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Post stories if you have them ladies.
>Be me, 3 years ago
>16f
>Befriend vidya youtuber through networking
>Really kick it off, but he's 22 and I really only thought about him as a friend
>Thought that because he was well known and respected, he would have many friends and potential gf's.
>I really only talked to him because I was excited about being friends with someone well known, but then again he was really nice to me and I did enjoy his company
>One day, we end up exchanging hentai to each other. Things got pretty heated...
>End up sending him photo's of my feet and bellybutton. Wasn't really comfortable with sending anything more.
>After that, he wants to VC. Asks me to dom for him o.o
>Wants me to shame him and things like that. Even thinking about it now makes me cringe.
>Wants to play out some kind of imouto ERP.
>Have no idea how this is meant to be played out.
>Improvise at first while he carries the flow of conversation.
>Achieve improved form when we RP femdom.
>Make him cum in under thirty seconds.
>Starts telling me things like he loves me and stuff, wanting to meet up and things like that.
>What we actually just did dawns on me. I had never even seen a willy up until that point and didn't really know what I was doing.
>Leave call, hyper embarrassed.
>Panic roll a joint and smoke it outside.
>End up slumped on my desk, head wrapped in arms.
>Somehow just start crying out of nowhere.
...
>1 week later I blackmailed him about the recording for $1500.
>5 months later, I blackmailed him again for another $500
>3 months later I did the same thing for another $250
>1 month later I did it again for another $250
>1 month later I did it again for another $250
He was pretty rich and successful anyway.
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I forgot to mention I started recording the Skype call as soon as we started VC'ing so I could prove to friends that I was in fact friends with the guy because none of them believed me and I didn't want to come off as needy by asking to VC with said youtuber in the first place.
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did you buy yourself something nice?
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>>36042567
So typical.
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>scratch balls
>smell fingers
Is there a better smell?
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>>36042491
bunghololioloioriginal
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>>36042491
what about spicy farts you make yourself?
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>>36042491
Scratching your anus without wiping
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Why do women always take pictures like this?
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>>36042454
Whenever people (guys do it too) take a pic like that it's to show both their face and the background
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>>36042454
Because THEY MUST be the center of attention
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WTF is it with fucking face piercings. So fucking disgusting.
Turns a 8/10 slut into a 5/10.
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>be me
>female
( dw dw just lemme finish )
>masterbate 3-4 times a day
>virgin
>sick of masterbating,(almost) ruining my life
is it possible for a female to do nofap?
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>>36042343
yes
be my gf so we can stop together
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>>36042371
>>36042343
shit i fucked upso we can stop togetherand start having sex
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>>36042343
What do you fap to?
Any toys?
Also pls be my nympho gf
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I want you to try something r9k.
Next time you masturbate, put your finger or some object in your butt and move it around.
Make sure the object is lubed up/wet so it doesn't hurt. You can use your precum for that.
The closer you get to orgasm, the more the muscles around your anus contract, and you clench up.
Stimulation of the muscles around your anus, relaxes those muscles.
Since you can't climax with relaxed muscles, every time you get close, the anal stimulation fights it.
The two feelings keep fighting one another, until eventually you do climax and its much much more intense.
Be prepared to cleanup, since a lot is coming out.
You're welcome.
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>>36042318
>Be prepared to cleanup, since a lot is coming out.
I hope you mean "a lot of semen" by that. Since I'm not German enough for the other... stuff coming out of me.
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>>36042318
First anal experiences are usually painful because the anus is inexperienced. No idea why you would recommend it to others since it takes a lot of dedication and time to actually feel the good part of it, hence people sticking it in the pooper, having a stronger ejaculation but not really feeling well with it.
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>>36042345
Yes, semen. And precum. Loads of both.
Make sure you don't have to pee or shit.
>>36042382
It's not really painful if its lubed up properly and the object is small enough.
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Anyone here work from home? 2017-04-05 02:18:20 Post No.36042281
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Anyone here work from home?
