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OH FUGGGG

SHE THIGGGGG

thats some mcburger level of thicc

>>34248902
according to Arthur Schopenhauer, it is just as the female ant loses her wings, the female human also sheds her beauty.

>>34248862
You're crazy, 24 isn't even that old. Contrary to what this site tells you women are still in their prime years in their mid 20s. Sure they're probably not virginal anymore but that's almost always a good thing. You'll do just fine anon.

>>34249139

He could still get 18 year olds, maybe 16 if he feels like pushing it

>>34249139
I'm 26 though

And I don't see why they would ever be interested in me. At my age, men are supposed to have a career in mind, a great car, a college education, etc. There's no reason any woman would ever want to date me when she has so many other better options.

But I'll never experience actual sex the way it's meant to be, when you're young in and in your early 20s and free. I'll never truly understand it and that's even if I ever somehow managed to find some woman who'd want to date someone like me, whom the best position he could hope for in life is being a retail wageslave.

>Eggy said he dad made him swear to shapen up his life and inspired him to follow a more "traditional" life

>Bangs a transexual


What did he mean

>>34248839
Why do people think they fucked?

Pizza could easily pull a better looking guy than eggman

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You literally can't make this shit up senpai

>>34248768
Nice picture but if you have to ask then little can be done.

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>>34248768
I don't know. I make fun of myself in front of normies to try to be funny, and they usually laugh, but its probably because I laugh at my own jokes and they just don't want to be rude. Or they're laughing at me for being so pathetic that the only way I can think to be funny is by making fun of myself.

>>34248803
I'm funny sometimes but only when I'm in a certain mood and with certain people. I don't know how to appeal to the plebeian masses.

that's a hand

That's called genital warts faggot

>>34248758
no idea but have similar bumps on my scrotum

I showed it to my doctor and he told me it was normal but I have a hard time believing everyone is walking around with a couple of these things

>>34248750
Nothing.

Row

the

boat

>>34248790
GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM

>>34248750
I had that dream, but I got caught with weed so that dream might be lost depending on how hard recruitment is nowadays

If you're enough of a normalfag to go to study or have a job, you're enough of a normalfag to have a smartphone.

>>34248748
>godbro on September 1st 2016
Newfag here, what was that about ?

>>34248794

Having a smartphone doesn't make you a normalfag

>>34248657
kek how did she find out all this? and are you really a scumbag stoner? eww

>>34248657
Your mom seems kind of insufferable to be totally honest with you family.

>>34248657
your mom sounds like a bitch, no wonder you ended up here, sorry man

>>34248650
150mg
about 2 months and its been helping, im a normie now. only problem is that my hands shake 24/7

>>34248710
this except no side effects

i was taking 100mg of that horseshit every day for half a year and it didn't do jack shit

im afraid you are

>>34248636
>btw I am black
>btw I am women
Few mentions or OK but for fucks sake it's too much, it's a fucking anonymous board.

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>tfw no qt strawberry truffle gf

>>34248583
please attentionwhore on /b/ or /soc/, dude

"Yeah just you know >tfw no bf! Yeah so here's my patreon..."

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>>34248583
gtfo roastie
cunt

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>>34248580
describe taste pls

>>34248580
>accidentally

yeah,and i "accidentally" fingered a dog

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>intentionally cum on my own stomach
>instantly disgusted
>shoot WAY more than I expected to
>pools up in my belly button
>didn't even think ahead about clean-up
>have to use a sock

They can't handle her purity + SMUGness

>>34248576
Her smug aura mocks me

Like you get paid to have niggers fuck you how can you be so smug

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>>34248576
I hate her because she reminds me of Annie Blackburn.

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I know that feel far too well brother.

>>34248527

Relax, man, it doesn't matter.

You need to stop giving a fuck. There are real problems in this world and what you have is nothing compare to the others.

Chill bro

>>34248527

What happened OP? Maybe we can help

wtf i hate bacon now!

>>34248503

Because we only like cute animals, desu : p

Cows and pigs are breed for eating, you cum guzzling faggot.