hey robots, how do you make money at home? need a legit way of doing so
>>34083029
camwhore is the only thing that comes to mind
>>34083055
You discount real whoring. With the added benefit of possible rape/abuse/impregnation/addiction/homicide/stds
>>34083029
Become a graphic designer. My father works from home and makes 100k+/year and is a graphic designer.
What is the easiest way to lose your virginity without paying for a hooker?
losing it ironically
Just say "ayy bby u wan sum fuk?"
>>34082991
If you have the social skills to hire a hooker you can get laid in a bar
So anon, I heard you say you hate women. Do you really feel this way?
How do you respond?
#nexgencrusha
Yes i do.Next question
>>34082870
Who told you that, big titted dumb bitch with kind of a weird face
They're lying, I love bitches
>tfw no bf to listen nightcore with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbrxZgUq_1k
>>34082853
People actually listen to this shit? Holy fuck
>>34084066
Holy shit just fuck off already you normal slime
>tfw you just want a cute bf to cuddle with
Heeere's mommy!
>tfw no mommy gf in this uncaring cold world
How do i achieve mommy gf?
>>34083035
You don't. You just rot away.
Does talk therapy do anything for depression or anxiety? What are your anecdotes on its efficacy or lack thereof? I've tried medications to no avail.
>>34082790
I didnt talk much so I dont know.
>>34082790
The only thing that helped me was actually being commited. Though it sucked so much ass I wouldn't recommend it.
>>34082841
I wish I had voluntarily committed myself some years back when my depression was at its worse. Instead I've done nothing about it and therefore can't get anywhere in life it seems. You would think your family would commit you once they saw you barely eating, sleeping, staying locked in a room all day.
Have you ever made a girl cry?
Also general thread about women crying.
>>34082782
My sister made cookies when I was about 5 and she was about 12 I told her they tasted like shit and she wouldn't stop crying
Feels bad man
When I was 11, I tripped a girl over in school and she scraped up her knees and arms on the pavement. A bit of blood.
She started balling her eyes out and ran to the first aid room.
It's haunted me for years. I have no idea why i did it. Just a stupid, spur of the moment mistake.
She didn't tell on me because I was good looking back then I think. Girls in general treated me very nicely when i was a qt shota.
I once pulled off the pants of a friend of mine accidentally when we were around 10. Saw her vagoo and she started crying like a little bitch.
>drunk out of my mind
>have to go to work in 1 hour
If I miss another day I'm fired for sure. I already went to work drunk 3 or 4 times. Game over man. Game over.
>>34082734
If you're fucked anyway then just keep on drinking OP. Cut your losses.
>>34082734
you should run into traffic and that way you have a reason not to go to work
>>34082734
lmao i went to highschool every morning drunk. just drink some water and snack on something if it gets that bad
>using the main page
>not using the catalog
>>34082700
seriously who the fuck uses catalog?
>>34082754
I use it exclusively.
>>34082700
>not using 4chan X or a similar script
Anybody out there starting to realize how the real world works?
Yes. I'm like 10% of the way in (still above probably 99% of people)
ama i guess
>>34082729
What was the first thing you noticed?
>>34082690
>real world
There is no real world. Everything is superficial.
>NEET
>on welfare
>kissless, handholdless virgin
>never had a gf
>no friends
>no driver's license
>never had a job
>only secondary education
>overweight
>still live at home with parents
>turn 30 this year
>micro-penis
>manlet
>prison gay
>pedo
Who here so far down the rabbit hole that it seems impossible you'll ever get out?
You're almost my mirror image, but I'm younger with no education and not a fat, pedophilic prison gay.
All of that except I'm turning 22 year this year, I dropped out of HS and I plan on getting autismbux to move out.
also I'm not prison gay, just a degenerate that would literally fuck anything.
>>34082777
oh and I don't have a micropenis, however this means nothing as I'm unattractive and I have pearly penile papules.
>stepfather is raping my sister in the other room again
>l can hear her cries
Is it your turn next?
>>34082626
kek origigigigi
>Not joining in
Wow OP once again priving hes a faggot
Guys that call girls "love"
<3
>guys that call girls "vile cunt"
Just fuck me already
>Chads that call girls "love"
>>34082608
You guys hate a fictional archetype so much.
