what does /r9k/ think of hijabies.
would you convert to islam for her
>>38525901
>convert to islam
>for a thot
i'd rather mainline drano
>>38525901
I am living in a islamist shithole
I fucking wouldn't
>>38526001
what country ? and why do you hate hijabies ?
>manager found the cum closet
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
HR found the stinky marker
>>38525825
why was your manager at your house?
>>38525825
>sister solved the cum conundrum
>be me
>neet
>finally start working
>made some friends
>everyday i go home with a qt female coworker
>she start noticing me, even praised me
>today the boss tell me they need me somewhere else
>HAVE TO START FROM ZERO IN ANOTHER PLACE
why is life so cruel?
>
>playing on the PC
>sister brought her boyfriend
>he's at a 3D modeling college, is honestly a 4/10 and sister describe him as a robot so I expect him not to be a full on normie
>sister also tells me she's a bit awkward around people and she honestly is a bit weird so I feel like she's not a normie too
>hear my door moving
>turn around to see it close immediatly and hear them laugh and whisper "what a loser"
Why do normies do this shit? They love to pretend they're just like you but won't hesitate to mock you any chance they get what the fuck. My sister was the last person I considered a friend because she could relate to me and all of that is thrown in the garbage in one fucking moment because they want to laugh at me. Fuck them fuck them fuck them fuck them.
I confronted her about it when she came in my room to take my DS to play Monster Hunter on it and she pretends that they didn't do that. Why do they do this shit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH GET FUCKED YOU VIRGIN LOOSER KILL YOURSELF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>38525815
You don't deserve friends, you are a robot.
>>38525815
Give her a hug and tell her she's your only friend
How does it feel to have interests and passions? How does it feel to have niche knowledge in a topic?
The other day I heard about a person that has a PhD in film and they were talking about some French documentary maker and how they wrote a book about them. Then it hit me that I will never have such in-depth knowledge of something. I will never be a master of anything. I just want to die.
I have a small grasp of a bunch of things because I become disinterested after a week.
I know that feel anon
>>38526382
Thank you for sharing the feels.
Hey, did you know that living gives you cancer?
>be fat
>be poor
>be ugly, like 2/10
>be uneducated
>have a dull boring life
>no gf
>few friends (the couple i have are fake)
>gonna get kicked out of house soon
>mental issues
>get access to psychiatric help, purely by chance
>through like 2 years manage to get in decent mental health, at least to the point where its manageable
>get a ok job as a part time job as a swimming instructor, which even though it might not seem like much is amazing
>get somewhat fit over the period of 1 year
>swim a lot because its free because of job
>four months later get full time job at the swimming hall
>feel good
>start doing stuff i actually like
>read books
>meditate
>buy decent clothes
>all this is literally a mix of all my possible willpower combined with a huge ammount of luck
>still no gf
>coworkers dont like me
>think im creepy
>still no friends
>schizophrenia starts to creep back
>constantly feel it at the back of my skull now
>tfw you realize that it wont ever get better
bump
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Dude it literally got better than what it was. Who says it won't again?
Calm down lad, we're all gonna make it
sup /r9k/. i am a cyborg and i had about 5 gf's so far. AMA (btw having a gf is overrated)
>>38525636
it's overrated because you've had so many
the more partners a person has the less each one is valued
>>38525678
true that but i then found out that love is not my thing at all
>>38525636
why do you think it's overrated?
I am a net negative to the lives of every person who has ever come in contact with me.
I don't see how you could possibly know that.
>>38525631
anon you're smart
>>38525606
hey, me too. feelsbad
Is bestiality legal where you live?
If it were legal, would you do it?
I wouldn't fuck dogs and shit if it were legal, that's gay, and fucked up
Yes it is legal. Participating in it is legal, watching porn of it is legal but buying porn of it is where it becomes a crime for some reason.
>>38525586
Yes, as long as no animals get hurt.
No.