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Any of you actually make a living and do something productive at home while remaining a robot? Surely if yes then you must be self employed. Not talking about pic related, something actually legit.
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I day trade BTC to live with a target yield of 1% gains per day. Been doing it for a while now, I also run a business at the same time.
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>>36042281
I live in Canada and play online poker full time / have done so for 6 years.
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>>36042281
Not op but joining to the question.
I always think about running something good to get ez money but the only thing I could think of is faking snuff movies, and that takes a lot of effort, risk and payment questions.
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>obnoxious idiots who pretend to care more when animals die than people to show off their edginess and toughness
How can someone be so predictably retarded?
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>>36042246
>someone runs over a dog
what a piece of fucking shit
>someone runs over someone else
oh well probably deserved it
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I don't think they're pretending- their shitty life experiences are just so fucked that they've perceived all human interactivity as slights against them.
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While people are the dominant species, animals are always innocent. That's why it's a shame when a dog gets killed in an accident, but not when someone gets the death penalty. It's based on the situation mate
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Robots, you guys are smart, could you explain how to solve this for me? Find the value of a + b + c + d + e
And I'm not underage, just stupid
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>>36042235
two eighty
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>>36042273
Don't meme at my struggle
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are there any dutch qt robots? 2017-04-05 02:14:08 Post No.36042231
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are there any dutch qt robots?
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i'd be too nervous to meet. just want to know if there is still hope
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>>36042231
I will move to Europe and speak dutch if it gets me a decent gf.
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Kankerhomo rot op ofzo.
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>>36042231
6'0 of opkankeren
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>sat in collage
>person on the computer in front of me leaves for a minute
>see that they are working on computer code
>see that its a big ol' long code
>go over and randomly replace a 0 with a 1
whos feeling /DEVILISH/ today
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>>36042230
>go into supermarket
>get trollyfull of items
>get cashier to scan them
>say i forgot my wallet and leave
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>>36042230
>go on /MLP/
>post thread saying Steven Universe is more popular than MLP
SOMEBODY STOP ME
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>>36042230
>go to houseparty
>unplug the freezer while everyone is wasted
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Currently listening to pic related .
Does R9k like it ?
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Lol weird ass album. First one is my favourite, third is my second favourite.
Really great band but I can't love them like I used too. Listened to them in high school after The Rev from a7x died.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITEDFYdLHFA
I think anyone would appreciate this album. You have probably never heard anything like this before (if you've never heard of Mr.Bungle).
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>>36042197
SWEET CHARITY
If a comic was made about you, which drawing style would you like it to be with?
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i have a feeling most people like this style
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>>36042150
Something so abstract, noone would know it was me.
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>>36042150
preferably something that captures how uneventful and depressing my life is then have a build up towards change only to have it crushed and paranoia and flat out insanity as the final chapters.
What do you do when you think a girl likes you?
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>>36042126
Beat around the bush and sperg out
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>>36042143
this
what are you, some kind of fucking normie?
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>>36042126
Freak out and avoid her
>IT'S ANOTHER 'HELLO, IM PREGNANT, CAN I HAVE YOUR SEAT'
NO, YOU CANT, IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM IF YOU FUCK WITH A CHAD AND I DONT CARE IF CHAD DOESNT WANNA BUY A CAR FOR YOU
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>>36042106
I'm too much of a wimp to not let somebody else have my seat, but fucking this.
Pregnant whore shouldn't have got knocked up by an asshole without a car.
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>>36042106
That's when you go for the cunt punt.
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>>36042106
I just show them my disabled ID
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My dog is never happy to see me anymore
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take them for more walks
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>>36041994
if you dont actively play with/walk your dog and keep it inside it will get depressed desu
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>dog howls with less and less stimuli
>now just calling out a name in the house sets his dumbass off
>can't listen to any accordion, harmonica, theremin or clarinet music or songs with drawn out notes held by vocalists