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A couple of hours ago I smeared peanut butter on my penis and let my dog lick it off until I ejaculated, hands free. Am I still a virgin? Or something worse?
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No, you're still a virgin. Though if you had penetrated your dog you would no longer be a virgin.
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>>37654743
thats really fuckin gross
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>>37655214
Norman detected, leave immediately
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I made a Chad tinder account, told girls to meet up, and just left them stranded.
HAHAHA
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Now women can finally know what rejection feels like. 'tis a great day.
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Keep doing it. It's what they deserve. Make sure they need to drive a long time.
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Lol dont just stop at your city, make more accounts and hit every major city.
I would but no phone.
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What are some other stereotypical names for alpha males aside from "Chad"? What about beta cucks and numales?
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Tad obviously
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Wesleytotally not my name
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Stephen, and only with a ph.
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Favorite Artist/Music 2017-06-12 03:04:52 Post No.37654552
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need to hear R9k's Music
>Favorite Artist
Andrew Bird
>Favorite song/songs 1. https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLJNbijG2M7Ozo5LAVr_1_IHRMcUIsJK7x&v=o5jvor_5YWY
2. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hlKKdBR_ZWw
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>Favorite artist
Nothing But Thieves (alt rock)
>Favorite song
Promise by Ben Howard (comfy slow folk)
https://youtu.be/X2zcG3bcuMI
https://youtu.be/CVUOTzoVeZA
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>>37654953
Andrew Bird is amazing too
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WATCH THAT PUSSY NIGGA RUN WHEN I SWANG FIST
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Why is the girl I like so much so shitty? There are so many out there that are better than her and yet I can't stop loving her.
>thinks that since she went to an arts college she is better than everyone
>still talks to her ex
>disrespectful
>crazy
>unattractive
>cheater
Why do I like her? How can I get over her?
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>>37654425
You fuckin tell me nigger, why do you like her? Unattractive and cheater is all I would need to stop liking somebody.
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>>37654444
I don't know, could it be my brain just settling for her since it knows I won't get anyone better?
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>>37654425
all of those reasons separately are enough to drop a girl anon
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Well lads, this is it. I've had enough of life. I thought my life was improving. But it's just getting worse.
>failing and dropped out of uni
>lost my job due to panic attacks
>debt is increasing
>oneitis ghosts me after I was her emotional tampon for a year
>no friends
>crippling loneliness
After numerous failed suicide attempts, years of depression, and trying every fucking day to cope on my own I just can't anymore.
I'm about to drive myself to the psychiatric hospital and tell them how suicidal I feel. I feel so pathetic but I don't know what else to do.
Is there anything I should know about hospitals in advance? Should I refrain from telling them everything? What can I expect?
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>>37654422
>emotional tampon
top kek lad
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>>37654422
Would you feel better if you had a qt wolf gf to fart at you all the time?
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>>37654422
Don't feel bad anon here i draw something for you
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is there any form of romance more pure than lesbians?
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I love girls all the girls near me are tumblr lesbians and I hate it
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>>37654413
yeah try normal romance between a man and a woman lmao stop watching porn animes loser
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>>37654432
the ones near me are all fat or loads older than me (age 50+). where you at?
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new bf/gf thread!
post your dream gf or bf
pic related
>me
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>post your dream gf or bf
>posts selfDoesn't take much to think
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PLZ EXIST
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>>37654391
>that much info for yourself
you're not as interesting and underappreciated as you think you are, nerd.
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>tfw on my period (male)
>cramping up like fuck
>catch a mood swing and bitch out my gf
>she won't talk to me now
what do?
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>>37654232
>>tfw on my period (male)
Sorry, what?
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>>37654455
when you cycle progesterone it emulates having a period minus the bleeding :)
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>>37654455
>cramping up like fuck
But you don't have ovaries? How can your ovaries cramp up and contract if you don't have any? Also, part of what makes women have such a shitty mood on their period is the fact their fucking vagina is shittying blood everywhere. If you even fucking sit wrong for a few minutes blood starts staining your fucking clothes. It's literally like constantly shitting yourself. Except you don't even have the nice advantage of a little asshole, but a fucking wide opening where blood can trickle down your vulva, or back towards your ass and come out anywhere it seems to fucking please.
Also apologize you stupid fuck. How the fuck did you get a gf with your fucking lunacy?
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>tfw moths in my room
What's the best poison to kill these fucks?
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>>37654207
>not crushing them with your own hands
What kind of faggot art thou?
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Moths are cute tho and they keep you company. Just try to not get many, just one. Kill the rest by crushing them under your boots. Also try to not get them drunk on light. For all they cuteness moths arent really smart.