>burnt corner of mouth with boiling water
>little hives pop up along with a big patch of red
>burn looks like it will last a week or so
>looks like I have herpies
FUCJ FUKC CFJJD
why the fuck was your mouth anywhere near boiling water
>>38525613
I came in here to ask this
>>38525552
i hve a skin discoloration on the corner of my mouth that makes me look like i have herpes 24x7x365.
jsut kill me
>have little sister
>pretty normal little girl, nothing wrong with her at all
>different dad than the rest of us
>her dad is a pretty cool manchild but wasn't really a dad figure
>no idea why my mom fell for him, didn't last long anyway
>also sister had crazy but cool grandparents
>summer 4 years ago
>she goes on vacation to visit her grandparents
>she never comes home
>suddenly mom recives a letter that her dad has taken custody
>she lives with her grandparents because her dad is a crazy, steroid using manchild
>grandparents suddenly become very manipulitive and sinister people
>they give her everything she want so she doesn't wanna come home to mom and the rest of us, and it doesn't help that they're really rich
>talked to the police and child services but they can't really do anything despite how incompetent her dad is
>child services starts "attacking" my mom because my sister apparently told her grandparents that my mom was a voilent alcholic person
>ironic considering my sisters grandma has lsot several jobs due to her drinking and mom rarely drinks
>shit continues for a while and mom has to use lots of money on lawyers for help
>case is going nowhere so after a while it just gets dropped
>last year mom recieved a letter that my sister had changed her name to a boy name
>suddenly she's "transgender"
>just learned today that she's getting hormoes and shit all being payed by her grandparents of course
>this is some kind of insane powerplay of something from her grandparent
>I don't understand why they are doing this since they actually seemed really nice
>We used to have bbq's, go hiking, swimming etc.
>have tried talking to my sister but she just seems insane
>like it's actually like talking to an insane person
>she's probably gonna end up killing herself or something
>if she does I'm honestly going to shot up her grandparents home for killing my sister
fuck, why did they do this? I'd rather have my innocent little sister grow up to be a roastie than this
>>38525533
Just let her die, lad. She's dead to you now.
hahaha your sister is retarded hahaha
it's too late anon just let it go you did all you could do
>go to animal shelter(s)
>see doggy I really like
>can't touch it because muh legal system
>can't adopt it for four days
>call shelter 4 days later
>dog is already adopted
>repeat
why the fuck is it this hard to get an animal companion? my parents just brought home the first one in a basket on the backseat of their car. Being 7yo and meeting your first puppy was fucking magical man
>>38525530
all the dogs i've owned were strays I picked up from the street.
>>38525530
Shelters only give out their good dogs to chads. Seriously, it's a thing.
>>38525581
my parents are adamant about getting a smaller dog as in maltese/terrier but insist that I love the dog because it will go with me when I move out or my parents die.. which ever comes first I guess.
I like siberian huskies and that is a chad dog I think. seen a few available too
This post is for all the /robots/ who smoke weed. Does anyone have one of those friends who brings weed to a gathering (like 3-5 people) and is stingy as fuck? Like they will pack one up for everyone then will pack one and insist on smoking it to their face? Everyone else brought weed and is packing it up to share so, it's not like they are the only person who brought anything. I've known this kid since high school, so ten years and every time it is brought up about them being a stingy jerk, they get offended. Would you just tell them that we all share and they're being rude and should fuck off?
>>38525520
>hey any robots smoke weed with 5 high school friends
I'm not the kind of person who calls out normalfag posts, especially because it isn't even a rule on /r9k/, but you're begging for it.
>>38525520
Why don't you faggots each just roll your own joint / pack your own bowls with your own weed?
Then this wouldn't be an issue. Fucking faggot high schoolers
You don't hang out the smoke weed, you smoke weed while you hang out
Otherwise you deal with high school shit like this
My friends and I personally each roll a joint, of about equal size, and pass them around. OR we each pack our own bong rip.
Rarely when I smoke weed with people do we smoke joints. Bong tokes or even Pipes are much more effective and are easier to pack. If someone doesn't have weed, I'll gladly pack them a bowl. Some people are stingy though, weed is somewhat addictive to some people and they like to keep it too themselves which is fine, I was like that.
How to be a /coolrobot/ but not a normie?
Get a cool coat like that
>>38525518
I have reached this point. You pretty much NEED to have a similar coorobot friend. Then turn off your boundaries. Stop hiding your power level. When one person is autistic and indifferent to how other people view him, he as seen as a lunatic, but when two people do it, they are a force to be reckoned with.
Actual confidence. Don't purposefully exaggerate your autism. Don't have misplaced confidence. Don't pretend you're confident.