tfw fired for being clumsy after less than a week
KMS
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>>38208345
What happened anon

Orientation
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>>38208345
"Son, there will be times when you have to pull yourself up by your bootstraps and make the best out of the hand you're dealt. Just try again elsewhere. What've you got to lose?"
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>>38208345
What kind of work were you doing?
I can understand if you worked with machinery or something where lacking coordination could injure you or others, but if you're just stock shelves, I don't see it being a real problem.
Oh, and depending on where you live, it may be illegal to fire you for having a diagnosable medical condition like ataxia

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FUCK A BEAT, I WAS TRYNA BEAT A CASE
BUT I AINT BEAT THAT CASE, BITCH I DID THE RACE (SKR, SKR)
I'M GON SHOOT, BITCH, WITHOUT A DEBATE
I'M GON SHOOT, YOU CAN SEE IT IN MY FACE
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>What are you staring at me smoothskin, never seen a ghoul before?
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ALBINO GOT KEKED BY A DUTCH BOY

ALBINO GOT KEKED BY A DUTCH BOY

ALBINO GOT KEKED BY A DUTCH BOY
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>type out a long reply to a thread
>thread starts dying
>bump the thread to the first page so my reply gets more visibility and I can rake in the (You)s
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>>38208176
>open up pointless thread
>reply to it since my nihilistic worldview tells me to embrace pointless things
>ppl still say nihilism isnt a religion
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>>38208176
>give advice or thought out response and noone replies
>See the idea reverberating in others
Hope restored that some anons can achieve their dreams
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>>38208392
>purposefully give really shitty advice
>people take it seriously

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r9k albums
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As much as I can appreciate the aesthetic of the album title being absent from the cover, it's really fucking annoying when trying to find out what the album is called.
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>>38208195
the brave little abacus - just got back from the discomfort-we're alright

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>you reach in
>palms sweaty
>wait till your knees are weak
>arms ideally spaghetti
>maintain a loose grip
>begin tickling his palm
>your four fingers like lively noodles
>shoot him a wink
>the jobs all yours son
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>>38208137
Were you trying to add some Eminem into this meme then got lazy half way through?
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>his palms are sweaty
>knees weak, arms are heavy
>there's vomit on his sweater already, dad's spaghetti
> he's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to shake hands, but he keeps on forgetting what his dad wrote down the whole store goes so loud
>he reaches his hand out but the shake won't go down he's chokin how everybody's joking now the clocks ran up time's over blow!
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>>38208168
I've been in the meme game longer than you, it was a solid reference to a strong meme in a new meme that hasn't yet reached beyond r9k.

What are you doing with your life? What do you add to the meme game kid?

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who else /neverbeenonadate/ here lads?

non-khhv's need not to post
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To be honest if some girl actually had bad enough taste in men to agree to go on a date with me I would probably just not go because I'm an anxiety ridden beta.

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http://www.blahtherapy.com

Post what a normie amateur therapist thinks about your problems
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fresh cuck stew. get it while its steamy.
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I like destroying masc men's asses like this and filling them with cum.

t. Dickgirl
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Do you like it when you get blow jobs
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>>38207994
Yes, after I put my Willy out of his ass


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