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>tfw no mothballs gf
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We post post our favorite albums and explain why. 2017-06-12 02:36:19 Post No.37654102
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My favorite album has to be "You Will Never Know Why" by Sweet Trip.
from the album cover down to the tracks this album delivers a deafening blow of feels while keeping up an upbeat sound without any hint of sadness unless listening to the lyrics closely.
The Album cover in conjunction with the name has the theme of suicide, something that I assume most robots think of in a daily basis, I found it quite tasteful.
The Track "Darkness" is by far the best in the album, the lyrics are blunt and hard hitting giving the listener the sad black truth of a destroyed relationship and the thoughts that occurs to everyone in their lives that has loved.
This album by far deserves several listens to anyone that is an avid dream pop fan.
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The Impossible Kid by Aesop Rock
becasue it's pretty fucking good and deals with topics like isolation and loss that i can get down to bc im a fukin loser
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One of my favorite has to be Framing Armageddon by Iced Earth
Effectively tells a tale of a sentient race that inhabited earth before humans arrived. The race foresaw a 'Space Virus' coming for their planet, and the space virus was humans.
Keeping it short, they pretty much get slaughtered except for a couple thousand of them locked away in the mountains, and they succeed in wiping the memory of all the humans on earth, and this is the origin of man on earth.
The precursor race pretty much uses what little power they have to form human history, creating religions and ideologies with which to divide the human race on earth for ages.
If not for the story, the music in incredibly badass and a majority of the songs on it gives me shivers down my spine. The vocals in combination with the instruments makes for a very powerful and moving album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5btOEuf6G3Y
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I think The Wall is my favorite (not the one i listen the most, that would be Wish You Were Here). Imo TW is a brilliant work from Pink Floyd, but principally Roger Waters. The album explores a lot of social and psychological issues one can have while growing up, ones which i identify myself with. From dad dying when you're still young to a woman leaving you and neglecting love. Also i love the live performances, they really give the album a very good image. Masterpiece is the most adequate word to describe it
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>tfw sexually attracted to boys who look like girls
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aren't you a special fucking snowflake?
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Just fuck a dude
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>>37654025
Where did his balls go
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Barron Trump is 6'2
How does it feel to be shorter than an 11 year-old?
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>>37653951
God, he's so cute.
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This kid hasn't even hit puberty yet. He is going to reach Comey heights by the time he's 16.
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>>37653951
Kid dresses like a fuckin dork. Probably has 0 friends lmao
Comfy General.
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Post Comfy Media/Pictures/Links
Tell me what you're doing/drinking/eating/reading
Try and keep things non-political and non-shitpost. Be kind to eachother. We try to encourage everybody to have good feels even if they're feeling bad.
Get settled get cozy and /COMFY/
comfy is a good feeling of wanting to exist in the moments of absolute bliss you find from experiences or in pictures you like. comfy is subjective but there's a few trends you can whittle it down to.
>nature images
>skylines
>urban aesthetics
>warm colors
>rural houses/landscapes
>the aesthetic of rain or other weather
>VHS filters, 90's aesthetic images, or cyberpunk
>interior design
composition is very important when it comes to creating an aesthetic picture (obviously)
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I'll bump with a little bit of Klimeks
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>>37654725
Forgot the fucking song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_ojUfd_1e0
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I should expand my collection a bit, only got a few
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How do I become nicer 2017-06-12 02:22:57 Post No.37653882
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So I noticed most people here have problem that they are too nice to people and get used but I discovered I have the opposite problem, I am often rude and make inappropriate remarks without realizing it.
Does anyone have the same problem? What should I do?
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>>37653882
Think before you speak. Consider that if you're making a statement that will hurt someone else that it is always an inappropriate statement. People remember emotions. If people go away from their interaction with you with a negative emotional response then they're going to remember only feeling bad with you.
If people feel bad enough with you they'll stop spending time with you. Eventually you'll be in the same horrifying state (mentally) of being thrown out of your village at midnight - crying, naked, and afraid of the real beasts. Be kind to people. It always works out in your favor in the long run and you'll actually feel content with yourself.
Can you specify how you're not nice at all?
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I suffer from assholism too, and the answer is just "find people who can deal with your bullshit" and "apologize often".
It feels like I'm subjecting my friends to an abusive relationship by being mean, then apologizing later when I'm less angry, but there's not much else to do. I try my best to make sure they know I really do care about them even if I get extremely annoyed easily. It's a character flaw you need to work around and manage, and while I've gotten better as I got older, I still get mad often.
Just do your best.
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>>37654005
you could get a reminder tatoo on your forearm doesnt even have to say anything obvious. a simple be kind today.