How does /r9k/ feel about lolis?
disgusting. here is the superior alternative.
>On way to meet qt
>Have planned since early 2014
>Think you are in love with her
>Sit on train to airport
>Can't reach her on whatsapp
>lolwut, don't care since I'll see her soon anyway
>get on flight
>no qt to pick you up at the airport
>wait for 12 hours
>finally toughen up and call her
>"OH SORRY ANON WAS IT THIS WEEK WE WERE GOING TO MEET UP"
>"CAN'T SEE YOU NOW SINCE I'M NOT IN TOWN"
>waste a week of your vacation alone
>Get home mad af
>She messages you and tells you how sorry she was
>Admits she lied and that she was uncertain wether she liked you better or another dude
>Admits she was in town with the other dude when you talked to her
>Admits she didn't mixed up the weeks, she just thought the other guy was a better match with her
>Turns out he was a douche
>"DOES IT MATTER ANON-KUN, IN THE END I PICK YOU"
>Fuck being a beta
>Think you are in love with her
This is the modern world and the reality of this society. Love is lost beyond your control
a pale shadow of lust can not enlight their soul
Entitled, individualistic, the only person they love is themselves. Ascend and prepare for the beta uprising
"Are you kidding me, Champ? You'll have a blast out there in Guangzhou, so turn that frown upside down. You'll meet a lot of people and learn to live a little. You can buy a computer there after you've settled in. Remember to greet your grandparents by bowing to them and shaking their hands. It's for your own good, Champ."
you got me
1. You personality type
2. Your major
3. Your IQ
4. Boobs or Butts?
>Boobs to fap to, butts irl
A woman at work called me cute today. Not to my face, I don't think she knew I could hear her.
Feels good breh, you don't know how long it's been.
>At hotel vacationing with my family
>Decide to leave breakfast and head up back to the room
>Put my headphones in and blare my music while walking to the elevator
>Take one ear bud out
>press button to get onto the elevator
>hear footsteps behind me
>9/10 Stacey going onto the elevator also
>put earbuds back in hoping to avoid any sort of interaction
>inside the elevator
>Lower the music a little bit because I don't want to be rude
>she turns to me and says "You didn't have to lower the music, I like that kind of music too!"
>I just laugh and say "Huh, that's cool."
>she approaches her floor and leaves
Literally what the fuck did she mean by this? She could've just ignored me, guys. Why didn't she?
Some stacies occasionally take a few minutes out of their day to converse with random strangers. Usually when they do this they don't see said stranger in a sexual way at all, but more as a 'potential friend'. To her you were nothing more than just some guy, move on.
I want a ukrainian girlfriend. Im asian but im not pic related
>tfw no judaizer bf
Why do black women enjoy dat white dick so much?
l love you robots, l'd take a bullet for you guys
That's a nice sentiment, Champ, but it doesn't matter if you haven't got a firm handshake.
If you use snapchat or facebook please consider leaving this website.
when did snapchat become a normalfag thing? it's a fucking texting app
i only have it for the 1 in a million chance I meet someone and get nudes
Women keep denying me the pleasures that I deserve.
This is an injustice that must be corrected.
WHO DAT GIRL
WHO SHE IS?
Im so fucking horny right now
i wish my gf turned into an onahole but she's asleep
girls dont care about the size of your dick if you are average
True. Women don't really care much about your size as long as its not ridicously small, If your in the average range you're probably good.
Gay men on the other hand are total size queens
Don't let shitty unsourced infographics on R9K fool you.
It's Virgin insecurity. No one wants a 10 inch dick that can even got halfway trough(only whores).
I have a 16 cm one and no one complained. The fact that I can go all in and ram the balls on her is cool.
Girth is important tho. If you are to small she won't feel much. Expecially if she had her vaginally stretched by huge cocks.
penis size is just a porn meme
khvs like me and you subconsciously think that porn is how sex is irl
unless you are too small you can have a very healthy sex life if you focus on pleasuring her