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>even if i have a little bit of alcohol, like a beer or a glass of wine, it gives me killer headaches
>when i drink coffee, it also gives me bad headaches and makes me feel terrible
>if i smoke weed, it makes me feel really paranoid and uncomfortable, not relaxed at alll

Can anyone else relate? It sucks, sometimes I just want to be comfy and have some beer, or have some coffee, but my body so thoroughly rejects it...
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>>39488192
All the other ones make sense but pot is not always like make sure you have something fun to do while you smoke and just take hits every couple hours or half hour instead of chiefing down a bunch
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>>39488231
This. Listen to music or watch movies or just call a friend. I dont know why but pot makes me open up, i wish i could get high before school but im 18 in a class of 16 year olds and the school is strictly anti drug with dog raids 2 times a year
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just keep doing it until ur body accepts ur a retard and do harder drugs that worked for me :)

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why do you guys want to control women? why do you want to control who they date, fuck, where they go, how they spend their life? So what if a girl doesnt want to be house wife? So what if the wants to be clubbing slut? So what if she's lesbian? It's her choice, she can do whatever the fuck she wants and as long as it doesn't affect you, you shoudn't care. But you do. Why?
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>>39488095
We dont. We just recognize that if you act a certain way be prepared to be called out for it. Ie if you act like a slut you will be seen as one. If you are a coal burning whore then youll be seen as one.

Actions have consequences and women are not above them.
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>>39488112
I don't see guys getting called out for fucking black chicks or going to clubs
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>>39488095
>as long as it doesn't affect you
But it does. Women choose to not fuck me and fuck assholes then complain to me about it. I dont get laid and Im emotionally abused with nor reward. I dont get to breed and carry on my lineage.

Women chose to fuck niggers, the white race dies and we lose our power over the world. Makes life hard for me in the long run.

She wants to be a clubbing slut. She picks up a huge amount of STIs, engages in debauchery activity and when she decides shes had enough im expected to pick her up and pay her life out for her. Like paying full price for a used car.

Everything everyone does affects someone.

Stop being so goddamned selfish and accept your role in society. Millennial scum.

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>parents always come around corner when I fap
>I barely ever fap
>they always come by the second I have an orgasm or I'm about to rupture
>literally even at 4:51 am they wake up out of a slumber and do it
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>>39488057
Oh and for today's episode my dad didnit with my phone at 4% battery, followed me upstairs, went back downstairs then came upstairs right as I was leaving my room
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They wanna watch you fap

Your fault for being such a hot son
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OP, they know what you're doing.

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Only on r9k will 90% of the posts be about how you are all neets or college students with no life. And then you'll turn around and say that going into blue collar work is for losers and morons.
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>>39488050
>going into blue collar work is for losers and morons
It truly is
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>>39488179
sounds like you're not manly enough to do it
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>>39488050
I wouldn't say it's for morons but it's not for the likes of us and we shit on people who aren't like us

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no /comfy/ thread yet, let's go
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Come on boyos, let's get /comfy/
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Wouldn't mind having the house to myself and nursing some beers. Tfw live at home
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>>39489502
Pic makes me pretty stressed out, anon. It's space, something can go wrong at any moment. Besides you probably need to deal with all the crew and the sport so that you don't lose muscle mass.
I'll stay comfy in the snowy 70s thanks

Well now that it's confirmed nuclear war is close and inevitable, how will you be spending your last days on this shit-heap of a planet?
(assuming you don't survive the immediate blast/nuclear fallout devastation)
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>>39487970
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/09/02/north-korea-nuclear-test-seismic-activity/629486001/?utm_source=feedblitz&utm_medium=FeedBlitzRss&utm_campaign=usatoday-newstopstories
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I'll probably kill myself in october
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>>39487970
Nothing like that is confirmed, norks probably know if they fire what little shitty nukes they have they will be glassed back fully. Kim jong whatever just sperges out from time to time to get more foreign aid to keep his starving population in line.

