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I'm a girl(female) and I'm making this thread just to see how many (you)s I get.
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>>34479004
I'll give you a (You) but I prefer girls that are (male)
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This is now a transportation thread. Post comfy vehicles.
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>>34479552
Some dude was tossing out a couple bikes last Spring
I grabbed one of them that just had a bad tube and a slightly bent back axle
Took off the rear brakes and changed the tube
Put on a comfy seat and a bike light
Wonderful bike
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Rules:
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-use of "originality" is prohibited
lets play
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i'll start us off. try not to get too lost in my vernacularial woods.
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some may say 65 characters is too little, but I beg to differ.
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>>34478977
I love my own personality
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I need some good movies like pic related my robot friends, my Saturday sucks and i need a distraction
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>>34478976
That's my favorite movie. It's got it all. Autism. A pretty Indian girl. Math. Computers. Jews. Comedy. It's got everything you could ever want, except color. I think they should have made the choice to make everything colored after he drills his brain.
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This movie should be required viewing for all who browse
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eraserhead, mulholland drive, blue velvet, all david cronenberg movies, etc
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share stories of roasties gettin rekt
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>in a GPA recovery course
>there's an "alt" girl
>she's a cute
>notice she's getting chatted up by chad
>he lives on my floor
>yesterday evening
>on my way to light up
>her, the chad, and two other chads get in the elevator with me
>she's loving their attention
>her obnoxious bpd mouth is going nuts
>come back and chill in my room
>a couple hours pass and I hear screaming
>lol wut
>look outside
>she's running from the room putting her clothes on
>see them titties
>dey alright
>the three chads come out yelling at her mostly naked
>lol
>doing laundry today
>waiting on the elevator
>it opens and she gets out with a beta obiter
>decide to wait and see what happens
>yelling starts instantly
>she says shit like "I said no"
>"I'm not a whore, I'm not gonna let all of you fuck me!"
>eventually they leave
>looks like she left her jacket and her wallet or something
lol
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>alt girl
>Roastie
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>>34479074
all girls are roasties you beta
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>>34478964
>girl gets raped
>i appreciate that
r9k is now Cuckland
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>listen to the radio
>90% of the songs are love songs
>don't understand what the artists are singing out
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>>34478949
Stop listening to the radio. Problem solved.
>That'll be $500
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>>34478949
I think 99% of all songs are either or both party and love songs.
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Subscribe to a streaming service like Spotify and listen to what you want to. You're limiting yourself by only listening to the radio.
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>See Brittany on the HWNDU stream
>See her reee and start to get feelings inside of me, the same feelings I haven't had since my last crush in like 3rd grade
>She says "orbiters unite" on the stream and I start to feel embarrassed because I realize what I'm becoming
>She's talking to guys she says are cute
>Had always made fun of orbiters but I just can't help it
I-I think I love her and it hurts
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remember to watch her streams and give her money :^)
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>>34478988
dear lord please stop me you don't understand how this feels
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>>34479016
remember to follow her twitter, and both of her instagrams
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Am i robot or a normalfag? 2017-01-28 09:25:15 Post No.34478773
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Am i robot or a normalfag?
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>Normal fag act: Visited my friend at his uni and went to the club 4 nights out of the 6.
>Robot act: Didn't get with anyone- too scared to go up to any of the girls
>normalfag act: Talk to this girl everyday
>Robot act: have never met her (though shes a friend of a friend
>Normalfag act: girl invited me out to hit the club today
>Robot act: She invited me yesterday to go today but hasn't sent me a text yet
The final thing i think that legit defines me as a robot is well..I go on 4chan everyday
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>Talking to a girl every day
get out
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>>34478773
You're a normie, or cyborg at worse. I thin you'd be better off on r/foreveralone or something
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>>34478773
Just a low tier normie, but still a goddamn fucking normie get out of this board and never come back.
Having real people who aren't your parents or mental assistant is already too much of redflag.
