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i would be absolutely ecstatic. By that point, if we weren't married already (which we would be), we would start the process right away. How long we waited till we told her parents and mine would be up to her.
she would be a great mother

>>36557762
if you have an unexpected kid, the worst thing to do would be to marry

1) Your waifu would feel like you only married her because of an accident

2) The marriage will likely be as rushed and cheap as possibly because having a child is a large financial investment and your waifu (or you) won't like that. Not that it's wrong to have a cheap wedding but a good wedding still requires time.

3) If the kid ever finds out they were the reason you two married, they would feel guilty for existing and "tying down" their mom or pop to each other

>>36557823
Good taste in waifu. Didn't enjoy Oreimo overall, though.

>>36557691
Find people who will call you a faggot and laugh every time you screw up

>>36557719
that just turns you into a toady-ass pleaser with no moral compass and a tendency to get used as cannon fodder by sociopaths

>>36557691
If you're unironically asking, try forcing yourself to talk with family, if thats is a no go try a therapist(with intently clearly stated for social practice) or try going to church. You don't need to succeed in convorsation, just force yourself to go along with it for as long as you can. Even strangers on the internet can work if you can ignore the dickheads. Even being around people counts. It helps to think of it as practice.

It most likely boils down to how people in your environment are treating you.
Sounds to me like you're asexual, or at least something similar to that.

Don't feel bad, Anon. We're all special.

>>36557738
But I'm usually horny as hell and fap like 5+ times a day to all kinds of porn. I've conditioned myself to prefer porn over women since I was a teen.

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>>36557807
You are not asexual. You learned your limits so to speak and when you finally overcome them you cant understand it. You have built a wall around your heart so you dont have to fear rejection or betrayal. Your parents are only worried because love is (if you find the right person) an amazing thing that is more than just sex.
You can have a wife/gf and still jerk off. Hell if she is cool she might just jerk it with you (assuming you are not into /d/ tier shit) from what you said girls seem to like you/find you physically attractive. I understand the feeling of not wanting to go for it but believe me the longterm effects of a healthy stable loving relationship is one of the most rewarding in life. Having a family to work for and protect, seeing your sons become proud men in our society, your daughters become kindhearted and motherly. Its a thing you cant replicate. Though of course you have your downsides like the rough patches and what not. But dont wall yourself out of life anon.

is gaia alive these days?
>tfw no qt gaia gf

>>36557508
I-is Gaia active.
I would consider going back but I feel the community would be so tightly knit.

>>36557560
>>36557570
I have no idea, but I'm afraid to check.

>>36557501
dont do it unless you want to get blown up

>>36557527
>dont do it unless you want to get blown up
*your dick blown up

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>>36557501
Do it. muslim girls are the most lewd girls on the planet once you get them to open up.

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>>36557491
Lol he fell for the gay meme...

>>36557491
your heart was not pure, and thus were you corrupted

t. roleplaying fujo

Personally I want to die young in Japan in a high speed motorcycle accident with my waifu.

Getting hit by a bullet train also sounds cool though

tortured to death by a cute female serial killer

Sacrificing myself to save the world

i get 232 a lot

>>36557411
I weigh 432 pounds

>>36557411
I unintentionally glanced at the clock at 3:14 everyday for 2 months in a row last year. Related I guess?

Fat bumpo

lexapro's been breddy good for me

was a waste of time for me. didn't see any benefits from it and always felt out of it

Eventually, man.

For now, you just need to do whatever you want.

It all fixes itself eventually.

I'm here for you, man.

>>36557401
Man i hope your right. It all just seems so dull. But all there is to do is move on right?

>>36557435

It's not so much move on as just keep existing I guess. I think I can relate to what you're feeling, and if I can, then there's plenty of hope for you

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>>36557338
Nigger i wish i could be fat

>>36557396
>Nigger i wish i could be fat

fucking why

>>36557338
read book 'the hungry brain'.

avoid food reward.

reset your brain by eating baked potatoes only.

>>36557317
The kids will be 3/4th white. Better than with a black from a racial purity perspective.

On average, a Mexican person is 50% white. You wouldn't believe that from looking at them, but it's the truth. It really isn't a big deal tbqh.

For example, look at American pop star Ariana Grande. Just looking at her, you'd think that she was "nonwhite" Mexican, right? But she's white. An Italian who tanned the shit out of herself to appeal to Californians. The dividing line between Mexican-Americans and Italian-Americans is hilariously thin, if Mexicans changed their name to Rizzo/Giamatti overnight and Italians changed their names to Gonzalez/Martinez overnight you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. How do you think we get "white" celebrities like Tony Romo, Ted Cruz, and Mark Sanchez?

>>36557317
that chick is clearly mexican

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>>36557307
I love Sakurako too OP

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>>36557307
Teen love to me is Statutory Rape.

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>>36557307
My first gfs' dad blackmailed me. Jokes on him there was no evidence.

They're both pretty damn ugly

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Fuck off you squinty eyed faggot.

>>36557281
It's a boring sport that no one likes anymore. Also all the players are on steroids so their accomplishments mean nothing. The only good thing is the hotdogs.

People who are insane don't "Realize" they're insane. That is the point, boy.

nothing is ever really nonsense
you just don't know the convergence of atoms that brought about the "jumble" of words

observe:
combustible chafing unlimited sam product
invested courage pulmonary porous lettuce
entranced lotion simplification tragedy proposal
eliminates fastidious regents financially quell
propellant diminishes koala markets orange

not even i know exactly why those pile of words now exists in this thread
if i did, i might be something closer to a god that knows all
but the all-knowledge couldn't be communicated with words, you see, it could only be recreated by reenacting the entire universe from scratch

I have black outs regularly and come to having done something retarded like putting the phone in the fridge so I pretty much already am