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Does anyone else get nauseous for the first couple hours of being awake when you don't sleep well?
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I've been nauseous because I was dead tired, but not after waking up for any reason other than a hangover.

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So this happened today:

>be me
>at train station
>about to head home
>my train just arrived, it still shows the current station on the destination board
>I enter, find a seat and make myself comfy
>start going through uni notes
>still nobody here, I must have been really early
>suddenly the train starts moving
>it's only the rear part of the train though
>now it says "please exit" on the board
>ohshit.jpg
>go to the front of the train
>it's completely empty
>pray to God that I won't end up on some stabling siding
>it's going really slow and crossing a lot of switches now
>suddenly train stops
>no railway station in sight
>lots of tracks on both sides
>door opens, engine driver comes out
>sees me
>"h-hi"
>asks me what I'm doing here
>I explain how I thought the train would head back into the direction it came from
>she is amused and annoyed at the same time
>says she checked if anybody was inside after the doors were locked
>didn't see me for some reason but whatever
>tells me I fucked up because she can't let me out now
>I'll have to wait until the train returns to the station it came from
>sit there for 20 minutes
>finally it starts rolling again
>once it arrives I jump out and check the destination autistically for a dozen times
>hope none of the other passengers realise I was sitting in an empty train
>another 30 minutes later I'm finally home

trains are dangerous
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hapoened to me before, feeling the autistic life
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>>38277523

>>hope none of the other passengers realise I was sitting in an empty train
>>another 30 minutes later I'm finally home
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>trains are dangerous

I know this semi awkard embarrasing feeling. When something like this happen IJust put poker face and pretend nothing happened. Even if im dying inside, I just rationalize it and realize no one cares or noticed what just happened and its just my paranoia.
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hey OP at least this happened on the way home and not the way to uni. would've been much worse if it caused you to miss classes.

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"And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea. And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband. And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God. And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
And he that sat upon the throne said, Behold, I make all things new. And he said unto me, Write: for these words are true and faithful. And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely. He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son."

gg/T4NeRB
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>>38277501
The bible is so fucking beautiful.
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>>38277501

"Then I saw a great white throne and him who was seated on it. From his presence earth and sky fled away, and no place was found for them. And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Then another book was opened, which is the book of life. And the dead were judged by what was written in the books, according to what they had done. And the sea gave up the dead who were in it, Death and Hades gave up the dead who were in them, and they were judged, each one of them, according to what they had done. Then Death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. This is the second death, the lake of fire. And if anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire."

Now I call to all of those out there reading this: JOIN US and help cleanse this earth of the heretics that walk it. Daily, thousands and thousands just like you across the globe join us in this fight!

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Why 4chan is so comfy? Also, comfy thread.
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>>38486120
Because total anonymity allows you to project your own personality onto the other anonymous posters, which turns loosely themed boards into strange friendships of outcasts with common interests. Eventually that melds into a coherent culture and the outcast group starts coming back for more of the same, familiar bonding.
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>>38486186
City lights can be comfy too. Its funny to consider the 25-30 or so million people going about their lives in this picture.
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>>38486120
>4chan
>comfy
you must be new here :)

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If I lift weights will I become Chad?
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>>38277476
No you'll need to dedicate yourself to the cause entirely diet changes lifestyle changes more then just lifting weights if you want to achieve chad status.
That is of course mostly impossible and extremely costly and time consuming
with no guarantee at the end of it that you'll be any more attractive to women then you are now.

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>tfw the age of consent is 18
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>tfw it doesn't matter cause i'm never going to get laid ever anyway
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>aging manchild
>can only ever see myself being with an equally unexperienced 16-20 year old gf
>age at which this starts to become socially unacceptable is rapidly approaching
not gonna make it lads
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niggas have no patience nowadays

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Who else /dream chad/ here?
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>"Alpha Widow - A woman (typically but not necessarily post-wall) who has been abandoned by an Alpha male. No matter how great her new man is, she will perceive him as failing to meet the standard of the alpha she was previously associated with. Due to hypergamy, a woman cannot date backwards, once she gets say, a male 8, she cannot date below a male 8 and be happy with him. If she does, she is just using said man for resources (BB) and doesn't really love him. Essentially, a damaged woman accustomed to a tier of man she can no longer attract. See "Post-wall" and "Hypergamy."


Is this true, can a woman no longer enjoy a 6 once she has tasted 8 dick?
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>tfw
original thread on the way
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>be me
>up all night watching porn and jerking off without headphones
>at one point the wind blew in and my door opened
>had to get up and close it naked
>didn't know my sister was sleeping in the room right outside my door
>just found out when I got up to take a shower
>she grunted at me to turn the light off
>I'm not sure if she was awake or will even remember anything
>just feel awkward as fuck right now

Anyways is it bad that I kind of want to fap again?
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pls gib shiny pussy gf
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>>38277375
Lol I fucking love this board sometimes.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13389253

Ive wondered: When exactly do you have to be born to be considered an "early 2000s kid"?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEniyIGZa58

Women are not inforior than me...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB6WW0Y11pk

Wonder how it feels to women that they can train their whole life at a sport just to always be beat out by the Highschool or at most College equivalent of the Male team with ease
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>>38277327
This is proof that testosterone is a super hormone.

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anyone else get dizzy when they talk or laugh too much? maybe i'm asthmatic but any time I talk a lot or am laughing more than usual, i get light-headed and out of breath. I'm pretty /fit/ so maybe it is nerves. any ideas?
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Does anybody else on r9k ever get vagina envy?

l'm not sure if l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed...
lt just feels like both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone else here know this feeling?
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>>38277295

>tfw she is either thinking about being raped, blacked or ex boyfriend
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>>38277365
or about the dudes jerking off to the video
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dude stop fucking posting this shit

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How many robots have you built and where did you learn those skills like mechanics and electronics from?
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>>38277278
bumperinorigegano badump a bum bump


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