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>>37232412
eggman actually has the more fuckable face, weirdly enough

>>37232412
>using instagram

>>37232412
yes, and send it to eggman

it's okay. there's a ton of spics here illegally though. like the population says 98% white and yet there's spics EVERYWHERE.

It would be improved if arizona had passed that profiling law.

>>37232388
My town has 8000 people, the majority of whom are over 50. There's nobody my age.

No transit or bike lanes. Population is getting pretty old. Nothing fun to do.

How about no. Take this to /pol/ for fucks sake and leave my board.

>>37232350
You're right. We shouldn't discriminate against our own kind no matter their skin colour or beliefs. A normie is a normie indeed, and a robot is a robot, and that should be the only difference that matters.

>>37232350
High quality thread wow.

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Bump

I keep refreshing the missed connections page on Craigslist hoping that she was interested and I didn't make myself look like a autistic retard. What can I do to make me forget I ever did this?

>>37232222
>>37232383
I feel you dude, except I usually just don't say anything. This is what I wish I could do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTxHzcbEpJQ

Why would you talk to anyone ever

>>37232092
how have they failed you?
my sister told me something like that too, it's hard to say because i don't know what successsful parents are supposed to be like

>>37232092
You are not a failure anon, there are worst people out there.

>>37232092
Yeah sure, but I'm a 30 year old adult.

They failed me, but after a while it's like okay I'm in charge of my own life now and my failures are my own. I can't always go back to them being retards when I was a kid and teenager.

>>37231860
>>>/soc/
Here bro, just in case you didn't know that there is a board entirely devoted to this topic, I've linked it above.
You're welcome :)

>>37231904
Soc is full of normies i prefer this board

>>37231904
board redirects go in /r/

also, you can post virtually anything in /r/ as long as you phrase it as a request, I have no idea why that board hasn't become a funposting mecca yet

also fuck /soc/ I got banned from there for frogposting

>>37231849
That is a normal redhead girl, and not coppercab, your attempt to imply otherwise has failed. Take your bait and leave this place.

>Has anyone been following coppercab since her transgender announcement?
yes

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fuck off op

orighak

I like mine a lot

they're the best things in the world

>>37231835
damn I wish mine looked like that

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dear Dan,

i'm sorry things didn't work out. ive reached out countless times the last 10 months and still nothing. I tell my friends to message you for me and you just tell them to mind their business. I loved you. I really did. I se your car all the time and the other day when I honked was the first time ive gotten a reaction out of you in months. whats going through your head? I just wannabe there for you because you don't have anyone besides your 2 friends. are you just tourturing me? or do you sincerely hate me? I still cant getpassed my feeling I wish I could. anyways, I got drunk the other night. my bestfriend of 10+ years kissed me on the mouth , a few times. it felt good to finally kiss somebody else. nowim super confused and just want to know why you left. why to this day you wont speak to me? I'm trying to move on but I love you. I do. fuck. stop being so sperggy and answer me please!!

I need you to need me

>>37231731
Dear J,

I hope you aren't still with your family

fuck off billy tim

>>37231704
sorry you're way too ugly for me. i mean i'm ugly too but think about what people will think and say about us in public. you understand right?

>>37231704
Talk to me when your oils aren't worth a fortune, whale.

fuck off ya underage rice monkey

>>37231700
Good god Japanese people are so fucking ugly

>>37231700
Why is she wearing her indoor lingerie instead of her outdoor lingerie?
I hope she calls me fat American while she pounds me with a strap on and sings the japanese battle cry when I cum in my bowl.

it is a normie filter to keep out isolated rejects such as yourself, don't hate the playah (ralphs) hate the game (society)

>>37231518
Whats stopping me from lying through my teeth on the resume then

just lie and lie, writte your own rec and make some friend of got family sign it, everyone does it, they aint going to hire the FBI to see if you are lying

>>37231406
Drugs are all I have to distract me from the intense loneliness.

>>37231406
LSD is not degeneracy you are just grouping together listless hippies as the soul users.. LSD is a great drug, when used properly.

>>37231406
because no one gives a shit about "degeneracy", because in order for them to give a shit about it, the thing they're forsaking it for would have to give a shit about them

>muh WN potato paradise
that's for queers and memelords. also communes don't work
>muh state pride
the state would burn me for fuel if it could, and you expect me to spend time and utils for its sake? are you fucking stupid?
>muh church
there's nothing in the bible about taking acid, prove me fucking wrong

meta-organisms give a fuck about people as hosts and that's fucking it. if you want me to give up adderal and glue-huffing for the sake of fucking cthulhu, you can blow

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Some flour? Don't mind the clumps. I think they were always there.

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I brought dis. Mommy says you need this for delicious tendies

>>37231389
SIFT YOUR FUCKING FLOUR YOU FOOD ILLITERATE

Firstly, once a robot, forever a robot.

What are your stats?

>education
>age
>job
>how many friends?
>how close are you to your friends?
>do you lift?
>do you fap?
>salary/wage

Maybe you can think of more.

One more question. What exactly was the turning point? What led up to it? How did you force yourself against the gradient?

>>37231687
>Firstly, once a robot, forever a robot.
Sadly, yes. BUT you can still make changes

>What are your stats?
>education
college
>age
27
>job
finance
>how many friends?
hard question - there are about 15 different people I'd be willing to do something with just us 2. probably triple that equals my normal group of acquaintances outside of work
>how close are you to your friends?
not very, unfortunately. a major downside of changing your life is losing touch with your old friends, and making friends with people you don't really share a common thread with. that being said, i do do a lot of stuff with these friends.
>do you lift?
never
>do you fap?
2-5 times a week
>salary/wage
~100k in 2016
>Maybe you can think of more.
still here another 30 mins or so
>One more question. What exactly was the turning point? What led up to it? How did you force yourself against the gradient?
had my first taste of independent life via a semester abroad. loved it. also realized i was terribly unprepared for the real world. had months of miserable self-introspection.
motivated me to change everything about myself. i forced myself to change by ignoring all my inner sensibilities and throwing caution to the wind multiple times a week, for years. just took every opportunity i had to do different things, even if i didnt want to. i was uncomfortable most of the time for those 4 years.

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>>37231322
>I will do retarded reddit shit instead of just using a tripcode

checks out