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>in discord meme posting server with some friends
>they have a friend who is ftm tranny who is in server and posts memes
>post some mike pence "zap the gay away" etc memes a while ago because I think they're funny
>they post something that could be interpreted as mildly butthurt but then meme posting resumes and things proceed as normal
>try to add reaction to a meme they post today in discord
>can't
>can still add reactions to everyone else's messages
>only possible conclusion is they blocked me
Why are trannies such sensitive faggot sacks of shit? It's fucking memes, who gives a shit about memes? Why would you block someone over memes that you don't like? We never really talked or interacted outside this aside from talking about FFXIV while in person, so it's not like it's a big deal
but blocking someone simply because they post a few memes you dislike?
Seriously?'
Trannies should all be shot.
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Why are you being such a whiny bitch
If you have so few friends that getting blocked on a discord makes you this mad then I'm not surprised nobody wants to talk to you
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>>39487943
must be a transtrender. The average real FTM is pretty based. It's because they have a masculine worldview where they want to be seen as a hardworking, trustworthy guy.
While the average transtrender (MTF or FTM) is a shrill, attention-hungry dramawhore.
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Your first mistake was using discord at all
It always turns to shit

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why are you so obsessed with marrying a virgin, /r9k/?
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>>39487916
>wanting to marry and beta provide for something that everyone else got for free
>wanting to marry a girl who has no problems fucking guys she is not married with
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>>39487916
>tight, good looking pussy
>no previous lovers to go back to
>less experienced, isn't comparing you to others

I could go on and on. Virgins > sex robots >>>>>>> filthy non-virgin roaties.
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>>39487942
girls who have problems fucking guys due to not being married with them are mentally ill

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>be 6'1"
>delivering pizzas
>go to one customer's house
>ring doorbell
>5'4" 40-year-old manlet answers the door
>burst out in laughter

HOLY SHIT I COULDN'T STOP MYSELF!!!
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>>39487874
What did he say when you started laughing ?
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>>39487891
>Ah you faggot-o leavea the pizza here-a mamma mia such a rude man-a

I don't know why I imagine all manlets to be Italian
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>>39487874
For some reason I imagined George constanza as the manlet

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>Actually have no problem socialising with people at all
>Have a lot of friends - male and female
>Everyone always tells me how intelligent and funny I am
>Reads a lot, lift weights, have other hobbies as well
>Turning 24 soon, never had a girlfriend my entire life, the only time I've ever had sex was with a chubby, ugly girl
>Women who are slightly older than me, or my age, start showing me attention and I get pissed off because I know that they're only doing it because they've gotten old and their standards have dropped significantly and that they would never have dated me when they were 18-19
>18-19 year olds think I'm old and ugly

Who else here just /ugly/? Honestly I've never had a problem socialising my entire life, I've even approached random women before in the street and talked to them, I make friends easily etc.

But I'm ugly so none of it matters.
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Boy do I ever know that feeling.

Being ugly is the source of 90% my social issues and the reason I'm now just running straight for death.
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>>39487847
I wish I could just die desu senpai. Like I genuinely wish someone would just kill me and I woudn't have to live like this anymore.
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>be me
>decent to good looking
>anti-social fuck

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Is going to a gun range a viable method of suicide? I heard a lot of places won't rent you a gun unless you bring a friend with you. Buying my own gun isn't an option unfortunately.
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why don't you just hang yourself instead of fucking up someones business with your faggot corpse
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>>39487878
The possibility of becoming a vegetable is too high. Also, using a gun seems like the least painful method.
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>>39487842
>I heard a lot of places won't rent you a gun unless you bring a friend with you.
Is this for real? What the fuck.

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Then I could be a gentlesir of the 1800s and early 1900s. I would be rich and have lots of money because people had lots more money back in the late 19th and early 20th century, the ladies would appreciate me, and I would be in a time of class. Not a time of swagbois but a time of gentlemen.
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>>39487835
Or, or, now listen carefully, or you could be working in a coal mine for almost nothing for 14 hours a day, have five children and a dying wife..
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>>39487880
Those were the absolute poorest but most people born when I wanted to be were a lot richer than we will ever be.
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>>39487929
Yeah, you are on 4chan. You would be born in sewer in those days

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choose a class faggot


uniform is not optional
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Specialist. Gotta go fast
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Paladin of Laughter; any who don't laugh is getting SMITED
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Assassin, sneaky beaky like ftw

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HOW THE HELL CAN I MAKE SOME MONEY ONLINE???

I live in a shithole balkan country and all I need is like 500 euros per month to survive without a job.

pls help
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>>39487788
you could always just sell those dubs
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dropshipping
just steal TVs and electronics listings from ebay and sell them on amazon and other ecommerce sites
you dont pay for the product or shipping
and there are tons of people already making bank so its a good business to be in
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>>39487809
>try to buy five dollar raspberry pi zero
>nope, chuck testa, it's twenty now
Faggots.

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Why do sunglasses make look everyone cooler?
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>>39487757
Everyone?
I look like shit then them lol

There really isn't any hope for me is there?
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>>39487857
This isn't possible
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>>39487757
I looked cool?

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