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You're really that fucking lonely fag? just wait till you wait home ffs

>>38959730
I do. I have a female friend who does it too. She has a secret little spot where she goes to wank and nap

>>38959796
Lonely no, horny yes

Greentext that shit, you flaming faggot.

Greentext those flames, you shit faggot.

>feel uncharacteristically courageously
>end up being annoying and weird
>go back to being serious and timid

Stop work shaming me I am a rebbel!

>>38959665
today was my first day and I'm 18, jobs are fun but they're cesspools of normies

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i'm 24 and i've never worked a day in my life! my mommy does that for me!

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i just want this fucking nightmare to end

>>38959589
I woke up thinking I was going to die the other day. I was strangely accepting of it.

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There is always another feel to feel

>>38959520
because i'm fucking her in the pussy ofc

>>38959520
Eeeeuuuww

>>38959632
t. Triggered fat white roastie.

>tranny fucker

AIDS test hurry

eggman isnt that ugly

>>38959667
I'd say he's classically ugly

>>38959500
You're supposed to lick it before, so it extends fully, then you put it on like a sock

It only works if a women is within a radius of 1 m of you.

>>38959500
Don't worry you'll never need to.

Maybe switch places with that Guanged fella

>>38959505
Literally, originally, whomst?

>>38959481
>One change at life
>Virgin islands
(you)

>>38959454
I feel ya, bro. Retail/customer service is awful.

>>38959454
Holy shit I predicted this a long ass time ago

>>38959454
What company do you work at lmao that's brutal

>>38959431
Girls are gay, they like dicks

What do you do for a living?
Do you live on your own?

>>38959431
The only reason people will reply to this thread is to either desperately try to get you as a gf, or tell you to fuck off for making a fembot thread.
Why would you want either of those?

>>38959412
NORMREEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOOOOOOOOU

>>38959441
Rick and Morty is /our show/ though.

>>38959412
>reddit likes it so I hate it
incoming copy pastas

2, 4, 6 & 7 please. I'll take Tyrone too later.

>>38959380
No thanks. Seeing all that degeneracy up close would just depress me.

>>38959380
tfw im so desperate for social affection or caring id probably cry if that black friend from school i helped out with math actually cared about me

Accounting or nursing

Fuck being safe, do something you enjoy.

That being said, there's always need for IT people and going into biomechanics -> prosthetics might be a good bet as technology is advancing.

stay undecided until you find one of your classes that you enjoy

>>38959335
The only real love and affection happens in teenage relationships.

Even if you lose your KHVness, adult relationships will pale in comparison.

>>38959351
Probably this. 23KV here. I'm assuming that people become jaded or blase. You kind of know what to expect and you don't become super attached.

How many 20+ people are depressed when they break up?

>>38959351
I would think that teenage love is all based of physical attraction, no? Pernsinalities haven't fully developed yet. But then again I have no experience so I'm probably wrong.

The word normie has been appropriated by edgy Facebook meme accounts

>>38959343
my normie irl acquaintances use the word normie

>>38959352
This is what cultural appropriation feels like