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get the hell out here normie

>>34885639
You get the hell out of here normie. OP is a lonely virgin, you're a Chad bully. Go suck a cock faggot.

REEeeeeeeeeee

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>>34885699
>Engage in many well respected hobbies/interests
>Consider myself quite well-read and cultured
stop defending the normies REEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee

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Daily reminder I am a gamer and you are inferior

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>>34885594
Who iz you

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Please pray for our veterans this valentines day

Missionary

:stopmute:

Prone bone, and you can lean down for a minute and press your cheek against her side-turned face and french her, making her reach her tongue out to the side to meet you. Make her feel like a dumb doll cock pleaser, helpless as she lies there flat being ground into in that submissive position. Your pelvic weight presses into her asshole region which is good too for making her feel more degraded.

lying down on your bed and masturbating while crying.

No, my parents never tried to instill any religious beliefs in me and I've never cared to try to find religion on my own.

If God isn't real then super advanced aliens are. It's quite a likely possibility when you crunch the numbers.

>>34885597
Humans are as close to aliens and gods as you'll find.

>>34885529
kek'd

But sad, I'm just like this pic related, should I need to stop doing such things?

>>34885529
What an unbelievable bitch

>>34885529

Jesus Christ.
That physically hurt me just to read it. Can't imagine if I was that dude.
I think the only way a man can be this pathetic and allow himself to get BTFO like this is if he secretly has a fetish for it or something.

>>34885528
You're taking the bluepill
If you are on the early days of antidepressants, STOP THEM NOW, eat healthy organic food, fresh organic meat and drink plenty of water, you will feel better doing that than been on a Jewish antidepressant pill

>>34885528
if they work for you thats good. but the made im into a raging mess. i started hating everyone and myself, and i flew off the chain at the drop of a hat.

>>34885752
Listen to this poster he knows better than any doctor or psychiartrist.

Not only that he brought up Jews in an unrelated conversation, which is always a good sign and not paranoid at all.

>>34885528

Sarcasm aside, the advice about food is pretty sound and you should be eating like that regardless. Godspeed anon.

What is the other option?
>man up
>do something
>solve you're problems
Gee thanks OP.

Jokes on you, I've come to enjoy my suffering.

>4chan
N*rmies
>anime
Utter n*rmies
>Gaming
Ultr-r-r-ra n*rmies
Is there something that normies dont touch?

Not a single thing in your retarded rant was true.

>Tfw two metres tall
>Nice round number
>Noticeably taller than average
>Work out so I don't look lanky
I did it, I won the genetic lottery!
I'd ask for my prize, but I already got the gf so I'm good

>>34885070
first post nails it.

Shit thread is shit.

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I get primo twink booty so speak for yourself, faggot

so true, unless you are the twink

>>34885005
All guys in the pic are so ugly i feel disgusted just looking in their subhuman faces.
If that is what you consider "Primo" you should consider suicide

>>34884934
It takes them a long time to respond. Shy of that, I don't really care. But I don't want to wait 5 minutes to get a reply with as many sentences.

They keep rimming it

>>34884934
Everything is alright, m8, don't worry

My teeth are already white, but crooked as fuck and no money to fix, so fuck it

>HIGH FLUORIDE

Fluoride is poison and should be avoided at all costs

>>34884944

Start saving up, roasties find straight teeth super hot

None.
All of them are ugly.

originally reported and saged

>>34884928
thanks, you just confirmed i am not gay after all

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>>34884889
>be me
>18,average looking,last year of highschool
>Valentines day
>they organize an "Anonymous Love Letter" service
>during lunch recess,everyone goes downstairs (school has 3 floors) to write a message or two
>during lesson,the organizers begin coming into classes to deliver letters
>I receive a prank letter
>fuck.jpg
>All the Chads of my class get letters and one of them got like 8 or 9 letters
>I still managed to give a small Valentines day card to one of the girls in my class
>she was happy
>doubt.png
>go home and spend my day eating KFC and playing emulated NDS and PS2 games
I know that girls dont like me for my previous year autism but I tried to be as much of a normie as I can this year to get a bit of sympathy or even at least a friendly relationship with them. IDGAF if I get friendzoned,at least I will have a girl that I care about and she about me.

>>34884889
This is what you get for chasing normie girls when you aren't a normie.
I asked a robot to be my Valentine and he only grunted in return after I made heart shaped French toast for him for breakfast.
>why should I date a broken girl
Why should a normal girl date a broken man?

>>34885052
Sounds pretty harsh.
are you really a girl or just trolling?

>>34884859
>fucking a pretty, thin, slim, intelligent cuteboy.

I could only dream

She isn't a homosexual male (bear). That's my best guess.

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> her bf is over 135 lbs and doesnt drive a miata
Stacy slut detected

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Stop showing your penis to random people

>>34884806
I didn't. I'm guessing it was because I was skipping people "too much". It's not my fault I have to skip all the people that jerk off, just stare at you, or blackbox and don't say anything.

>If you got banned for no reason, sorry! Mistakes happen, it won't last forever.

Or you could just NOT FUCKING BAN ME FOR NO REASON

>>34884788
Just change your IP you nonce