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What does the inside of a real vagina feel like?
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snot and pebbles
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A really wet eggroll
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put your finger in your nose when it is very snotty
congratulation
you have experience sex
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jesus /r9k/
i had really terrible dream.
probably most terrible dream i ever dreamed
i dreamed about missed girl from middle school that i one loved(she was introspective and intelligent.) and
i decided confess after school festival
so i asked her meet later and she was accepted
but she's father comes and take her to church
so i waited her and meet him and her i said i love his daughter but he's dad said "i'm gonna accept your relation ship if you pass my test" i said "ok"
it was english exam
but i never able to answer one single fucking question and
she starts completely ignoring me and go to chad and cucked
and i fall to the gay shithole and gang raped bunch of guy after pessimis my life and i suicide
jesus christ what the fuck.
what the fuck kind shit dream is that.
i had many terrible dream but this is fucking worst
>(tl;dr)
try to confess girl i loved but cucked and fall to gay shithole and raped and after that i shoot my self
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It's just a dream, you fucking faggot
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>>34478821
but.. it was shit. amazingly
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I had a really elaborate dream with a full story involving time travel, a false prophecy, treachery, espionage, a quest and a great journey, and unlike 99% of my dreams which just end when I wake up randomly, this one had an actual ending, a satisfying bittersweet conclusion after which I woke up. It was amazing.
And I don't remember any of it.
>>34478731
That sucks anon, but I'm confused. What do you mean by falling to the gay shithole? Also what's with the school festival, are you an anime?
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My teen hood was spent bejng to unwomanly to get hit so I fell into depression because I thought no one would ever love me.
Come 18 I suddenly becae girly enough to get hit on...just in time to find our men basically all hate women and love is a farce to get sex.
Fall back into depression for 3 years to present. Still get hit on , too black pilled to care.
Oh the irony
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Nobody cares. Tits or gtfo
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>>34478730
ok cool post roast pic, useless hole
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Is it typical for women to have an early crisis moment in which they come to believe that men can be exploited for sex and that Disney love and romance were all a cynical facade?
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beatifulpeople.com application thread
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what the fuck is this, a website for chads?
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>>34478830
You're only allowed in if the people in there think you're attractive/"beautiful"
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>>34478862
that is one way to make sure your dating site never gets of the ground.
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>you never kissed her when you had the chance
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>tfw you never had a a chance to do so
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No cooties for me faggot
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>>34478655
Actually I did. I just didn't fuck her when I had the chance.
>tfw I was too scared to reveal my repulsive body to the woman I loved. And the only woman that could have loved me.
Still, plenty more fish in the sea...right guys?
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>got drunk
>lost my filter and started talking about how I'm only going into medicine for girls and money
>normies around me looked repulsed
>everyone knows I'm a disgusting person now
>no one will talk to me anymore
Anyone else blow their cover like this before? I want to die
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>>34478587
every doctor is like this though....
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>>34478587
LMAO!!
Dude at least you were honest. Now go pretend to be a good person for a week till it all blows over.
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>>34478633
But they don't admit it do they. They put up the facade that they do it for humanity and are good decent people
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>ummm anon, this date is soooooooo boring
>im texting chad so he can pick me up
>pay the food for me, ok?
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How does it feel knowing you're nothing but a piece of shit waste of life?
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>>34478564
i'm so high test right now i find her repellent. i just want to fuck her glasses. not her, just her glasses.
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The thought of going on a conventional date with a normal person is frightening to me
People always giving advice like "just ask her out bro". I have no problem talking to anyone for a few minutes but having to constantly talk with someone for hours on end? And mostly about small talk shit?
No amount of sex/cuddling/gf stuff is worth having to talk to someone for so long to me.
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>bogdanoff found the booger barrel
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>sister quarantined the sloppy sock between her dirty pillows
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>brother in law found the boipucci breeder
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>>34478563
If they're the Bogdanoff, what will happen once they become the Bogdan-ON ?