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Girls are robot hunters . Not for sex, but material things.

>>36043688
I agree. It's disappointing to see this board in such a state of blind consumption of bait.

>>36043688
You're right, for the most part.

>>36043540

If she said that to me in real life I would immediately push her down in the chair, and then after she gets her head smacked on the floor from falling in the chair, I'd then apply a brutal chokehold on her that would fucking knock her out. She shouldn't say anything rude to me like that.

>>36043579
I'd just whip my cock out and walk away.

>>36043579
>I would immediately push her down in the chair, and then after she gets her head smacked on the floor from falling in the chair, I'd then apply a brutal chokehold on her that would fucking knock her out.
no you wouldn't

>>36043420
Dont get your hopes up anon

>>36043420
She just had a nervous response since you probably gave off a creepy school shooter vibe, which also explains why she left 30 seconds later

>>36043420
>today at school
rprt hm

>>36043397
What you really meant to say was "I pretended to be her friend and instead of making my intentions to fuck her clear, I hoped she would eventually see what a 'nice guy' I was some normie who actually made an effort got her instead"

>>36043397
no one cares, mobilefag

You have to be clear from the very start, you can't do it 4 months later, it happens from the very first words to her whether your friend or your gonna bang her.

I need to get more matches. I hate having only one i want to meet only for it to not go anywhere.

I got a month of tinder plus, thinking about hitting the 'skip the line button' to see if i get some matches but will they see that i'm boosted?

>>36043336
is this a meme or why do they respond to this shit?

also whats with all the gimme 5 bucks and see what happens shit

>>36043742

I don't know, but i'm fucked now unless i get more matches

Why are you comparing yourself to them? You're not them. They're different from you. Work with what you have, don't work with what you don't have.

>>36043330
If they're showing it in the news it is probably not that common of an occurrence OP
You missed out on full ride scholarships but so did millions of others
You're missing out the same amount as millions of others

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>>36043330
that is one of the worst feels you can have I'm glad you survived it, you're stronger then you think anon
>>36043416
this is also a terrible feeling

>>36043278
>comfy
>has to go to work soon
Kek

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>>36043333
You take what you can get. For what it's worth, the job is pretty relaxed and I can relax by the rain without being in it.

Nice quads by the way.

I'm at home casually getting ready for the day. My company is moving into a new office today, I'm very excited to see it. So I'm feeling pretty comfy here, yeh.

>have oneitis
>ask out three girls
Pick one

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>>36043246
please don't give up

be a boss and handle your skoo work while gaining exp with girls, it sucks being rejected, it's like your primordial ape brain is ready to kill you along with it if it can't mate but you need to realize being neet is hell and failures haunt you forever

>>36043246
unless she is supportive of you and your education/work/moving she can fuck off, you are supposed to benefit from a relationship

>>36043221
Normie girls most certainly do not hate hairy guys.

They hate hairy guys who are also fat, smelly, nose breathing basement dwellers.

I haven't met a chick that doesn't love to run their hands through a hairy chest.

>>36043221
Normie girls would hate your pic related for far more reasons than the hair, that would just be shit icing on the shit cake.

Ironically, hair may be his saving grace.

>>36043254
>Normie girls most certainly do not hate hairy guys.
They do. I have a hairy back and women find it disgusting, I'm not fat either.

bump

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How do I know you're not a normie sent to trick me?

>>36043331
judging by your picture i'd say you're the normalfag here

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>>36043094
Why do normalfags like you try to come here and stir up shit without lurking first? Go fuck yourself.

>>36043121

>without lurking

Motherfucker I've been browsing /r9k/ since 2008.

>>36043157
Sure you have, you're totally not a feminist redditor or gaffer trying to stir up shit. I'm sure everyone believes you.

>>36043054
>past is past
Dude, 1 year is nothing. She's still crazy.

One year ago a court said that she was so batshit insane that she was not allowed near a 37 year old man.

Fucking run.

>>36043223
I kek'd (o.original post)

>>36043051
>hard
>woman
>western world
Ayy lmao, my roastie friendo

>>36043051
desu if girls suffer body image issues that's pretty rough.

everything else is a meme

>>36043051
Pull the other one, it's got bells on.

bump ofr interest

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>>36043002
because it's disgusting.

>>36043483
why though?
hiriginil

Ever see that infographic about normies infiltrating groups? That's what is gonna happen to your group.

If your friends detect anything off about you they are gonna abandon you for the normies.

Everything can change.

>Group of friends
>Not normies

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>>36042984
Sorry for being a newfag, but what differentciates a road the from a normie?