I'm getting that feeling of being the most pathetic being on earth, I can't seem to find a way to compare myself to anything I know, not even in the internet. I don't think I need to mention I don't have a girlfriend, I don't even have friends, probably I actually have autism or some kind of disorder that's provoking me an overwhelming sense of danger, and even though, I'm not capable of seeking help because my insecurity is just wrong, it's really bad.
Also, I just had an "argument" with my father about me doing really shit in college, an argument in which I didn't participate, not because he wouldn't let me, I just stayed shut, I feel shy about everything, but then came the moment I was so broken I just told him I can't do anything, if he was expecting me to change, that it was something I couldn't. I actually told him that, it was really embarrassing and later when I was alone I proceeded to do a mild session of self-harm. All this was a while ago. There's so much things wrong with my life, but I'm not going to type all of them here or I might cause you the greatest brain concussion you'll actually die.
I even get shy in this forum, where people's meant to be losers but are actually cooler than you. I just wanted to rant this, feel ok now, I hope for everyone to have a nice year, good night.
Do you want talk to someone, anon? I think you should. It seems like you have too many things going through your head right now and could use some contact with another being that isn't judging you, even if online.
Send contacts if you want.
>>34082596
Na, not at the time, thanks man.
>>34082560
> doing really shit in college
I never even went to college, I should have graduated last year
>I don't have a girlfriend
check
>I don't even have friends
check
>probably I actually have autism
Overheard my dad telling my grandfather how he thinks I actually have autism
No matter how bad it gets anon, just remember there is always someone more pathetic than you.
I wish I could help you anon, I hope things get better for you
>he unironically considers suicide
What the fuck is up with that robots? I hope none of yall are doing this
>be completely alone, homeless and starving
>just use my immense brainpower to transport my soul/consciousness somewhere warm and nice
>get released from psych ward, violent section
>broke up with fat ex while inside due to delusions
>after 7 years of basically living on my own and having my freedom to NEET it and do drugs/booze have to move in on my mothers couch in her kitchen/living room and live with her 7years older than me foreign bf
>have to leave (to this day) all possessions in EXs apartment and have literally nothing but notepad and 2 pens
>zero money, get bitched at every single day for not having a job, not helping enough, being up at night etc. etc. etc.
>occasionally get kicked out and sleep in sleeping bag under the bridge, freezing and hungry
>do not seriously consider the idea to kill myself at all
Why would you want to suicide you fucking retards? Shit can get all shades of fucked up but as long as you breathe there is at least CHANCE of shit getting better, no matter how unlikely it seems.
There was ONE (1) time i considered suicide (by jumping out the window) and it was ironically when i was still with my (only) EX. The saying
>it is better to be truly alone than to be with someone and feel alone
is not a meme, its completely true.
Suicide is absolutely retarded is all im saying.
There have been millions and millions of people over history who seemingly magically attained perfect life/riches etc. Very often that shit happened entirely randomly. Why would you check out as long as something like that COULD happen to you? And even if it doesnt, you will die sooner or later anyway.
>>34082516
if nobody ever looked out for you and you made just about every mistake one could make and didnt realize until you were well on your way to old age why would you still want to live?
to pick up the scraps and salvage a mediocre existence where you go over and over every mistake you made and how its colored your miserable existence? all your misses? every fuck up? what future is there to look to after a certain age?
so yes anon. i unironically consider suicide.
there are no rewards to aging when your entire youth is an abomination.
>>34082516
Just because you chose not to commit suicide does not mean suicide is a bad choice.
Secondly, the chances of attaining riches,wealth, fame are astronomically low. The percentage of people who reach these heights are probably 1 in 10,000.
Third, for most of us, suffering is guaranteed, while the pleasure you promise is unlikely. Suffering every single day for the off chance you'll magically fall into success is like playing roulette every day on the hope you will roll a Green 37.
>>34082580
>waaaah bad shit happened
>instead of clinging to the faint hope of things getting (somehow) better i give up and wanna die
Are you even human, anon?
We were not given consciousness and the magical power of imagination to just give up.
>>34082632
>chances are astronomically low
>be born on ONE (1) fucking planet out of billions and billions where the conditions for life to exist are JUUUUUST right
>the chances of attaining perfect life are JUST 1 in 10000
>mfw your chances to ever reach adulthood have been for the most part of human history much lower than that
>waaaah better give up