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>>39336390
Go get BLACKED

Throw yourself into a trash compactor.

Wear like 5 of those sweaters and 5 pairs of socks and 5 sweat pants and jump into a bonfire.

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not schizo but maladaptive daydreamer

>spend 1-3 hours a day focused on imaginary things that arent real, flesh out events with extreme detail
>tfw someone walks in on me walking in circles lost in my fake world
>only recently even became self-conscious of doing this and realize i've been doing this my entire life without even really thinking about it

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>>39336363
Holy shit, I do this in my driveway nearly daily.
This isn't normal?

>>39336391
welcome to the club

>tfw really self-aware of it now but dont want to stop doing it because it helps me cope and escape from real life

...Nobody ever replies to my threads. :(

Goddamn, I'm such a fucking failure, even among robots.

Damn, I was you at 26. I got so desperate I became a predator of ugly older ladies online. I lied my ass off and bagged one for a keeper. She's forest gump style retarded, ain't much to look at, and smokes more than I do but fuck it, it's not like I had anything to be proud of before. On the plus side she's bi and finds ladies to have 3somes with, she's white so my mom and dad made a new friend of her, she's been scooped out so no periods or babies and creampie everyday. And I'm just like 'fuck it' being suicidal was some kind of way to preserve honor until I tried heroine and meth. So being sober with an ugly bitch is better than death I guess.

>>39336297
>being sober with an ugly bitch is better than death
Really?

>>39336137
Using online dating, yeah absolutely give up. Total waste of time if you're under 40.

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>>39336137
Yeah, its a rigged game. Even below average girls can all go hook up with chad now while average males are left to starve.
I've had profiles on dating websites before, complete with best possible photo of myself, and non-autistic description. You can bet that I've never recieved a single message before, and any attempts to message females never got anywhere in the end.

Average men simply aren't desirable. Thats all there is to it.

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>>39336190
>>39336295
welp, its not like im going to be getting a gf outside so wizard status here we go

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>>39336100
Thinking you are entitled to women is your first mistake. I bet you go around and treat women like goddesses to get into their pants. Women see right through that fake "niceness" really fast.

>>39336128
>Thinking you are entitled to women is your first mistake

NOBODY SAID THAT YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Stop fucking projecting entitlement onto people who are just expressing their sadness at being alone you fucking faggot

god I hate you so fucking much, get fucked you stupid cunt.

>>39336128
Supreme bait almost posted a serious response

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INFP checking in

>>39336085
Bump

Hdosnsifdbsjsks

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>ISTP
>Introverted sensing
>Extraverted feeling
Fucking what

Also nice post, did you base if off of the post a few days ago by that ISFP faggot?

>>39335917
I've shit the bed does that count?

do you really want to wake up to a bed full of cum? think about what youre saying 0-O

>>39335981
>0-O
>>>/r/eddit

Tfw no asian girl to ever talk too..

>>39335862
I think that's a boy

Japanese is normalfaggot tier,entry level yellow fever. Yellow fever enthusiasts go for Vietnamese or Philippino girls.

>>39335634
Depends on how careful you were with disposing of evidence. Considering you're posting here, I'm going to guess you would probably fuck it up and get caught, but I don't care. Have at it, anon.

>>39335634
Local loner goes missing, someone is killed nearby, local loner returns.
Not a chance.
Do you think your absence wouldn't be noticed?

>>39335634
Better yet, kill yourself.

>>39335420
this is beyond disgusting, if your cock gets hard looking at that thing you are fucked in the head

everyone who let's himself go this far should be forcefully euthanized, no questions asked

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Unfortunately chubby women don't go for manlets like me. They want tall muscular men to make them feel small and delicate :'(

>>39335453
T. Low test beta male

>>39335354
nigga why ask us just fucking play it

>>39335354
Ass slappin. Bendova.

>>39335354

You got yourself into nude mods.

You orgasm when you cum?

Haha yeah. I don't ever do that shit though. I'm straight. Mostly just blowjobs and incest porn for me haah. Are traps gay anyway? Like, I know the meme, but like, if a person identifies as a woman inside their mind but has a penis, what is that? Also, what if it's a person with a vagina naturally, but identifies as a man? Is that gay? I'm not gay. Just bjs and hour-long incest (stepmother-son, daddy-daughter, bro-stepsis).

>>39335176
No its scientifically impossible. You just shoot milk out your single cow tit.

*while
Fucking mobile

returning to the college town where I dropped out for one night

>>39335092
What led you to dropping out?

28 and no dates. Reporting in

>>39334988
>27
>still live with mom
>cut contact with all friends years ago out of shame
>lost all the gains i worked for years to put on
>no gf in 7 years
>gambling addiction grows worse everyday
>afraid to get close to people because they may find out my shady past
>smoking more than a pack a day because high stress job

i dont really feel anything though.

>recently turned 25
>neet from 19-23
>still living at home
>mom died last Year
>lost all of my old Friends
>5'7 manlet
>weed addict for about a decade
Though it's actually getting better now
>almost completely ditch weed (I only smoke a very small bowl before going to sleep, but I'll stop soon because my heads are getting smaller and smaller)
>found some friends to occasionally go drinking with...they even invite me out
>still virgin but I made out with a girl
>install Tinder and get a moderate amount of matches. I'm too shy to meet them but I practice my "game"
>still hate my new job but at least I have money and got some perspective for my future
>bought a bass guitar
>trying to get/fit/
Do you guys have any other idea for a hobby that I can do alone but also use to socialize, should the opportunity arise?
My main problems are that I'm living at home and that I'm "boring" because I spend most of my free time on 4chan.

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I'm actually shutting down my brain to stop the feels. The problem is it's not working and I end up just making my life worse.

>>39334934
just drink, anon. It will ease the pain.
Thing is, I genuinely think I'm an alcoholic now. Oh well.

>>39334905
>Your oneitis has been on a date before
>She's looked a man in the eyes and trembled nervously, filled with romantic and sexual anticipation
>She went back to that guy's apartment
>They sat down for a drink which was soon forgotten as he slowly undressed her
>Her bare skin melted at his touch and she dissolved in pure ecstasy as he inserted himself into her
>And you still dream about holding her hand
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT ROBOTS