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i dont know either, OP. I suppose it's a status symbol. Gets your parents off your back, makes you feel 'wanted'. Gives you a confidence boost. It's what I got from the sole gf I had. Didn't really make me feel any better aside from those things though

>>36719526

Because you can't wank off your heart

>>36719551
Good thing my heart is a block of ice

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>>36719486
I mean, just because they post something on their social media doesn't warrant shaming

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to be fair none of them have very nice asses

>>36719486
>i want attention but do not want to look thirsty
>only hot guys are allowed to compliment my ass
First time seeing normies?

never since I'm pure and not a boy slut!

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>>36719464
You do realize there's nothing stopping anyone (myself included) from printing their own shirts with the same design and selling them for a lower price, right?

>>36719464
I'm not a huge fucking faggot, so I'm merger getting one.
Choke on semen and die pls

The 'loner' stereotype appeals to them because they enjoy the idea of garnering sympathy from some 'perfect' girl of a similar lonely background. Memes attract them. They break up with their first girlfriend, blab about it on a feels thread on /b/ (when they aren't browsing FB porn threads/rekt threads, the only shit they look at) and then some faggot tells them to go to /r9k/- and here they are.

I think they relate to us, and at some level want to be like us, knowing that their life could have been the same way.
Sort of like To Catch a Predator.

>>36719402
because they grew old and lame, and found our super cool kid internet hideout and wanted in on the action.

just direct them to /b/ until further notice. it's mandatory hazing

>>36719347
Thats a shame, say something next time

Yes you can. You can learn to stop reaching for your anger.

>>36719364

I always ask what "acting black" means and the subject dies. Every time.

>>36719374

I don't follow

>>36719338
Since MBTI is just astrology it doesnt matter.

bumpin er rinor

>>36719369
Finally someone realizes. Happy to see an anon that's not fucking retarded here.

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i want sauce on the picture and i WANT IT NOW

>>36719331
Pinche gabacho, you don't know what you ask for!

They are not women, they are harpies!

>>36719331
This is a hard thing to ask for. Latinas will definitely dominate a submissive man, as they despise weakness, but they will only fill the role of the man in the relationship and fuck other guys on the side for sexual pleasure, they won't dominate you in any sexual way.

>>36719273
They don't have jobs because they don't exist.

>>36719273
I have absolutely zero skills and terrible social anxiety.

>>36719273
I don't need one, I have no need for money

>>36719236
Women only love genetically superior men.
Men can love any type of woman.
There's still hope for even the ugliest of women. Even downie women get normal guys as bfs and husbands.

Are you saying females can't into output? Inferior.

The system is MUCH more forgiving for women though. Even a 4/10 has her orbiters, meanwhile a 6/10 dude that doesn't "get out there" won't see any pussy in his life

Yeah, ok, that's a bizarre desire to want to kill yourself over.

why not?

anduril comment

You'll never see it coming.

>>36719174
A nice good pounding and a big warm load in your boipussy. That's what you need.

;^)

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>>36719267
Nah I think that's what I will give YOU after you wake me up with a wet blowie

Is this the worst meme of 2017 /r9k/?

>>36719148
Get on Fin now and safe up for a hair transplant.

>>36719148
>I'm so pathetic I can't do it
Just fucking JUMP, it's not hard, retard.

Also when will manlets finally learn?

>>36719148
just start taking finasteride

> sam hyde
> charming

You need to re-evaluate your role models.

>>36719104
you've never seen him interact with people, he's an amazing conversationalist. Worked as a car salesmen.

And he's a great role model that's not a stupid thing to say. Only thing seperating a lot of us from being like him is our weak minds.

look down on everyone but don't show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Y3c6Ecp8k

his mother being a porn star is somehow the least of his problems

>>36718982
>>36719040
who's his mom? origin

>>36718982
sex workers should be sterilyzed by law, men included

There really is something magical about them.

talking to women is annoying and I always end up ghosting them, I wish I was gay tbqh

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>>36719060
Kek, get a load of this cuck over here.